The quality of the teacher’s class determines the traffic of the mobile phone this month

1. Many years later, if you get married, and if I don’t, tell your daughter to be careful on the way home from school.

2. I have a knack for picking up girls, but I’m just a girl.

3. You have the nerve to freak out, but I don’t have the nerve to not believe it.

4. Now send "I love you" to 10086 and she will reply "I love you too"

5. Conductor, give me a ticket to 20xx. I lost my wife...

6. Men, I wish you were a good person, I wish you could use yours so that I don’t have to feel bad anymore

7. For us, as long as the ending is a comedy, the process No matter how tragic it is, it doesn't matter.

8. - Every time I receive New Year's money, I pretend to be embarrassed and push it away. In fact, I'm afraid that it will really be pushed away.

9. Tell you to get out. Just get lost, don’t you know it’ll be okay if you come over and hug me tighter? (This is the warmest sentence I have ever seen)

10. "I feel bad". In exchange for someone else's words: "Wherever you are, I'll be there soon."

11. Have you ever read everything someone said but never commented?

12. A good man is when others scold his woman for being so ignorant and unreasonable. , stood up and said very sarcastically: I'm used to it, what's wrong?

13. I will envy those people who can get a lot of comments from a simple comment.

14. I saw a couple making out on the road. So I ran over and said to the boy: Brother, the sister today is not as beautiful as the one yesterday. . .

15. I am not afraid of spending Valentine’s Day by myself, but I am afraid that you will spend it with others...

16. You are simply a 4, except for 2 it is still 2, minus 2 it is still 2, It’s really 2 plus 2. Remove 2 and you’ll still have a 2, and it’s twice as much as 2!

17. I hate it when I wait for a long time to hear from you, and the result is "Oh" and "Haha". Do you think I am telling a story or a joke?

18. I am a very simple person. -As long as you take me seriously. Your business is my business.

19. I play too much on the computer and want to fast forward when watching TV...

20. I'm sorry, I can't look like you want.

21. I have a dream. There are only 5 fill-in-the-blank questions in one test paper. School____subject____class____name____student number____. 20 points for each empty space.

22. I get scolded four times a day. Sometimes I don’t get up in the morning and surf the Internet when I get up. I don’t read a book all day and don’t sleep at night. Who was shot?

23. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online. .

24. I am very, very, very envious of my deskmate for having the best deskmate in the world

25. When we are old, we will retire. Don't hold on. Do you know how many families San'er has ruined if you continue to hold them back?

26. The person I trust the most taught me not to trust anyone easily

27. My best friend is my other self

28. He pointed at her He said to his brothers: I will definitely marry her in the future. If not her, you should not come to my wedding.

29. Every couple is a fool before falling in love, but they all become poets after being dumped

30. Those who want to start school have a partner in school. I don’t want to start school! ! !

31. Your hair is different every morning when you wake up. Either Saiyan or Ultraman.

32. How many people have spoken their true feelings under the guise of lyrics

33. You said I am your Youlemei. Okay, I am worth three and a half yuan.

34. Bajie, you are looking at my master’s signature again. .

35. Seeing that your online name changes again and again, even if it is in English, I have to translate it.

36. My future husband will definitely be a road addict, otherwise why wouldn’t he have found me even now?

37. Yesterday the florist smiled, today the hotel smiled, tomorrow the drug store smiled, and three weeks later the women’s hospital smiled.

38. The most feared thing when playing with mobile phones during self-study in the evening is that the whole school will have a power outage, and then a white light will emit from you

39. The quality of the teacher's class will determine the traffic of the mobile phone this month.

40. A man who can bend down to tie your shoes is always better than a man who can only help you take off your clothes.

41. I have always had a doubt in my mind. It has been 5 years, exactly 5 years. What has the gray wolf been eating to survive?

42. In fact, February 14th is April Fool’s Day, and April 1st is Valentine’s Day. How many people use sweet words to deceive others on 2.14, and some use joking as an excuse to tell the truth on 4.1

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43. Let me spend Valentine's Day alone, let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year's Day alone, and if you have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.

44. Why does it take two people to agree to like someone, but only one person to break up? About the beautiful paragraph describing the teacher's class

Chinese teacher: He is of average height, and his black hair always makes people feel so clean. He always comes to the door of the classroom before the preparation bell rings. When the bell rang, he came, wearing the same jacket, very clean, with only two pieces of chalk in his hand. He walked up to the podium calmly and gently placed a piece of chalk on the podium for fear of breaking the chalk. Then with a smile on his face, he looked at the classmates with his talking eyes, then put his hand that was pinched with chalk and looked skinny behind his back, and walked into the alley, as if he was watching the students before class. How prepared. His smile tells us that the students are very obedient and well-behaved! There was no sound at this time.

Mathematics teacher: The math teacher ran straight to the classroom with the bell that just rang. Every step he took was so steady, it seemed that he was using his steps to calculate the distance from the office to our classroom. As soon as he walked up to the podium, he placed the big triangle on the table with a clang. He suddenly noticed the guys in the class who loved to skip class, and then said: "Monitor, tell me if you have any Write down the classmates who come, and I’ll treat them to tea later.” There was a faint laugh from below.

The teacher is preparing lessons there. When he was reading, he was writing, drawing, and sketching; when he was thinking, he held his head with his right hand and wrote quickly with his left hand. When he was excited, he would gesture with his hands in the air for a while, bending his arms slightly and making a strange shape with his fingers, as if the world was under his control. Then he would turn around and leave his seat, frowning, and would stop and think for a long time. It's like solving a global problem.

This morning, Teacher Li asked several students to write silently on the blackboard the natural paragraph 3.4 of Lesson 1. After they finished silently, they asked us to read it together. When we read awkwardly in some places, Teacher Li asked us to stop. He gave us a demonstration. When he read "I am very happy", Teacher Li's voice was like a bell. His passion was like a fire, which ignited the passion of everyone in our class. I saw Teacher Li's Stretch your hands to both sides, like an eagle spreading its wings and ready to fly. When I read "I'm also afraid", my voice suddenly dropped a lot, and my hands were tightly gathered in front of my chest, as if I was very scared, and my expression matched very well. He makes for a fascinating read! Teacher Li's emotions also changed and fluctuated with the article. The sound of his reading was like beautiful music, which made us listen intoxicated. Teacher Li is like a professional actor, the chief conductor of a band, etc...

Her first sentence on the podium was: "Hey, why are you still making trouble?" The student said He turned around and stared blankly, "Is this a playground?" "Didn't you hear the bell?" "It's so outrageous!" A student suddenly stood up and said, "Teacher, he peed his pants." The teachers and students were silent, and a boy said slowly: "Teacher, he is afraid of you..." Before he finished speaking, the teacher immediately picked up the conversation and said, "What is he afraid of? Who is he afraid of?" "Just now? You're still making a fuss, are you scared now?" "Go, monitor, help me deal with it," "We're starting class." Everyone didn't dare to raise their heads, they quickly held the books in their hands, hunched over, lowered their heads, and nodded. He held his chair and pretended to wait for class.

When the teacher picked up the chalk and wrote the topic on the blackboard, the students were watching the student who peed his pants crookedly...

You walked up to the podium with a straight face every day, and we were so happy after playing after class. The mood was ruined again. How I hope you can smile at this time! Class has started, you have been frowning, and suddenly you call a classmate who is absent from work to answer a question. That classmate, Monk Zhang Er, was confused and answered incorrectly. The teacher suddenly became furious and asked him what was going on. "The classmates behind told me," he explained. The whole class burst into laughter, but the teacher did not laugh. He still frowned deeply and stared at us with arrow-like eyes. We had no choice but to shut our mouths immediately and sit upright. At this time, how we hope that you, teacher, can smile too! In this way, your unhappiness and the lack of seriousness of your classmates may drift away with a smile, and the distance between us and you will become closer because of this smile. A collection of quotations praising the way the teacher is in class

A collection of quotations praising the way the teacher is in class

1. Although I am not your best student, you are my best teacher. Although I am not your best student, you are my best teacher. I wish you all the best and a good mood every day.

2. Some people produce chicken essence, some produce monosodium glutamate, and you cultivate human essence. With you here, mankind will have a wonderful future.

3. Who is it—leading us who are ignorant into the spacious classroom and teaching us a wealth of knowledge? It’s you! teacher! With your hard work and sweat, you have nurtured the tender seedlings that have just broken ground in spring. Who is it - educating us naughty people into people who can be considerate and help others? It's you! teacher! Your care is like the gentle spring breeze that warms our hearts. Your protection allows us to grow healthily. Bear fruit in the golden autumn season. Thank you for your hard work! teacher!

4. Teachers are hard-working gardeners who cultivate the flowers of the motherland.

5. The teacher’s spring breeze bathes my heart every day. A good teacher is better than ten thousand books.

6. The teacher is the mountain, tall and straight; the teacher is the pine, green and dripping; the teacher is the eagle, leading me to soar; the teacher is the umbrella, protecting us from the wind and rain. On the occasion of Teachers' Day, I wish our teachers a happy holiday and good health!

7. Only after experiencing ups and downs can I know how valuable you are; only after you have achieved success can you know your greatness; thank you my respected teacher!

8. Teachers have a mind that is open to all rivers, and teachers have inexhaustible treasures, from Confucianism to quality guidance, from flying dust to browsing the Internet, from "stinky old nine" to "teacher", The road that teachers have walked is difficult, bumpy and muddy, but they become stronger with each passing day.

9. Teachers are like the sun, shining on us with his brilliance to grow; teachers are like candles, burning his own youth, inspiring us to move forward; teachers are like spring silkworms, spitting out everything they know in their hearts and teaching us knowledge !

10. Teacher, you are a candle, sacrificing yourself and lighting up others; Teacher, you are a gardener, you have worked hard on yourself and cultivated flowers; Teacher, you are a spring silkworm, you have bound yourself and warmed you. to the world.

11. Days rise and fall, and students come and go. What remains unchanged is your deep love and bright smile. Teacher, only after experiencing ups and downs can I know how valuable you are; only after experiencing success can I know your greatness!

12. A beautiful and warm school, with peach and plum blossoms in full bloom, the sound of reading, and joyful singing and smiling faces. The hard-working gardeners are tireless in teaching, one batch after another, and the young eagles are released to fly. On Teacher's Day, I wish my beloved teachers a happy holiday and a lifetime of happiness!

13. Teacher, your care filled my student days. The days with you are like sitting in the spring breeze and like spring rain!

14. Without the nourishment of your thoughts, how could so many beautiful soul flowers bloom? Ah, teacher, engineer of the human soul, who would not praise you!

15. The teacher is like an angel, like a big tree, like the sun, like a gardener. I will never forget the teacher’s teachings.

16. How I want to look at your eyes again and let the enthusiasm ignite my dreams again. How I want to listen to your lectures again and let knowledge give me the wings to fly again.

17. Teachers are like candles, burning themselves and illuminating us. Sometimes mice are like mothers, caring about us. Teacher, you have worked hard.

thank you!

18. Teacher, you will be rewarded for your hard work, and you will be praised for your selfless dedication. Those of us who are hungry for knowledge will definitely achieve something!

19. You sent me into a colorful world, and you brought me into an infinite world...Teacher, my heart is calling you and saluting you.

20. It’s Teacher’s Day this year, and I would like to send a simple greeting to my most beloved teacher. I wish you a happy holiday, everything goes well, good health, a happy family, and may your peaches and plums continue to fill the world. All your children love you. There is a text message written with care, a title interpreted by a lifetime, a holiday rendered with love, and a blessing expressed with affection: Teacher, thank you for your hard work. Teachers' Day is here. I wish you good health and a happy holiday! Collection of quotations praising the teacher's manner in class Part 2

21. Your voice lingers in my ears all the time. I have never forgotten your teachings. The knowledge you have given me has made my journey in life smooth. Thank you sincerely, hardworking gardener, and wish you a happy holiday.

22. Give me a cup of iced black tea in summer and let it take away the heat; give me a cup of hot dew in winter and let it warm you; just give me a cup of joy at this time and wish you Pepsi! I hope it’s a sunny day today and tomorrow will be better!

23. A piece of chalk can write about the past and present; the breeze on both sleeves can be called honest and honest; teachers, engineers of human souls, are the most sacred profession under the sun. On the occasion of Teachers' Day, I would like to send you my most sincere Sincere blessings: Teacher, you have worked hard and I wish you a happy holiday.

24. Without the nourishment of your thoughts, how could so many perfect flowers of the soul bloom? Teachers, engineers of the human soul, who would not praise you?

25. Teachers are our reborn parents! Our parents gave birth to us, and our teachers educated us!

26. Spring silkworms will not run out of silk until they die; wax torches will not dry until they turn to ashes and tears.

27. How sacred candles are! Life is precious, and candles also understand that the burning of the flame represents the death of life. But it still leads people forward with its faint light. The teacher, just like this "tiny" candle, uses his youth and sweat to compose majestic symphonies for us. The "magnificent" music affects our growth, and the dark notes represent the teacher's deep introduction to us.

28. Teacher, you are the designer of the grand blueprint of the motherland, and you are engaged in the most glorious career. You are a candle that never sheds tears, a spring silkworm that only spins silk but does not make a cocoon for yourself! Teacher, you are a bright light in my life. Without your guidance, I can only continue to grope in the darkness.

29. Teacher, you are a lush leaf. You use your strong body to protect our future flowers. You have never been stubborn for you. You always devoted yourself silently. For your students and for your mission, you would rather be a green leaf than a red flower. You want to use your ability to brighten the world. The dawn of the future has made the dreams of students fly higher and further.

30. Clap your hands, twist your waist, and wish teachers a happy holiday; run on the playground, and I will give the teacher a hug; dance in the activity room, and remember to attend class seriously. The holiday is here, the information is here, and I wish teachers a happy holiday!

31. You warm the hearts of every classmate with your fire-like emotions. Countless hearts are stirred by you, and even your back is condensed with hot eyes.

32. When the first ray of summer light shines into your window today, it is the affectionate blessing from the students: Teacher, happy holidays!

33. Who gave us polite language? Who taught us the philosophy of life? Who taught us how to behave? It's you! Hardworking gardener! May the cheerful songs linger with you all the time. May the happy years be with you forever.

34. Pull the sincere heartstrings and remember the bitterness of growing up. I will never be able to do without you on the road to success. Dear teacher, I wish you happiness forever!

35. It is your educational art that makes us have a strong interest in composition! You are as loving as a mother and as considerate as a friend. You are a good teacher in my heart and I will always respect and love you!

36. We went from childishness to maturity, from ignorance to civilization. It was you who illuminated my way forward with the torch of life.

37. In the garden of education, the blooming of flowers cannot be separated from the love and dedication of the gardener; in the orchard of golden autumn, the fruitful fruits cannot be separated from the watering of the heart of the cultivator.

38. It is you who illuminate my way forward with the torch of life. I want to say to you sincerely: Thank you, teacher!

39. Teacher, do you know that your image on the podium is so great and charming? I hope you will stay young forever, shine radiantly, and have peaches and plums all over the world!

40. Love is education. Without love, there is no education. Collection of Quotations Praising the Teacher's Classroom Class

41. Teachers are like candles, burning themselves and illuminating others.

42. On our way from childishness to maturity, from ignorance to civilization, you use the torch of life to clear the way for us.

43. Your love is as warm as the sun, as gentle as the spring breeze, and as sweet as the clear spring. Your love is more serious than father's love, more delicate than mother's love, and more pure than friendship. You, the teacher's love, is the greatest and most noble in the world. Happy birthday to you!

44. Teacher, you are the sower of hope and happiness!

45. On the journey of life, you have ignited the light of hope for me, enriched my soul, and added to my wisdom. Thank you! Teacher, I wish you good health forever! joy! happiness!

46. You are the charcoal fire in the harsh winter, the stepping stone in the turbulent water under the thick shade in the hot summer, and the beacon light in the sea of ??fog - Teacher, you teach by words and deeds, educate people well, and are willing to teach. Being a ladder is unforgettable!

47. I am not your best student, but you are my most respected teacher. On your day, I would like to dedicate a high respect to you.

48. On this special day, I want to say to you, teacher: Happy Teacher's Day! May you be healthier and happier in the days to come!

49. Teacher, you spend your life teaching us why we should pursue, why we should have dreams, and why we should surpass ourselves. Teacher, you leave your most beautiful smile to this wonderful world. You are the most beautiful myth in our hearts.

50. Teachers are mothers, the greatest mothers besides the earth.

51. You respect sincerity and integrity as the principles for conducting yourself in the world. You are a role model for our students.

52. Your love is as warm as the sun, as gentle as the spring breeze, and as sweet as the clear spring.

53. You are like a candle. Although it is thin, you have some heat and some light, illuminating others and exhausting yourself. This selfless dedication will never be forgotten. The language of your lectures is as sweet as a tinkling mountain spring, as friendly as a gurgling stream, and as exciting as a rushing river.

54. Your voice and smile always flash before my eyes; your character and personality will always be treasured in the depths of my memory. Ah, teacher - the engineer of the human soul, only this glorious name has a connotation as rich as the sea and as profound as the blue sky!

55. Teacher, you have created a warm group with love. In our group, there is laughter, singing and sunshine every minute.

56. I graduated as soon as I closed my eyes and opened them. Now I am standing outside the campus, recalling the past scenes, vividly in my mind, and feeling nostalgic. I miss the teacher who taught me knowledge. Now he is about to retire. I want to say happy holidays to the teacher and live a happy life!

57. Teaching and educating people will bring you peach blossoms all over the world; teaching people to do things is a great thing in the world; teaching people to be upright and upright people!

58. In the past, you sowed the seeds of knowledge in my heart. Today, I have achieved fruitful results in scientific research - Teacher, this is your harvest!

59. Teachers are the kindling that ignites the fire of students’ hearts; teachers are the stone steps that bear the students’ steady climb step by step. Teacher, I wish you a happy National Day!

60. I am not your best student, but you are my most respected teacher. On your day, I would like to dedicate a high respect to you.

Hilarious quotes from teachers born in the 1980s in class

Most people born in the 1980s have already devoted themselves to work. When I went to college a few years ago, my instructor was a newly graduated born in the 1980s. He was a very nice person! He talks humorously and there is no generation gap. I am really lucky to have a teacher born in the 1980s! Come and take a look at the funny quotes from teachers born in the 1980s. .

1. Stand on the blackboard!

2. You are a dead cat meeting a blind mouse!

3. If a tiger does not send a cat, you think I am critically ill!

4. This is really unbearable by nature and unbearable by geography!

5. Go your own way and let others die. When chasing girls, just chase girls with such personality! shy;

9. For the first multiple-choice question, you must choose A. If you don’t choose A, come to me. shy;

11. Students who have deserted, try to make the error within 8 seconds

12. I was caught in the heavy rain (enviable English thinking)

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14. The feelings are so deep that cannot be erased with glue (eraser). shy;

18. You dare to challenge the system! ! ! It's simply stupid

Cherish every post-80s teacher around you! They are all living treasures~

19. These two bad pictures on the test paper... prove the regression of China's printing technology.

20. Physics teacher:

21. This question was an exam question in 2000 years. 200,000 years?

22. The men also laughed, and the women also smiled so sweetly, swaying head and tail and swimming eastward.

23. This thing is called an electroscope. It is very famous, even more famous than the teacher... "Everyone must make use of it while wasting time." hellip;

27. Why can’t you do this question? I just can’t figure it out even more than I can in the college entrance examination.

28. Okay, no more procrastination! Lest you say I won’t come to class or leave after class!

29. I don’t even know how to give you questions. I’m afraid you won’t know how to do it, so I’ll beat you up.

30. The teacher is a tortured soul engineer! I won’t give up until I can’t torture you!

31. The student who got this question wrong should go home and look in the mirror to see if the person in the mirror has eyes

32. If the student who gossiped could be as good as reading an extracurricular book If the classmates are so quiet, they will not disturb the classmates sleeping next to them

33. Are you distracted? ． ． I am working too hard in class. You are distracted and your soul is gone. I have to help you summon your soul~

34. We would like to thank bacteria and microorganisms. Without them, the earth would be destroyed by the past. Covered with corpses, the appearance of your 100-generation ancestors is still vivid