Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - A classic sentence that satirizes the boss's meanness

A classic sentence that satirizes the boss's meanness

1, he is a very stingy person.

2, the money is hidden, I am afraid that people will know how much I have saved.

If anyone asks him to invite a guest, it's the sun coming out in the west.

4. Wang Xiang is respectful and kind to everyone, and speaks out. People who have diseases, eat and drink at zero points, and people can make meritorious deeds by being knighted. We can't bear to give, this so-called woman's kindness is also.

5, this kind of person can only enter but not leave, so it is better to deal less.

6. Only those who borrow goods from others can never borrow anything from their family, even a hair.

7. We have had dinner together for three years, and you have to take money for the first time.

8. You see, you have to remove a filament from the white woven lamp at home, and it is not very bright now.

9. Uncle is a famous "stingy king" in our mind. Only his family grows oranges in the village, and he keeps an eye on them. He won't let others into his orange orchard, let alone pick his oranges. He also said: "Whoever dares to pick oranges will be fined 10 yuan."

10, selfish, narrow-minded, stingy, a strictly supervised student!

1 1, shit can't be pulled out.

12, you can't marry a woman if you have a daughter-in-law.

13, her boss is a man who loves money like life.

He is a real miser.

15, he is not a generous person.

16, he is really a cheapskate.

17, she regards money as her life.

18, she is never generous.

19, she is really a miser.

20.what a cheapskate!

2 1, working for him, not even a sip of wine.

22. People with money on their ribs.

1. When a man falls in love with a woman, he doesn't necessarily have a strong affection for her. On the contrary, I am more impulsive to some women I just like but don't love.

One of men's dreams is to have a confidante who can transcend the boundaries of friendship.

Men's specialty is lying, while women's specialty is coquetry.

When a man is in love, he seldom asks her about the past, and he doesn't care much about what kind of man she has been in love with, because men value a woman's appearance more-appearance is now.