? What are the funny ones suitable for New Year's Eve?

1. Never go to the toilet at 23:59 on New Year's Eve, or you won't get out until next year.

2. If you see me looking pale during the New Year, don't think too much, that is, you forgot to give me a red envelope.

3. I am wondering whether to sleep until next year or wait until next year.

4. New Year's Eve is called New Year's Eve with someone, and staying up late without someone.

5. For a foodie, he is already losing weight without gaining weight in the New Year.

6. I am most afraid of Chinese New Year. I politely pushed your red envelope away, but you took it for granted.

7. Every time people give me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it around. Actually, I'm really afraid it will really push me away.

8. If I were a winter vacation homework, I would rely on my own efforts and fill myself with rich knowledge, so as to celebrate the New Year without causing trouble to my master.