Specially playful and humorous good night copy

1. I just went downstairs to get takeout and ran into a friend, so I had to pretend not to see him. After all, they are all people with a circle of friends. He is in France these days, and I am in the United States.

2. The so-called tomboys are just because they are ugly. Any beautiful girl with a manly temperament is called a queen.

3. Many people work hard every day, as if the whole world is waiting to see them succeed.

4. Life is really difficult. You see, people always feel sad for no reason, but happiness requires a real reason to be happy.

5. As long as you insist on self-study every day, work hard, have a correct attitude, and endure loneliness, the final victory will definitely belong to those who perform well in the examination room.

6. Fortunately, the authorities are obsessive. Otherwise, many people would not be able to bear the truth.

7. Life is like a cold, with bouts of cold and fever. There is no magic medicine that can cure it immediately, but it will not be fatal either.

8. When I was a child, although I was poor, I was very happy. But now it is different. I am not only poor, but also unhappy.

9. Don’t ask me why I can sleep so well. I was born in the early hours of the morning and am naturally sleep-deprived!

10. I suddenly felt unwell at work and took half a day off. I just came out after taking leave and I felt better and felt refreshed. I still couldn’t figure out why.

11. People nowadays are really weird. I went to buy some clothes after get off work. The boss said that if you pay this price, I might as well give it to you. Then I took it and walked away, and he actually gave it to me. He grabbed me and called me crazy. I really don’t understand.

12. Sometimes you feel that you are very ordinary and an ordinary person. Don’t worry, you can actually be special, that is, be a very ordinary person.

13. I never envy those who drive luxury cars, because my car is more expensive than theirs, and that was the shopping cart my wife gave me!

14. I just want to hold your hand and never let go for the rest of my life. I’m just afraid that when I let go, you will go shopping.

15. I heard that the leader wanted to increase the fines, and I knew that his private money was discovered by his wife again!

16. Winter is here. When I open my wardrobe, I see that it’s time for me to go shopping. When I open my wallet, I see that I am still young and not cold.

17. When the English test paper was handed out, a classmate’s character exploded. He answered a multiple-choice question correctly and got three points. The English teacher roared above: Tell me what three points can do? The classmate replied weakly: Robbery the landlord...

18. I dismantled the TV, and my dad said to me: If you are well, it will be sunny, if you are not well, be careful to hammer him to death you.

19. In fact, I used to be quite tall, but my height shrank due to frequent bathing.

20. I used to have no criteria for choosing a mate, until I met you, I told myself that I couldn’t have someone like you.

21. When I went to the school cafeteria to eat, I found that the ribs were not too fresh, so I went to the chef who was preparing the dishes and said: "Master, I found that the ribs this week are not as delicious as last week." The chef said: " Nonsense, this is the ribs from last week."

22. Playing with a mobile phone while walking is so dangerous that I was so scared that I immediately started running to play.

23. A few days ago, a girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery. The plastic surgery was so successful that I can no longer recognize who asked me to borrow money.

24. If you have a good life, I am happy for you; if you have a bad life, I am happy for the whole world.

25. Everyone says silence is golden, don’t talk to me, I want to save money.