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Boys talk about 20 19.

1, the woman said: if you want money, you want power. The man smiled: I have these. What do I want you to do?

Although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.

If one day I don't have acne, it will prove that I am really old.

4. The male character has a field above and a strong bottom, which is destined to contribute to suffering.

5. Women are ruthless and more destructive than men.

6. Actually, women leave men. It's not the fault of women, it's our men who are too playboy!

7. Go your own way and let the cat and dog talk.

8. I treat you like a human being. What can I do if you don't treat yourself as a person?

10, bullshit, they say it's love. I heard it and smelled it, but no one saw it.

1 1, there is a kind of person who likes everyone around her. I mean, are you worth it?

12, listening to English songs is good, but I'm not tired of listening for half a year because I don't understand them.

13, promiscuous, why not? Just want to know how you feel about me.

14. Make a complete world for you with my gentleness.

15, don't think that you are spoiled, and what you have done wrong deserves forgiveness.

16, I love you, uncertainty principle.

17, even if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain and hold you.

18. His promise is a lie, and I promise I will never see it.

19, four major boredom: no one arrived at the party, no one called the BB machine, and the daughter-in-law didn't let the noise. If you want to cause trouble, you must wear a condom.

20. Wildflowers can't be picked everywhere, but I prefer you who are the wildest in the wild.

2 1. Try to make money from now on, don't let your woman suffer a little, and don't let anyone look down on her.

22, hypocrisy, why call each other brothers?

23. The best woman is the one who always accompanies you and only loves you when you have nothing.

24. I can't give you information about you and him. I hope he can.

Dear patroness, please don't be angry with the poor monk. The teacher has a caller ID. Don't be infatuated with the poor monk, the teacher will hit you.

26, any man is the same, can not refuse the simple temptation of women.

27. There are plenty of fish in the sea, only my brother is to blame for not looking for it.

28. Woman, woman, who can understand what a man's heart is like?

29. I'm quitting smoking. I smoke to shape my image as a good citizen.

30. My brother is not Lei Feng. Don't always let Russia help you. Russia is not that great.

3 1, I'm not your Bibab, and I won't be chewed up by you.

32. My brother is Altman and deserves it.

33. A real warrior dares to face his girlfriend who takes off makeup!

34. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life.

36, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.

37. Men don't care unless Shenyang is not greedy.

38. Don't fall in love with a bitch.

39. I would rather believe in ghosts in the world than the fickle beauty of women.

40. The most shameful thing for a man is to trap his woman with lies.

4 1, it doesn't matter whether a man is bitter or tired. Don't mess with the woman who has been with you all your life.

42. A good man must be sexy.

43, half a smile, half a tear, you only see the cross section of your brother.

44. I am a rogue in thought and a good man in life.

Although I look younger than him, I am really his father.

46. Men hate mistresses and like mistresses.

47. It's not that I want to be lonely, but that I am lonely and have a crush on my brother.

48. A man with natural curly hair can be so good.

49. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has slept with, but that there is a woman who is willing to accompany him for a lifetime.

50. Don't talk to my brother, talk to others more.

Boys domineering signature 2020 books

1: If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face. If you want to take it off again, unless you hurt your muscles and skin.

2. The reason why I feel that time flies faster every year is because time is more important to you every year.

A brother is a person who grabs a cigarette and says that smoking is not good, but smokes it himself when you are depressed and want to smoke.

If I take off my singles day, I will never copy the ink of the four classical novels.

5: I am strong by nature. As long as I'm not dead, I can still laugh wildly.

At that time, I fully knew the meaning of love, but I had already run forward in the dark.

7: The best bride price for a man is to accommodate her life.

8: The moment I bow to you, the day you kneel to me!

9: I'll chase you if I'm good enough, and try if I'm not good enough.

10: Visit the body three times a day: correct feelings, die, and pretend to be forced.

1 1:f Don't talk when you are angry, and you don't talk back.

12: When you are finally silent, maturity has just begun.

13: Ask me how this sentence can be ironic.

14: No smoking addiction. It's just fun to start smoking Later, it was inevitable that the circle would become bigger. Later, I will restrain my mentality and occasionally come to see my mood.

15: As long as we step out of school, our fate will be very different.

16: If you can entrust your life to me, I will dedicate my life to make you laugh.

17: actually, I want to say that one day you will leave me, and I will be sad but brave at that time.

18: Don't ask why the sun is so beautiful today, and don't look at who gives the light.

19: Every time I see someone complaining that this is a face-oriented society, I will smile coldly: Oh, isn't this my advantage?

My heart is full of secrets and I can't tell you. I'm afraid that when I open it, a string of small red hearts chasing you will scare you away.

2 1: Your daughter-in-law was coaxed into losing face. This is called love.

Everyone has several scars. This is not an ulterior secret, but it will hurt to uncover them.

23: It is raining. I bought umbrellas all over the city, thinking that you would come to my arms to hide from the rain, but you ran away with your raincoat.

24. As long as you have the heart, you can feel, enlighten and help everywhere.

25: We become a pair of friends who are almost destined to be friends, pretending to be friends. ?

26: the darkness in my heart seems endless, always there; It hides when it is happy, and comes out to bully you when it is sad.

You are so gentle and considerate, and the most important thing is that you are so suitable for me.

Compromise is not bothering you, weakness is not really afraid of you, and I really don't want to lose you.

29: In the foggy sky, the stars are blurred and my heart is beginning to blur, but I am still thinking after turning a corner. ざ

30: I hope I can give you hot milk before going to bed every night, give you a good morning kiss when I wake up in the morning, and park the place next to me at dusk many years later.

3 1: The city that has been stationed for three years now has only nostalgic winds and rain in June. (graduation season)

32: It's hard to know you. I really don't care how long it takes.

33: I thought pouring ice cubes into my mouth could suppress the pain. I thought I could control my thoughts when I was drunk. I thought I would be loved until I died.

Everyone should act with dreams and be strong with reasons. A person has at least one dream and a strong reason.

35: It is better to work hard than to complain. All failures are preparations for success.

36: I can't meet each other every day, I can't be together every day, I can't contact each other every day, but I still love each other deeply. This is called never giving up.

How many times have I said I would let you go, but in the end I just lied to myself.

38: I am disappointed with my feelings, but I can start a new journey without obstacles.

39: Feelings that itch for seven years are like good old wine.

40: If you do 10,000 things that have nothing to do with you, there will be 10,000 meanings born of you.

4 1: at the age of nothing, I like to chase someone from a distance. Always giving, but not a moment of regret.

42: Important enough to deserve the last good night and the earliest good morning.

43: Hold your head on the table and talk about your future and dream of a good age.

44: The so-called single dog means that acquaintances dare not do it and strangers dare not speak.

Even with such a long journey, I won't be sad without you. Because I know that we still have a long way to go together in the future.

You know, missing someone is like appreciating a cruel beauty and then telling yourself to face it in a small voice.

Sometimes, I wish I were like a computer. Format it when you are tired.

48: No matter how gorgeous the summer is, it is not as good as having you in the four seasons.

49: You love me, I love you, that's enough. If you care too much about material things and the ideal object in your dreams, you may miss many things that are more suitable for you.

50: Our luggage is empty, only the loneliness hidden in our chest. ず

5 1: Don't tease people you don't like, be kind to people you like.

52: If you can't leave, don't leave. If you can't let it go, don't let it go. Anyway, we agreed to be together in this life.

When I try my best to do something, I find that everything around me is giving me motivation.

The atrium should be clean and tidy, and people living in it feel comfortable.

55: If you are scalded by water, you will put your hands away. If the person you love hurts you, why can't you let it go?

Everyone calls your name, but only one person can make your name sound so special.

57: I have been growing since you left, and your heart of rejection in those years has now grown into a whole forest.

58: Don't live in other people's mouths, don't live in other people's eyes, and control your destiny in your own hands.

59: What looks, what brothers, but he says he doesn't love me, what can I do?

Everything is like a typhoon crossing the border, no matter how wide it is at that time, it will eventually pass.

6 1: I can't say for sure. No one can be smooth sailing, as long as they have experienced storms, they want to be together.

It happened that you said goodbye, and I love you more.

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64: What's the coincidence? What's the other one? ? That's a good idea.

65: No, I don't want to go, I don't want to go.

There is no need to show off your feelings. If you are in love for two or three periods, you should learn to grow steadily. Casuality is the best gift for yourself.

If you are tired, rest on my shoulder. If you are afraid, just hide in my arms and let me protect you.

Mature people grasp the discretion of telling the truth, see through it, don't tell the truth, take care of others' faces and fulfill their wisdom.

20 19 domineering personality signature boy

1, I am an arrogant and conceited old Chinese doctor.

Don't challenge my cards with your personality.

I love you, don't explain, because explanation is a cover-up.

Don't give me a sweaty look, or I will get back at you with my nose.

5, the high-end atmosphere is high-grade, low-key luxury has connotation, unrestrained foreign flavor has depth, crazy and cool.

6. Catch the thief first, then curse.

7. If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

8. Waiting is not a matter of time, it is worth it.

9, the sky is going to destroy me, how to go against the sky.

10, feelings are tepid, who takes who seriously!

1 1. Has your family always propagated according to the principle of hybridization?

12, you are also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.

Listen, I allow you to like me. There is no other way but to grow old together.

14, only three words, who will go with me?

15, don't say low-key, this is the tone of my walk.

16, Sao belongs to Sao, Sao has chastity, base belongs to base, and base has dignity.

17. When I fell asleep, I slept out my ideals and saliva.

18, I have been imitated and never surpassed.

19, crows in the world are generally black, and there are a lot of homosexuals in the world.

20. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that they are so beautiful.

2 1, big head, thick neck, stupid like a pig!

22. I have mastered a way to hurt my girlfriend, and now I only need my girlfriend.

23, the vast Chineydy, I only come for the evil smile that proudly blooms.

24. Counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold but cautious and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to shoot when it is time to shoot.

25. I stick to my style and live in my time.

26. If I can shake hands with freedom tightly, I would rather lose everything.

There is still a long way to go, and it is uncertain who will be brilliant.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

29. Why don't you wear boxer shorts? This is a waste of money and cloth.

30. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

3 1, don't call me an otaku, please call me a gentleman.

There is no right or wrong in this society, only strength.

33. You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending.

34. When my life falls into samsara, the only unchanging memory is my life.

35. Men may not be handsome, but they must be like men.

36. Put on your dog skin and mask. Get out!

37. I can only lift chopsticks now, which is very sad. There is wood, there is wood?

38. If you can't be your prince, be your knight.

If you dare to laugh at me again, I will make you laugh.

40. Why do you call those ungrateful people dogs? How loyal dogs are. Said they were dogs. Ask the dog if it is happy to have such a similar kind!

4 1, in the world, everyone is very cheap, but in different ways.

42. People who live only once should live in arrogance.

43. If you can't fathom my temper, don't take my excuse casually.

44. I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

45. hey; Now men are more and more like women. Women nowadays are more and more like barbarians.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

47. When you were still in the mainstream, you killed Matt's brother and began to rise.

48. Just because I gave you one more look in the crowd, you asked me to go to the blackboard and tell the answer.

49. A man without talent is a virtue, then I must be too wicked.

50. Take a photo, dig a mouth, drum a cheek, or hold a fist next to your face.

5 1, when swearing, the most painful thing is that others use your words to scold you back and forth, and the weight will soar a lot.

52. There are too many dogs in this world, and the messy grass can't be removed and restored in the spring breeze.

53. How dare you talk to me like that?

54. Why do you want to prove something to an unworthy person? Life is better for yourself.

55. Your lies are like airplane brakes, train flat tires and elephant shit!

56. Give up loving you and keep looking for someone who can find me.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

58. Why is RMB so valuable? Because the image spokesperson is Grandpa Mao.

59. If you let go of my hand, don't say goodbye, just go.

60. Men don't rely on handsome, they all rely on manners.

To celebrate the success of quitting smoking today, I decided to smoke another cigarette.

62. When my son grows up, I will ask him to go to Qingguo College when he is young. Don't be a headmaster like your father.

Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

64. Don't you have a toilet at home? Are you here to spray?

65. Don't swear easily, just put your mother in your pocket and say it.

66, life is given by parents, cherish it, the road is your own, be careful.

67. I am not a good horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.

68. You are definitely your mother's own, otherwise how could your mother raise you such an asshole!

69. I think you have 13. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend

70. Roll for me, roll as far as your thoughts go, and roll as fast as the speed of light!

7 1, ah, it hasn't changed with time, it's still so ugly.

72, don't discharge to elder brother sister-in-law, there is a caller ID!

My good sisters are not many, but they are all qualified.

74. If the teacher hadn't said that littering was not allowed anywhere, I would have thrown you away.

75. Don't be infatuated with my brother. I'm just a low-key otaku with a little edge!

76. I finally found you. See you send messages every day. Your wife asked me to take a message for you. She has had a miscarriage. Did you change your number? Take care!

77. Is your mother a stepmother? Drinking poisoned milk powder every day makes you such a brain-dead person.

78. Anyway, you are so shameless, just give me some shameless ones. Anyway, you don't care if you are so shameless.

79. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

80. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.

8 1, as long as the spirit does not decline, winning is better than losing.

You and I, missing is missing, and I never miss what I have lost.

83. I opened this road and planted this tree. I want to cross this road and leave my underwear.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

85. If you can't be your bride, be your bride's maid of honor and tear her wedding dress.

Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.

In fact, you were deceived by your own eyes. You are not beautiful or cute.

88. If you have more friends, you will have less thoughts, and more people will play with you.

89, don't be infatuated with elder brother, elder brother belongs to her.

90, shake hands with loneliness, greet the air, don't be too good to me, I will be proud.

9 1, since I used black toothpaste, my teeth are white and my people are black.

92. A smart person like me never claims to be smart!

93. You think you are Popeye, and you can come out and yell at me after eating some spinach?

94. Shake the wool in the street and your pocket will look better than your face.

95. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more rampant than the sky.

96. There is only one word difference between romance and idleness, just as there is only one bar difference between one and two.

It's a little difficult to remember your name. Can I call you an idiot?

98. My brother is not in the Jianghu, but there is a legend of my brother in the Jianghu.

If it were me, I would sue the tank driver who hit you in the face.

100, embrace the only one in the world, hopelessly firm.

10 1, I have no advantages, the biggest advantage is that I am a good person.

102, you have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.

103, don't fucking step on the delivery wound and ask me if it hurts. Labor and childbirth trample on you, and you fucking hurt.

104, bullshit life, tough bullshit.

105, it will be a bolt from the blue if you are well.

106, if you lay a finger on your brother or sister, I will ruin his whole heaven. I am arrogant, even more arrogant!

107, how did your mother teach you? Some things in life are not mentioned, and every day I know that I am ashamed in front of people.

108, it doesn't matter who is innocent in life and makes a little mistake.

109, frankly speaking, you can hold up a brothel.

1 10 In the face of cold water poured by others, catch it first, and then pour it back when the water boils.

1 1 1, you made me realize what it means to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. You are dispensable to me now.

1 12, when people say that your breasts are big and your hips are fat, you should immediately show him what you put on the chest pad! My chest is flat.

1 13, don't be depressed, life is like an electrocardiogram, and smooth sailing proves that you are dead.

20 19 boys' domineering space

1, falling in love with you is a necessity of life. There are many things that I can't do in this world.

I am alone and give her all my love. You, get out!

An umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I would rather walk in the rain, it doesn't belong to my heart, and I will never keep it.

5, my feelings you can never afford, it is not cheap.

6. The person who tripped me, I let you never get up, and the person who helped me, I let you fall forever.

7. I feel that I am not at school, but at school, simple and rude without wearing a condom!

8. Go crazy together, play together, play together, and mix together. What is a brother? This is brother, brother. Let's go

9. No matter how difficult the road tomorrow is, we must be tenacious. Only the bully can create brilliance.

10, bullshit life, tough bullshit.

1 1, I won't commit a crime unless someone else commits a crime against me. If people attack me, they will do the opposite. People don't scold me, I don't scold. If people scold me, they will curse to death!

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

13, don't expect me to understand, don't expect me to understand.

14, you said that you, without a diploma, still learn from others' ugliness, but you are not smart and still learn from others' baldness!

15, I have a strong nature. As long as I am not dead, I can still laugh wildly.

16, waiting is not a matter of time, it's worth it.

17, what do you mean, brothers do everything they can? Just for a woman, you can stab two brothers.

18, I won't expect others to give me anything, I will start to learn to give it to myself.

19, dandelion pursues not only the sky, but also a freedom.

20, you let me down, I let you even have no chance to go on stage.

2 1. If something is lost, there is no need to find it again.

22. Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you; Cry, you will cry alone.

23. Life is not a problem to be solved, but a fact to be experienced.

24, beauty is just a metaphor, handsome boy is just a name.

25. I am willing to let you go on the basis of my active communication.

26, you cry, not to commemorate our departure, but to feel sorry for yourself.

You can stop looking at me, but you can't belittle me.

28. The sun does not need anyone's light. Don't rely on anyone's warmth.

29. Don't judge my future by your past.

30, a lot of things, I know but pretend not to know. A lot of things, I don't know but pretend to know.

3 1, if you are not blind, don't ask others about me.

32. I have only one kind of love. Either I don't pay or I have to pay, that's all.

33. If I choose to love you, then I will love you to the end!

34. I will boil the person who poured cold water on me and return it to him.

35. If you can't get someone you like, you want to kill him, strip the tendons and bones, cut them into minced meat and sew them into dolls you like.

36. Instead of praying for a plain life, pray for yourself to become stronger.

37. I'm afraid I gave it to you, and you can't hold it.

38. You are mine, and no one can take it away.

39. People who understand me don't need to explain, and people who don't understand me don't need to explain.

You don't have to take the initiative, but don't move when I take the initiative.

4 1, I don't care if you want eternity.

42. If you are not crazy, you will get old. Do what you want and be crazy with your brothers.

Perhaps the worst thing in the world is that you don't want to love someone, but you can't.

44. Who will subvert the whole world for me? Who the fuck do you love?

45. There are some things that you can't choose, and some things that you can't do if you want to.

46. Loneliness is not terrible. Everyone is lonely. What is terrible is the fear of loneliness.

47. Don't blame me for being crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

48. If you are healthy, it will be a bolt from the blue.

49, give up your broken tree, I can get the whole forest!

50. Friends or lovers, if you are not sincere to me, why should I be sincere to you?

5 1, smiling at you is to give you face, don't be so fucking shameless!

52. I am strong, nothing can destroy my inner peace!

53. When you love someone, don't complain that he can't give you anything, but cherish what he gave you.

If you let go of my hand, don't say goodbye, just go.

I only remember that the world is stable, but I forget that the world is thin and cool.

If a person still laughs freely in the face of criticism, he may have found a scapegoat.

57. I care more about people who care about me. People who don't care about me, why should you let me continue to care?

58. Go straight and don't look back, but I lost you unconsciously.

59. I don't want to see you, miss you or love you again.

60. It's mine. I don't want it if it's not mine!

6 1, it's so fucking easy for you to forget, and my fucking heart aches.

62. Tell me to get out, get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

63. I think we are a group this summer. Wearing a brother costume. Go shopping.

64. Without you, the sky I see is still blue.

65. To grow up means to look down on what was originally valued and value what was originally underestimated.

I admit that I am not as strong as you, but I promise that if I touch my brother or daughter-in-law, I can't promise not to touch you.

67. Once you miss it, you will never look back. After all, you are a stranger.

68. There is no right or wrong in this society, only strength.

69. I have a warm attitude, and it is not my turn to say that I have failed.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

7 1, hello, I'm busy now, so I won't contact you now.

72. I named myself Death, so time has really passed, and I have never met anyone who is obsessed with it.

It doesn't matter whether a person cries or laughs. At least I have a group of brothers.

74. I left quietly, just as I came gently. Wave a bill without taking away a diamond.

75, a person's past, a person's present, a person's romance is irreplaceable.

76. Don't be so hard, aren't you afraid of flashing your tongue?

77. No matter how much water you have, you can't drink enough loneliness.

Although he is no match for me, he can still be my dog.

79. In love, it is better to be proud and lonely than humble.

80, with everyone, but for you, I want to give you one.

8 1, who can give me a shoulder to cry on?

82. In the lonely time, who wasted the sadness before parting?

83. A sheep is singing: string your heart with my heart, string a sheep.

84. I never deny the past, nor do I want to associate the future with the past.

85. Drink if you have a stomachache, hurt yourself if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and don't find someone I like to accompany you.

86. You laugh at my friends who are seldom alone, and I pity your many insincere friends.

87. I like your sentences It's a little heavy I'll put it here first Please hold it for me.

88. If a man loves you, he can do whatever he wants. If he doesn't love you, even dying for him thinks you are unnecessary.

89. Looking through novels every day, the toilet is like a hole.

90. The road to success is paved with determination. In the face of firm determination, difficulties will fall like dominoes

9 1, sometimes, I'm not ignoring you, just waiting for you to speak first.

92. Men are naked animals, but putting on clothes is the devil wears Prada.

93. Don't cry at my grave, it will defile my path of reincarnation.

94. Life is a lotus with a thousand petals. Since I refuse to bloom, I also refuse to wither.

95. If you keep dangling in front of my eyes, maybe I will really like you.

96. The north wind is blowing, and the autumn wind is cool. If you have any difficulties, I will help you. I live next door and my name is Lao Wang.

97, big head, thick neck, stupid action like a pig!

98. I broke my heart when I was young, but now I forget it. This is only a moment of youth and frivolity. Why is it forever?

99. How can you know every strange and beautiful life track in the distance without traveling far?

100, a person wearing headphones, listening to our songs, watching our memories, shedding his own tears and hurting his heart.

10 1. Maybe you won't know how important I am to you until I forget, give up and leave.

102, the world laughed at me for being too crazy, and I laughed at the world for not being able to see through it.

103, brothers together, there is no hurdle.

104, I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for being ungrateful. My style is limited edition.

105, 18 could not help but be banned.

106, an ignorant heart is beating in my arms. That is a heart that belongs only to you.

107, missing is the weakest thing in life, not being humble.

108, life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

109, never leaving is bullshit, and vows of eternal love are memories.

1 10, there is no love in this world now, and it is really not enough to play.