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Three signatures of single dog's unique personality.
Who knows the psychology of wanting to divide and not wanting to divide?
Love this day, and love it after this day.
Like a raging fire, it is not enough to enjoy life.
I wish you all the best, even if you have nothing to do with me in the future.
What do you care? What do you care?
I haven't been here long, and my personality has changed.
Miss you quietly in the middle of the night, let the tears flow endlessly.
Without a time machine, I can't go back and love you.
I said I didn't have a lover. Are you satisfied?
It's good to be alive, no matter where you are or what you are doing.
It's sad that the person you like doesn't like you.
Have you ever regretted my persistence for a moment?
No matter how affectionate I hug, I can't compare with her flattering smile.
The strong are not without tears, but don't want to cry.
[Don't give your heart to someone who doesn't deserve it]
Think about it. It's all because you are ignorant and young.
Time will never make a choice and will never change.
You are so hypocritical. You say you love him, and then you cry for others.
When you want to cry, you can forget your tears without laughing.
The story should have ended a long time ago, but I still crustily skin of head and wrote it down.
I can't bear to cut my hair because I can't let it go.
Say nothing, but it hurts like a knife.
Even if you forget me, I won't forget you.
We praise other people's love history, but never describe our own sad history.
She is so stupid that she is always cheated by him, which always makes me feel bad.
I don't want to wait any longer, just pretend that I have never met you or loved you.
Once you are unfaithful, never use it.
I don't like this world. I just like you.
I want to be as reckless as you, so
Roses are stolen, but I really love you.
You are already in my heart, don't ask me who I remember.
If you lose it, you lose your ambition.
You put out your cigarette and talked about the past. You said the first half of your life was over, and there was tomorrow.
If two words know each other, silence is gentle.
Being with you all my life means being with others in the future, and that's making do.
I don't believe that I love you, even if I give you my heart, because I overflow.
Don't wait for love, don't be late.
He's a joke. I like it.
Accustomed to the habit that should not be used to, persistent persistent persistent.
A person's unforgettable memory has long been forgotten by others.
A person's life is not long, just a moment.
Find someone who is responsible for you, not for love.
The first kind of heartache is heartbreak, and the second kind is letting nature take its course.
The most childish thing I have ever done is to carve your name on my hand.
In this world, there are only excuses for sadness, and there is no reason to sink.
When I love you, you are the king. When I don't love you, you are nothing.
Memories come to an end, but they are not memories, and become a celebration of two people.
Life is like a candle, burning from the top to the end, always bright.
Naihe Qiaodong, the bowl of Mengpo soup, broke many people's eternity.
As if nothing had happened, it was revenge. Live better for yourself.
No love, no hate, no memory, no attachment.
Go back to the origin, where the dream began. ......
Stretch out your hand for fear of making mistakes, and retract your hand for fear of missing them.
The real giving up is silent.
20xx single dog's Unique Personality Signature (2)
I don't know if I exist in the heart of the son. I only know that this girl has a grudge against you.
Between you and me, I stole the stars and put them in my eyes.
This disease is called love is better than lovesickness, but it leaves you.
Fortunately, I am not afraid of mountains and seas.
I will definitely go on your wedding day. I'll grab your groom's tie and say it's my dream since ten years ago.
I'll let you go. Wish you success in the future.
You hung high and I fell into a trough. That's not love.
It's all short-lived, and only you will accompany you to the end.
Dazzled? This is an honor. This is crazy.
You once said that I was your little devil in this world, and then I did take others' hands and go far away.
You say there is love in the world, but what is love? Remember, when you are emotional, your death will come.
I finally couldn't bear to say everything, but some people still said that I was not sensible.
What are you, sweetheart? I am the only lovely person.
I don't want nightmares. I dare not sleep. I need you. Where are you?
I am like the stars in the sky. You can see it, but you can't touch it or hold it
In fact, I secretly remembered a lot of things that you thought I didn't remember.
Because the light won't turn on for me at any time.
You said that you would go to Jiangnan once in your life to see the fragrance of Shili peach sake. Without saying anything, I gently shook my paddle.
Although my heart is full of you, my eyes are confused by this skin.
What you have experienced will not be meaningless.
Why can't I walk out of the abyss? I'm a scum
The more lively, the more lonely.
I can give you enough face to cut off your mouth.
It turns out that two people sitting side by side will get separated.
Three generations of reincarnation, just to see your smile and protect your life.
This messy life will always get better.
I think you should know how much I like you.
How serious is the loneliness that makes you feel empty when supported by the crowd?
There is a gap between your ambition and your pain.
Thank you for being a light in my darkness.
Remind yourself not to forget your ideals every day.
I also want to last forever, but reality tells me not to joke.
Clean pain will definitely precipitate into leisure.
The city is a bit dirty and people are in a hurry.
The light on your face is lovely as always.
Childe love, drink heartily.
Everything you love is gone.
There are no surprises this winter, and it doesn't matter if there is no temperature.
There is a bright moon in my heart, and I will not fall into hell or bow down to the Buddha.
Some words may really only be understood by yourself.
I am more eager for your happiness than anyone else in the world, but it will be sad to think that this happiness does not have my share.
People who don't like it now are in a daze and don't even know who they think.
At the end of his life, he only knew how to fight and kill, but he didn't know how to be immersed in love. He never risked his life for the princess, but he doesn't mind going through fire and water.
What's going on with you and the girl who is far from home? Do you still like egg yolk pie? Do you like flats? Do you like the first red leaf that falls in autumn?
Tears-stained clothes, pillows, childish love letters, crooked handwriting and you may be forgotten for years.
I am full of sadness when I mention you, and I will never like you again.
Why is love so hard?
We are all the same, the whole world is in love with someone, and then we find that person is the whole world.
This world is terrible.
You just sit there and don't talk. Language is the root of misunderstanding.
20xx single dog's Unique Personality Signature (3)
But ... dear me, I'm just a child.
From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and say nothing about your handsomeness and handsomeness.
Happiness is probably that the person you like to insist on will never bother you.
I thought you were my tomorrow.
Please live a good life and let me know nothing.
In fact, almost all people are fresh and enthusiastic, and soon someone will leave and someone will come.
I can be a little free and easy, put down a little, smile and forgive a little, but everything has changed.
I sometimes pretend to be careless and tell the truth in a perfunctory way.
I can't walk any further. Why don't you turn around? Why not let go of someone who doesn't love you?
The temperature rises slowly because of fear of disappointment. After all, every investment is about giving everything.
See him again after many years, like an old song, and then cover it. The lyrics haven't changed, but they are of great significance.
You gave me a brave reason, so I will despair again.
Yes, at least I can see where you are.
You are not, but I cherish you the most.
I forgot that I was still so innocent in the mirror when I was hurt.
We are just sensitive but insecure children, just strong.
Qin Ai: Why do you always look at me from a distance of ○?
Even if we break up, it's like cutting off our right hand and left hand.
I was here when you came to the storm. As long as you are happy, I won't stay.
At the end of the injury, you said, I'm used to it. Is this sad?
I keep saying that I love you, but I always feel that I am not in my heart.
No matter how hard it is to love you, I will always be the same.
Because of much experience, I gradually feel weak.
//,I can't let go, I can't bear to part with it, I can't forget it, but I can't get it.
Because I like it, it doesn't matter.
//If I lost you, I must get it back now.
I long for stability, I long for the stability of life, and I don't dislike the dull life.
I don't like compromise, but I have compromised for you for so long with the cleanest heart.
All I want in my life is true love and freedom, but I don't seem to have any.
I'm afraid that if I hold you too tightly, you will hurt, let go and walk.
Press girls, you male gods chase you.
If you love me, you will come to me.
You are drunk and your eyes are full of tears. You said you were so tired, who should you love when you go back?
Even if I miss you deeply, I will treat you with the same eyebrows as before.
To tell the truth, if a boy is too new to you, you are nothing.
Maybe you like being different, and I'm too ordinary.
Mobile phone is a medicine for me, which can effectively relieve loneliness, embarrassment, boredom and insecurity.
No one will care too much about you unless you are beautiful or dying.
Isn't this what you dreamed of when you were a child and grew up? Why are you so sad?
The most beautiful long hair has never left you, and you have never had a happy drink.
Life is like those sleepless nights. She chewed gum and talked about her ideals on the wall.
Overeating will make you fat, laziness will make you ugly, and you should be prepared for disappointment.
I used to give up smoking and drinking, but now hard liquor is like drinking water.
If you are tired, we will go back to the day when we first met.
How long can a reconciled relationship last?
Every kind of love has a tragic element. Where there is love, there is sacrifice.
A very real girl is better than a group of fake women full of scheming.
A person's insomnia, a person's space, a person's thoughts.
You are such an ordinary name, but it touches so many emotions.
Everyone saw my haggard, only you turned a blind eye.
I miss you once a day, but it lasts for 24 hours.
If you can't forget your peace of mind, let it be.
People are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and solve their complex.
If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.
A person is called loneliness before he has no love, and loneliness after he has love.
Single dog, tell me about single dog.
1, whether reading a book or playing games at night, remember to go to bed early. No one will send you a text message to urge you to sleep on time.
2. Eat wild vegetables at home when you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.
3. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is actually single dog.
4. Waiting is an expectation. We are burdened with many people's expectations from birth, even when we are still embryos. With the expectations of parents, relatives and this big family, we grow up slowly while waiting. It is everyone's expectation that makes us live a healthy and happy life. The seeds of this expectation are in my heart, watered by the sunshine of love, and this kind of waiting is written in the eyes of my parents and friends. For this persistent waiting, we accumulated strength, we spread our wings and flew, we fell down in difficulties and bravely got up again.
5, love only one person at a time, choose a single person, worthy of love. Because I have loved, I am kind; Because you know, you are tolerant. Forgetting is a good thing, but don't forget those good people who helped you in trouble. Don't overestimate your strength in the group, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun rises even without you. You can forget the past, but you must let go.
6, Tanabata, who shows love between friends, I will take a screenshot. If you don't marry ta in the future, I will give you the photos in a red envelope!
7. Everyone says I'm single, hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?
8, a little lonely, a little painful, a little publicity, a little overwhelmed, a little need comfort. Then, open it. It's kind of nice.
You can't do good without me. You can't do bad things without me.
10, you can't do good without me, and you can't do bad without me.
1 1, I want to find a healthy and ordinary girl who can fry tomatoes and eggs, operate a washing machine, have a little freckles on her face, blush when she meets strangers, and know how much a bottle of soy sauce costs, and will help me carry the rice home to wipe the sweat.
12, single, sometimes not necessarily noble. Being single may be more free, but freedom also has a synonym called loneliness.
13, she is single, so I will guard the city and myself. She's married, and I'm closed to the outside world. After she died, I demolished the city and committed suicide.
14. Teach you the most effective way to get rid of single dog and be my wife.
15, there is often only one small step between saints and ordinary people, and this small step often requires extraordinary perseverance to catch up.
16, you can't help but feel glad when you see cyclists pedaling hard in the cold wind on the bus, and you can't help but feel glad when you see sardines in cans on the bus. It turns out that all shortcomings are found in others.
17, nine times out of ten, the result of the argument is that both sides think they are absolutely right than before.
18, if one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you come to my wedding?
19, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me hot dog. Interesting. Tell me about Daquan.
2 1 and 19 reported to the new school, and they became lovers the next day. This makes me how to live in a strange school like single dog. Do you have a child like me?
22. On this rainy night in late autumn, I am quiet and lonely.
In retrospect, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.
24. Tomorrow is Qixi Valentine's Day. Just now, I went downstairs to finish shopping. The boss asked me, "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend?" Then, the boss silently took the flowers back. . .
25. Speak softly. Modesty, sincerity and kindness.
26. Don't say that you are lonely and energetic. In fact, you are single dog.
27. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.
28. Don't comment on other people's lives. Maybe you haven't experienced what others have experienced
29. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurts single dog. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.
30. Life needs to wait. Because what is waiting is reason and maturity; Waiting for courage and confidence; Waiting is strong and optimistic; Waiting for a thousand days, fighting for a while; Waiting is a blockbuster; If you don't fly, you will fly to the sky. Only in this way can our life be full of color and self-glory!
3 1, I should understand that the story has ended slowly from the beginning, so why bother to be so painful and persistent. Now that I have left, I will never see you again!
32. Hand index. I'm going to be alone on Valentine's Day this year.
You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.
34. Accidental success is more terrible than failure.
35. Sometimes troubles come from unreasonable desires.
36. I am most afraid of what you say when I tell you the truth with joy.
Filial piety should be timely. Good deeds should also be timely.
At present, there are four ways for women in China to succeed: First, learn English well and marry a foreigner. Second, learn English well, study abroad and marry a foreigner. Third, learn English well, study abroad, return home and marry a foreigner. Fourth, learn English well, study abroad, return home, work hard and marry a foreigner.
If I were a tear, I would fall on your lips and stay in your heart. If you were a tear in my eyes, I would never cry in my life, because I am afraid of losing you.
40. There are two me in the world. One pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.
4 1, spend Tanabata alone, Valentine's Day alone, and Christmas alone. Let me spend it alone if I can!
42. Many people climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder is on the wrong wall.
43. There are many choices in life. Be careful at every step. But one choice can't decide everything. Don't hesitate, don't regret making a choice. As long as we can persevere, victory is ahead.
44. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.
Don't show love on April 20. What should single dog do?
46. People sometimes have to push themselves. We need a powerful energy from ourselves to push ourselves to a new level.
47. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!
Single dog, what are you going to do that day? I sleep at home anyway.
49. Many things in our life are actually waiting, waiting for a result we want, waiting for an emotion that belongs to us and waiting for a beautiful tomorrow, so our life is just waiting.
50. smile It can not only show goodwill, but also shorten interpersonal distance.
5 1, the reason why I am single is very simple, that is, you are single and I am waiting for you, when we are together again.
52. Like a cat in an old alley, I am free, but I have no home. It's the first time I've heard that being single is so fresh and refined.
What's wrong with being single? It is not that I am unpopular, but that I am happy, proud and free.
54, no intention to think the worst. It's good to listen to anything.
55. It's not that easy to show love. single dog has the temper of Ta.
56, single is the seed of spring, full of hope; Being single is the scorching sun in summer, full of enthusiasm and brilliance; Being single is a fallen leaf in autumn, free; Being single is a snowflake in winter. Romantic love is not taking, but giving. Not a dream, not a delusion, love is not like this. It is a kind, honorable, harmonious and pure life.
57. I want to sleep forever, but I'm afraid I won't have you in my dream-you said you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short.
58. Be grateful and never give up! Even in the fiercest storm, we should have the courage to look up and face the front. Because please believe: any suffering experience, as long as it is not destruction, is wealth!
59. Some people, some things, want to forget, can they really forget?
Happiness comes from a heart that knows how to give.
6 1, how long is the lonely night, but because of your love for me, I forgot that waiting was the original old life, but I waited calmly until the end of time.
62. You have a smile on your face. People with love in their hearts are the loveliest. They are bodhisattvas.
63. Being single for a long time makes you look good at dogs. Not to mention unscrewing the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.
After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.
65. If you learn to wait, you will learn to seize hope and find the way to success. Learn to wait, let the stars shine in the sky of the soul, let the flowers of wisdom be fragrant and bright, and let the ocean of life be boundless.
66. There are two kinds of single people, one is carefree bathing in youth, and the other is drowning in the pain brought by their predecessors.
67. In every love, there is a person who waits for that love silently forever. Maybe I'm the one. He doesn't expect you to give him a true love, just ask you to live a happy life. He doesn't expect you to think of him when you are bored, but please take good care of yourself!
68. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother, a rabbit by Ma Ma, and single dog by others when I grew up. On the animal history of a person's life.
69. We live in the same warm water area, and we may occasionally be entangled by aquatic plants, but because of each other's warm breathing, I believe none of them will be knots. If I say I love you, I will always love you. I wonder if you will believe me?
70. Stop calling yourself single dog. Dogs died at your age.
7 1, I spend your gossip time studying, and your nonsense time thinking, so I can't be like you. So it is not necessary and impossible for us to be friends.
72. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall, it will become a thriving ice!
73. On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to take to the streets. When they see a couple, they walk in the middle. A couple is a couple.
74. Just received the imperial edict from the Jade Emperor: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl fell off the Magpie Bridge because of excessive excitement, and the Qixi Festival was cancelled. Please tell the single friends ~ ~ ~
75. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.
Be kind to your hobbies, don't let hobbies make way for learning, let hobbies serve learning.
77. If people don't commit crimes against me, I won't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.
78. If you don't want to make a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.
79. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.
80. On such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to an ice-breaking place.
8 1. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied by others.
82. Don't ask me how to spend this Qixi Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along, but I still admit that I only feel sad.
We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.
84. Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.
85. Joy and gratitude are the power to eliminate troubles.
86. The boat of friendship turns over, and the boat of love sinks. Only single dog's boat can stand.
87. Don't ask me if I am single dog in the future. It's against heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals! Lying in the trough, now single dog can evolve into a growling dog?
88. Being single dog's younger brother is not easy. When necessary, you should be a brother, a guest boyfriend and, of course, a grandson at most.
Dogs have long since lived to your age. You should be a single turtle.
90. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.
9 1. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.
92. Being single means the wrong ending and the right beginning. Being single means that you will no longer waste precious time and youth and do a useless job. Being single means a new burning, you just need to wait patiently for the man who is about to ignite you. Being single is just a simple multiple-choice question, A or B, crying or laughing, that's all. We are single, but calm.
93. I want to hire two children on Tanabata. When I meet a man, I will call him dad. When I meet a woman, I will call my mother. Breaking up a pair is a pair.
94. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.
95. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.
96, Tanabata Valentine's Day, I rent it at a low price and sell it at a low price! Please book in advance if necessary!
97. If there is no next intersection, will we go to the end?
As single dog, only static electricity crackles with me in winter.
99. Happiness comes from a heart that knows how to give.
100, chocolate flowers are not dried on Tanabata, let my boyfriend dry them and see if there are any duplicates.
Quotations of single dog's personality
1. There is a single, there is a single, just for someone.
2. Ugly people can't wait to find someone, while handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.
Don't quarrel with your girlfriend, because all the winners are single.
Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the person who is worth you.
5. Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.
6. "Why are you single?" "I used to like a person, but now I like a person."
7. Single life seems to mean that no one will make you angry, and of course no one will surprise you.
8. Stop calling yourself single dog. The dog died long ago at your age.
9. Being single is not terrible. The scary thing is that when you are single, others think you are not single.
10. "Like a cat in an alley, I am free, but I have no home." "The first time I saw someone say that being single is so fresh and refined."
1 1. The whole world smells of love, and only I smell the fragrance of single dog.
12. Being single for so many years, I have nothing to explain. Generally speaking, I am witty and have no friends!
13. I never thought of being single, but I happened to be single.
14. Don't ask me why I am single, because heaven stipulates that immortals can't have love with mortals.
15. Couples in grade three are breaking up, couples in grade three are breaking up, and couples in grade three are breaking up. It is very enlightening for single dog to think of these.
16. Being single for a long time makes you suddenly afraid when you meet someone you like. I smiled and shook my head and said forget it.
17. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.
18. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.
19. There is a kind of singleness, that is, waiting for someone, waiting for the right person.
20. "I like being alone." "who?" "I said I like being alone." "who?" "I mean, I like being single! ! "
2 1. Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.
22. It's good to be single, and you can be moved by someone you like.
It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the men they want to marry most.
24. Being single is because God thinks you are too beautiful for ordinary people.
25. The greatest advantage of being single is that so many sunny, handsome and rich gentlemen may become my boyfriends.
In a word, you are single dog 20 19 single dog. Tell me about it.
1. You can get up from both sides in the morning.
I changed 10086 to my boyfriend, so I can always feel the concern from my boyfriend.
3. A person who eats hot and sour powder accidentally gets it in his eyes and dare not go away, for fear that the waiter will take the table away, so he can only finish it in tears.
I have been thinking about whether to change my personality orientation and try it.
The person who marries me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day, thank you.
6. Let's call you a single turtle. After all, at your age, several dogs have died!
7. Tanabata, what's the big deal? Can we still be together next year? !
8. Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering being a dog or being my boyfriend?
9. Valentine's Day is coming soon. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.
10. Waiter, don't close the plate. I'm going to the bathroom!
1 1. I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.
12. The second cup was half price, but no one came.
13. It doesn't matter, you're not fighting alone. When you are lonely, please remember that there is Qian Qian's single dog behind you!
14. The girl touched me on the bus, and I even thought about where our children are studying!
15. His wife will be angry, and my wife is still inflating.
16. I won't be melodramatic with you, nor will I show love and brotherhood on Tanabata! May all lovers be brothers!
17. What festival is Qixi? Will there be a holiday?
18. Our relationship is like a game. I practiced to the full level and you deleted the game.
19. On Chinese Valentine's Day, my dog is going out on a date. I'm in charge of guarding the door and waiting for the dog to come home.
20. I sometimes shave only one leg, which makes me feel like lying with a man when I lie down.
2 1. Others are waiting for the umbrella, and I am waiting for the rain to stop.
22. It is easy to fall in love because of the five senses, but it is not easy to get along. Because of the three views, I'm not single, I just don't want to make do.
23. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.
24. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.
25. I learned to eat skewers and hot pot by myself.
26. If women were clothes, I have been streaking for thirty years!
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