On Xiu Xiu's Classics.

1, if the wolf turns back, there must be a reason, not revenge.

I don't need you to comment on my quality. Different methods do not work together.

3, the dragon is in the water, and Wang Daoben is harder than the sky.

It is your blessing to be spoiled in my arms. Because you don't understand my temper.

Young man, you are still young. If you want to succeed, you must fight against your life.

There is no shortage of a worker in the factory, a waiter in the restaurant and an employee in the boss. But in your family, one person is proud of his ancestors, and that person is you.

7. When you have no money, you can't even afford 50 cents of spicy food. Nobody knows who you are, and you are nothing. But when you have money, maybe your casual move will get a lot of praise. That is the reality.

8, remember a word, children without umbrellas must run hard.

9. Wearing 300 yuan's watch is the same as wearing a watch with 3 million yuan. Drinking 30 yuan wine is the same as drinking 3000 yuan wine. Living in a house of 30 square meters is the same as living in a house of 300 square meters. What we need is a sense of existence, which is definitely not Hermes or Lamborghini. One day you will understand that the real happiness in your heart can't be given by material things.

10, many people say that being killed and being blocked is a setback, but I think it is a kind of growth and the only way to maturity. Thanks to all those who have helped me.

1 1, I give you ten dollars and he gives you twenty. You think he is good to you, you don't know, but you don't know that he has 1000 in his pocket. I only have 10 in my pocket. I'll give it all to you.

12, you don't work hard for money, you work hard for your family and lover.

13, the biggest obstacle to success is your ignorance and willfulness. No one can stop you from succeeding, and no one can stop you from succeeding.

14, brother, you go to hell, you go to hell with swords and horses, you are crazy, you go to heaven, I rush to heaven to step on the emperor, and you shine.

15. People are sometimes so strange that they don't want to say a word when they are greatly wronged, and they cry when they hear comfort.

16, I am very simple, I can play the leading role and supporting role, and I am very comfortable on and off stage. If you want to face life, you can fight, bend and stretch.

17, jiaozi should be dipped in vinegar with moderate force.

18, people who can't cry are monsters, and those who can only cry are waste.

19, behave yourself. I won't touch you, but dare you touch me?

20. Shut up if you don't wander around with me, you little scum.

2 1, I put up with you for a long time, but you get used to it.

22. One day I will become strong. One day I will hold Aoi sora with my left hand and Yui Hatano with my right hand, and let them sing loudly: You conquered me.

23, I am the sun, I don't need to touch any of your light.

24, do more things, less nonsense, in my site, you just have to multiply by three and then open two square meters.

25. I am not a soft persimmon, and I don't want to intrigue, but if you slap me, I will definitely pay you back, and it's not just a slap.

26. I really want to talk about a love that doesn't want to last forever and just wants to check out.

27. Whoever gets in my way, I will make my name your eternal nightmare.

28. What made you cry today will make you say it with a smile one day.

29. On-off is love, and breaking up at once is a play!

If you want to make your dream come true, you must first wake up from the dream.

3 1, when you defame me in various languages, I hope you remember that I don't live for you.

32, remember a word, pretending to be forced is more shameful than selling yourself.

33. Yesterday is very important, because yesterday built our memories, and tomorrow is also very important. It gives us a vision and a dream.

34. There are two paths in life, one is the dream with your heart, and the other is the reality with your feet.

35. Big Brother, you have a sour temper, a social background, a willingness to swear, and a fucking impulsive personality. It's nothing, but can you say hello to me before you start work? Don't fucking fight.

36. Bitch is heartless, but she interprets the joys and sorrows of the world. The actress is meaningless, but she sings the joys and sorrows of life.

As for me, I am not your father, and I can't give you the fairy tale you want.

38, you have to understand a word, in this world, in addition to death, the rest is betrayal.

I thought you would like me if I made you laugh, but I never expected that I lost to someone who made you cry.

40. A person has tasted all over the world, but he has to carry it himself. Come on!

Pretend to be a classic quotation

1, it rained cats and dogs, so I hurried back to the hotel by taxi. When I got off the bus, I found that my mobile phone was missing. Despite the heavy rain, I chased the taxi and shouted, Master, stop 100 meters. I found the mobile phone in my left hand, and the driver master stopped to ask me what was wrong. I stood in the heavy rain and shouted to the master, It's raining hard. Please drive slowly and turn around and run.

2. Go to McDonald's with your best friend. Shouldn't the clerk at McDonald's say to wait for dinner on the right after collecting money? Why did he say you can really eat? Can you complain to him?

3. Every industry has its own granddaddy: carpenter Bailuban; Tofu shop worships Liu An; The silk industry worships Lei Zu. Who is the grandfather of the courier company? Last Christmas, I finally found the answer: the owner of Xiangkou Express Company led all the salesmen to worship the grandfather Santa Claus under the Christmas tree, in memory of the legendary figure in the express delivery industry who delivered hundreds of millions of pieces overnight and never allowed customers to open the box for inspection before signing.

When I was single, I always forced myself to wash clothes. In order to get rid of this hard life, I decisively found a girlfriend. Yes, you guessed right. Now I also wash clothes for my girlfriend. Stop it. It's all tears. I have to hang up my clothes.

I asked to go out to play in the summer vacation, but my father refused. He said: after marriage, I am not responsible for anything that happens. I didn't say anything.

6. Dad drank too much and asked me: Yuyu, is anyone chasing you? I said: Yes, there are too many people chasing me. I'm choosing! Dad suddenly smiled and said, Dad just likes our jade personality. No one can chase him, but he can still play!

7. Today, my son's kindergarten group went to the aquarium to see penguins. After returning home in the afternoon, the kindergarten teacher called me and said that my son had disappeared halfway. When I found it later, I was all wet. I apologized, said I was fine, and hung up. After a while, my son came back and saw him put down his schoolbag and open it. Nima, a vivid penguin in it is calling the aquarium now to explain, this bear Haizi.

8. An old man was knocked down by a truck while crossing the street. Everyone was worried, but the old man stood up and patted the dirt on his body. Just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the van driver rolled down the window and shouted, bad old man, want to die! No more eyes! The old man froze. He first gave the driver a meaningful look, then slowly sat back on the ground and lay flat.

9. Go home and watch TV with my parents on weekends. Dad stared at me and said meaningfully, why don't I look like my daughter? Nothing like it. Then my mother said: My daughter 2 1. If she doesn't like it, don't delve into it. Play dumb. At least she has a wife and a daughter. If she finds anything, her wife will run away and her daughter will lose me.

10, I have a stomachache and want to throw up today. There is an exam in the afternoon and the teacher is very open to us. Halfway through the exam, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, why, the question is disgusting?

1 1. A group of us went to celebrate the birthday of a female colleague the other day. Just before leaving, a colleague said, today is your birthday. Why are you dressed so casually? She asked: how to wear it? At this time, I don't know what happened to my brain. Suddenly, I said, at least wear a shroud! In an instant, her face turned green.

12, just went to buy water with my colleagues, a bottle of mineral water 1.5 yuan. My colleague took a bottle and gave the boss three tablets. The boss gave him 50 cents change. Hall was called away at that time: I just gave you three dollars! The boss is also angry: MD, you also know that a piece of water is five yuan. Why give me three dollars? Can't you give me two dollars?

13. My sister came to see me today, but she still has to hold my hand and walk around the school. She said, brother, you've been single for too long. Let me help you clean up.

14, yesterday's comprehensive exam, the biology part was more difficult, especially the multiple-choice question. It's really amazing to get half the answer right, but one of the masters in the class chose all the answers. You guessed right, he was cheated. Of course, this is not GC. The basis of GC is: three long and one short choose the shortest, three short and one long choose the longest, two long and two short choose B, and Qi C is invincible. It turns out that this long-standing secret book is true,,, and!

The most pretentious and handsome personality signature

1, some people are still alive and he is dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.

2. Ask the boy downstairs, where is the house price? The boy was speechless and pointed to the sky.

3, the motto of the fat man is: where to fall, where to make a hole.

4. I always want to turn around beautifully, but I always hit the wall gorgeously.

Life without creation is not life, but living.

6. Life is like a green spider, crawling forward slowly, but shedding bright red blood.

7. The deep beauty and loneliness in your gentle eyes need to be understood by one person.

8. One kind of anxiety is that the computer is stuck and QQ is still ringing.

I have never forgotten my ex-boyfriend. Because he owes me money.

10, you sent QQ, you said you wanted to see your left ear, you went to the cinema, but I ran into the hospital.

1 1. Don't worry about those who abandon you, because he abandoned you to prove that he didn't have this blessing.

12, if you dare to climb my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.

13, I came into this world crying, and I want to cry back!

14, I copied my homework and got the test paper, but I really want to do my homework.

15, ugliness is really hard for you, running out in the morning to scare people, and running out at night to scare ghosts.

16, life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedies.

17, do you know the difference between you and a plate of shit? Is that you don't have a plate

18, if I still don't let go, after many years, you will still be moved if you complain about me again.

19, even if my heart is the liver and lungs of the donkey, it is enough to feed the dog's stomach.

20. Where you fall, where you get up, you always fall there. I suspect there is a pit there.

2 1, Female: What do you think of sex Male: No, but there are many ways to do it.

22. The so-called high cold is actually a person's poor hearing, slow response and poor eyesight.

23, awesome people, not how many backstage, but how many backstage people can do.

24. If I fall in love, will you always be so kind to me?

25. Love is like protection money. If you don't fight for it, do you have to wait for someone else to deliver it?

26. Please don't call my name during the final exam week. Please call me Guo Er!

27. Don't worry about what is taken away, because all that can be taken away is rubbish.

28. If you ever sang the praises of the dawn, please embrace the night.

29. People can have no courage and temper, but they can't have beriberi!

30. We are all naive children, tortured by reality into madness.

3 1, the triangle is stable and the love triangle is detachable.

You can't rely on anything these days, you can only rely on yourself. Abbreviation: Holy shit!

33. I will go to the movies with male tickets at the weekend and help recommend some male tickets.

34. Life is too short to be sexy, and a hard life needs no explanation.

35. The corners of the mouth are full of sunshine, which makes people smile when they meet.

Tell me your home address and I'll change it into a public toilet.

Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are both my brothers.

38. Fairy tales are deceptive, and so is Andersen.

39, dust to dust, soil to soil, wave goodbye to 250.

40. "Ten Years" sang the fat man's heart: I wanted to be thin and shed tears.

4 1, fireworks can create beautiful scenes or ugly looks!

42. If you have money, hold a money field, and if you don't have money, inform you to hold a money field.

43. When someone appears in your dream, that person is thinking of you.

44. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

45. A casual remark, a lyric. It will bring back all my old memories.

46. Missing memories, indelible memories, your figure keeps appearing in my mind.

47. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

48. No matter how difficult this stop is, I decided to stay for the rest of my life.

49. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao. Wet wood meets fire, which is a man show.

50. I work as a migrant worker, but my salary is not more than that of migrant workers.

5 1, blue curtains, glass-like heart, transparent to you, but easy to be sad.

52. Think about the Red Army's 25,000 yuan, and think about the female position last night.

53. I see you. I suddenly understood what Picasso was like.

54. I won't do anything I regret. I only do things that you regret.

55. We create habits first, and then habits create us.

56. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will know.

57. There are always many accidents in life, and the kite in your hand will suddenly break.

58. Weather forecast: Recently, an expert on picking up girls was born. Please pay attention to them.

59. All your struggles today are to save your strength tomorrow, so don't give up.

Because you are in my heart. Then stay here.

6 1, if I can only meet you again instead of living with you, how can I be happy?

62. Some people make you feel terrible, while others owe you toothache.

63. You don't have to say anything. I understand everything. You want to say that I am beautiful!

64, the role of force is mutual, except the power of love.

65. The world is big, the woman is the biggest, and it will last forever.

66, how many years, my toilet seat has never been lifted!

67. Nowadays, money is becoming less and less valuable, and people are becoming less and less human.

68. Be a low-key person and read a high-profile book, so my mother has been emphasizing it.

69, although only the speed of a bicycle. However, there must be a heart of F 1.

70, hate, can provoke disputes, love, can cover up all faults.

7 1, that's just love for a man, but it's not love.

72. Pretend to drink soy sauce even if you are jealous, and don't let people laugh at you!

I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs to be taken care of!

74. I just long for eternal love without lies.

I don't want what I can't have. Who are you? I want to smile at you.

76. If you ignore me again, I will become a steamed stuffed bun. I am the most famous in Tianjin.

77. Ask me about my weight? Just kidding, real fat people never get on the scale!

78. You can cut your hair short and start over. Then I guess I'll have to shave my head.

79. Dreaming is just a kind of intelligence, and realizing dreams is a kind of ability.

80. Perfect love makes people weak-willed, while imperfect love hurts.

8 1, two people's mistakes are not as good as one person's input.

82. A gentleman takes revenge for ten years, but a villain takes revenge all day long.

83. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it!

84. Time has slowly destroyed my feelings for you, although it is a bit perfect.

85. I'm a celebrity now, so I can't just go to the hospital.

86, don't think about taking off the order, the object of this creature is not suitable for our single aristocrats.

87. Korean cosmetic surgery and Thai shemale are actually not as good as China's Mito Xiu Xiu.

88. I really want to point to my heart and tell you proudly that there is a substitution here.

Please find out the repetition of this sentence. Do you like me?

90. She can play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I can eat, sleep, play poker and mahjong.

9 1, I threw a glass of water in your face, which is equivalent to ruining your face.

92. I am immersed in my own world just because I want to.

93. I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

94. I said don't chat with me. You have a responsibility to talk about your feelings.

95. The most romantic thing I can think of is that the son you gave birth to with her is especially like me.

96. The best decision in my life is to walk into your shop and buy a sandwich.

97. Put you closest to my heart, so that you can hear my irregular heart rhythm.

98. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free in bed!

99. I come from China, but I adjust the time difference every day.

100, I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

10 1, I really don't like fairy tales because they are so beautiful in space.

102, I didn't puppy love because I told myself that puppy love is to raise a wife for others.

103 Except for love, any other reason for getting married is self-deception.

104, fate cannot be changed, but what can be changed is to try not to leave regrets in life.

105, looking for your beautiful face in the lake of memory.

106, I can be so strong that God has pity on me.

107, do you feel like skipping rope like QQ login?

108, broken glass, and then cleverly pasted, there will be cracks.

109, the advantage of doing homework is that it consumes brain cells, pen water and paper.

1 10, your man, I don't like it at all, my man, you can't afford it at all.

1 1 1. I thought you loved me, but you never paid for it.

1 12, God spreads wisdom to the world, and I hold up an umbrella with wit.

1 13 When tears are shed, I know that separation is another kind of understanding.

1 14, if you don't contact me, I won't contact you. We are so weak.

1 15, it is impossible for life to prepare all the ingredients before cooking like cooking.

1 16, before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

1 17, I believe we will all be fine, just like when we met.

1 18, I can learn to call you LOL and kill you.

1 19, the mirror installed at the school stairs tells us that ugly people should read more!

120, if you tell me to get out, I'll get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away!

12 1. In the eyes of fools, the cleverness of smart people is worthless.

Love is not everything. So don't blindly pursue eternal happiness.

123, awesome is only three meals a day, and it is still safe after death.

124, if there is no reciprocal love, let me love more.

125, how many people say what will happen when I get rich? I cried when I touched my pocket.

126, girl, if a man pauses the game in order to reply to your text message, marry him!

127, you don't love me, I don't love you, as you wish, everyone is happy.

128, don't like a person who is too dazzling, he can't see you.

129, the girl with thick legs envies all kinds of thin legs, no matter whether he is male or female.

130, the love I want is not a lifetime without quarrels, but a lifetime with quarrels.

13 1, don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, the world doesn't belong to you.

132, you see how popular Ali is now. Spongebob is so yellow

133, some people rely on strength in exams, others rely on eyesight, and I am the one who relies on imagination.

134, I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to fly but to stew soup.

135, I don't know Wu Bai, but I know his brother.

Talk about classic and beautiful excuses.

Tell me about the latest 1. At that moment, we were silent and couldn't remember the happy time, but the traces of sadness were vivid.

2. Everyone is afraid, especially those who cherish their lives but can't keep anything in the end.

3. How many times have you told yourself that you can remember this situation and how many times have you told yourself not to cry for you?

There is a love called letting go, and there is a pain after letting go.

I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

6. The most attractive person is Master Kong, who attracts thousands of people every day.

7. It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.

8. Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

9. When weeding in the afternoon, nothing depends on the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

10. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.

1 1. If the daughter-in-law is gone, you can find another one. Mom, there is only one.

12. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.

13. If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

14. let the storm come more violently and let those who are dating get wet.

15. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

About the classic and beautiful dress, 1. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calm because I am not afraid of death.

You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn it off?

3. Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.

How famous are you? You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to broadcast porn.

Dad says handsome men lie, and mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

6. Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

7. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

8. Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence …

9. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

10. My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

1 1. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

12. There are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

13. If you are so rich, why don't you let the mare go?

14. Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

15. Life is like a trip, and you may capsize somewhere.

On the classic good-looking posturing, talk about domineering 1. I'm not a straw boat, so don't send your bitch to me.

Tears are the embellishment of happiness, and no one can understand them.

The most painful thing is not to leave you, but to remember after leaving.

4. When I meet someone who has a secret crush in the future, I will think: Forget it, friends are very good, really good.

Happiness is that as long as you hold your right hand, you won't be afraid even if you lose everything.

6. I want to touch my love for smuggled goods, but I'm afraid of getting hurt.

7. The biggest greed in my life is probably: I don't like myself, but I hope you like me.

8. Don't easily open the wound to irrelevant people, because others are watching the fun, but they are hurting themselves.

9. If a person has been immersed in the crowd, he will eventually find himself.

10. Love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident will come first.

1 1. Actually, I'm always behind you, except when you turn around.

12. If you don't understand my silence, you will never understand what I said.

13. If love wants to come, come and go, and the world will become a sea of tears.

14. Once something is owned, it will depreciate immediately.

15. The pedestrians on the road are very crowded at night.

16. Growth is the process of turning heartbreak into a silent mode.

17. No matter how good the past is, there are more memories and the taste is weak.

18. Personality signature: Will you take me more important than yourself in the future?

19. Do you believe that there will always be a person who silently reads every status of you, but never leaves any comments?

20. From now on, I no longer expect anything, but cherish what I have.

2 1. Just because you've heard of me doesn't mean you know me. Just because you have heard some rumors doesn't mean they are true.

22. You can only vent your emotions here, and then get up as if nothing has happened every day.

23. We are all changing, so there is no need to feel the past.

24. There are no ugly women in the world, only women who can't use Mito Xiu Xiu!

25. Too many people judge a book by its cover, so you may miss true love because you are not good-looking.

Just now, I was thinking about his future over and over again, but now he has nothing to do with me. Do you understand my sadness?

27. The man I remember lives in the old city. He is only a few inches away from me, and he is a little old.

28. Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we can give each other.

29. As beautiful as flowers and jade, it seems like a fleeting time. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.

30. I thought I was afraid of the farewell moment, but I was also afraid of reunion.