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202 1 soliloquize: You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can be single.
I can't shit cleanly, so I have to leave half of it, or I will be hungry next time.
4. cashless payment is not a financial term to me, but a literal meaning.
When I make friends, I never care whether he is poor or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
6. I'm waiting for your double eleven express carton.
7. Don't bounce off the ash. If it burns slowly, you can smoke more.
You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor or single.
9. The soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it is a little sticky.
10, slapped myself twice before going out, blushing and saving money.
1 1, I really want to have a rich feeling of clothes that I haven't worn for a long time.
12. If it weren't for the northwest wind, we would have starved to death. The occasional sandstorm is a meal.
13, the things in the shopping cart can only be seen when they are taken off the shelf.
14, I have spent no more than 100 yuan on Double Eleven for three consecutive years.
15, I can wait for love. If I get rich, please do it at once! Right now!
Sharp speech and sharp tone; You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly.
1, many people are not withdrawn, but socialize with principles and choices. They have a thousand words with people they like and don't mention a word to others.
It's cold, so it's more important to earn money. After all, clothes in autumn and winter are more expensive than those in summer.
The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you are still lying when I know the truth, so true and so deep. If you think I'm gullible, please continue to perform.
4, always let you down again and again, just throw it away, there is nothing to regret.
When you are not strong enough, you can only learn to get along with people you hate. This is reality.
6. Never fall in love with an old love again. If the old love rekindles, it will inevitably repeat the same mistakes. They are like a book you have already read, and you know that the result must be the ending.
7. If a person lives for a long time and meets some warmth, that pretentious lofty heart will be defeated.
8. Snow White was envied by the queen for her beauty, released by the hunter, taken in by the dwarf and awakened by the prince. Do you understand, kindness is useless, but also beautiful!
9. Whenever you plan to start saving money, there is always a voice saying to you, "Be nice to yourself."
10, you can't have both, but you can have poverty and ugliness at the same time.
Simple and clean love: You can't have your cake and eat it, but you and I both want to be free.
1. Love means that we only sleep one meter, whether it is one meter eight or two meters two wide.
2. I want to stand by your side, look at your low eyebrows, look at your smile, and I feel happy when you don't talk.
Although I am not the first person you like, the first person to hold hands, hug and kiss with you, I hope I can be the first person you want to talk to when you encounter pain, the first person you want to share when you encounter happiness, and the first person you want to rely on when you encounter setbacks. I can be the first person you want to be with in your life.
You can't have it both ways, but you and I both want to be free.
I realized that after I like someone, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you have successes and failures.
I don't want to see you unhappy, but I am jealous that you are too happy with others.
7. It will snow in spring, rain in summer, windy in autumn and sunny in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.
8. For you, it's the kind that you like from the bottom of your heart and cry when others get close.
The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are staring at me.
Classic lines of "Men can't be poor"
Classic lines of "Men Can't Be Poor":
1. Zhang Yina: We have been together for so many years, and you don't know how to care about me and how to love me. Ask yourself, how much have you paid in this relationship?
2. Fu Xue: It's not that you don't need it. You should do it yourself. Your name is Xue Kezheng. I hope you will be aboveboard in the future.
3. If one day you find that something you think is particularly important may suddenly be missing from your life, anyway, after you shed tears, you should move on, at least faster than before, and take a bigger step. One day, you will meet it again, and you will.
Poverty is not what you have in your pocket, but what you have in your heart.
I feel like I lost, but I feel like I just lost to money, not ability. I think I just lost a greedy woman, and I still have my career. That's right. I'm going to deal with my career now. I will deal with them soon.
6. Xue Kezheng: In Hong Kong, there are two kinds of people who are under the greatest pressure. One is a man and the other is poor. Unfortunately, I won both.
7. Xue Kezheng: It turns out that my concept of women in Hong Kong has always been wrong. I thought Zhang Yina could be immune, but in fact, no matter what region, class or age, she will become a discerning materialist Hong Kong woman if she is infected by vanity. Like a terminal illness, she can't turn back.
8. Xue Kezheng: Before you came, I gave you a hundred excuses. I can count any one you say.
9. Xue Kezheng: Dad always said that being loyal and straightforward is out of line. The world is so cunning, how can we get along without cunning?
10. Xue Keyong: There is not a photo of me in the whole room. Fuck you, family photo. You took it when I went to prison. Do you take me as your son? (Shucun. com)
1 1. Liang aner: in your eyes, am I an extra who plays with you?
12. Zhang Yina: The world is getting too fast, but people are getting faster. No matter how long a person is around you and how good you are, as long as he changes, nothing can stop him. When I have to face the problem, I will end up alone.
Introduction:
Xue Kezheng (Bosco Wong), a white-collar youth who has always been content with the status quo, was framed and lost his job. At the same time, Yina (Deng Lixin), his long-time girlfriend, broke up and suddenly became a young man. Under the introduction of childhood friend Zai () and newly released brother Ke Yong (), Xue Ke is working as a gold broker in a financial company by mistake. The two brothers have seen the life in this line and the ugliness of money; In the company, Ke Yong met Yao Jingyao (Chen Jiahuan), who later became his wife. Just when Guo Kezheng's career was just getting better, his father died of cancer at home, and the two brothers were greatly hit. Guo Ke turned down the help of his father's friends and left the financial industry to run a kebab stall. At the beginning of his business, Guo Kezheng met the heroine Aner (played by Zhao Rong). Because Ann's son Sini (Chen Xuewen) was abused by her ex-husband, she resolutely helped Ann and her ex-husband fight for the custody of Sini.
At the same time, Ke Yong and YoYo also divorced for the custody of their children. Bi Ke gradually grew up from a lost youth to a real man under the real life and family disputes, and Ke Yong and YoYo also started another stage of their lives under the influence of Ke Zhenghe Aner.
This film has not been aired yet, so please look forward to more classic lines.
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