Talking about evil and funny personalities

Talking about evil and funny personalities

1. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, suddenly looked back and looked around, and there were countless uncles and aunts.

Every time the lucky money is collected, it is pushed around, and I am really afraid of being taken back.

3. Every time the lucky money is taken away by my parents, what a taste!

Every time I start school, I will say the same sentence, "I must study hard this semester."

5. How many ignorant girls have been hurt by a neat bang, and they can't let go and tie it.

6. I finally found the road to success, but the intersection is under construction.

Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

8. I once passed a man, and he was so full of sparks that he almost moved a brick.

9. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

10. The son asked his father: What should I do if I meet a colored girl? Father said to touch and run.

Love is like clothes, which shrink after washing.

12. If you can be meticulous with me, I will be naked with you!

13. Men always say one thing and do another, and wear condoms when it's critical.

14. Part I: Envy, jealousy and hate; Part II: Empty, lonely and indifferent; comment: paralyzed, I am single.

15. When you slip, it becomes permanent hatred, and then you look back at your son and daughter.

16. Young girls are precious, while young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.

17. Men always want to maintain such a perfect status quo: eat original dishes and go to a bed with three rooms and one living room.

18. If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

19. I can't find it anywhere, but I'm still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.