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Interesting sentences about women.

1. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will be points one day.

I can't keep my mouth shut, I can't walk, and I want to be beautiful when I lie in bed after dinner.

3. "Do you know where love begins?" "Start with you and me."

4. "My mother gave me this face" and "I was destined to wait for you"

You cry, you cry hard, it's okay, our water meter has long been broken.

6. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

7. Don't be depressed when you encounter unlucky things in your life. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

8. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

9. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of your predecessor.

10. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

You know, no one can touch my heart like you.

12. The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom is courage.

13. Life without you is like a walking corpse. A cigarette and a glass of wine are not important.

14. Salute with your right hand and hug you with your left.

15. Let's not sleep face to face, I'm afraid we will be awakened by your beautiful face.

16. The two warmest words in the world are good night from your mouth.

17. You are too young for me to fall in love with you.

18. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

19. "The world is full of traffic" and "I only have a soft spot for you"

20. When money stood up and spoke, all the truth was silent!

2 1. Marry a chicken and follow it; Marry a dog and follow the dog; Marry a monkey and run all over the mountain; Marry me and treat you to roast goose!

22. I'm crazy, you're stupid, and you're home in a fog. Love me when you come back from work!

23. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere. Pat at night, how many mosquitoes die?

24. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back!

25. "I have a wish" and "I love you one day, so I can write it backwards"

26. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. Spending money on it is a waste of my time!

27. The money in the pocket is the most changeable and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most persistent.