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My eyes are not good-looking when I am old.

1, cooking every day, a simple meal, I haven't had Lycium barbarum liver soup for a long time.

2. Two things should be prepared for the evening exam, headphones and a health pot, listening to music to relax and drinking medlar to survive.

As the weather turns cold, adults know it's time to start drinking Lycium barbarum.

4. I started drinking Lycium barbarum water. I haven't been to KFC for a long time

I insist on drinking Lycium barbarum and red dates every afternoon and drinking a cup of honey water before going to bed at night. My skin condition is good, too, and I especially like sleeping.

Tell me how you feel when you are old.

I feel dizzy when I come back after running 5 kilometers. I'm going to start drinking wolfberry berries.

7, eat a few red dates every day, drink medlar, drink a cup of sugar-free soybean milk, and stay young forever.

8. In the last month, I ate whole grains in the morning, stewed soup at noon, gradually quit milk tea and drank medlar chrysanthemum tea during the day.

9. Eat three fresh powders, drink medlar and jujube tea, go to bed early and get up early, and learn to take your time.

10, the toothpaste is not clean, indicating that when you drink Lycium barbarum and hawthorn, there will be a bad taste in your mouth.

Tell me emotionally as you get older.

1 1. I must be old enough to drink medlar, and I think medlar is very sweet.

12, Lycium barbarum of drinking age must stay up late to watch TV. My hangover is not over yet. Eat your fingers and sleep

13, people who drink coffee think they have good taste, people who drink milk tea think they are young, people who drink soy milk think they can live, people who drink medlar think they have style, and people who drink tea think they can succeed.

14. Drink Lycium barbarum and jujube water seriously during the day and stay up late at night. What is strategic health? Here it is.

15, now it is about to enter the so-called young state of middle-aged queue: staying up late the night before and drinking wolfberry berries the next day.

I like to whisper when I am old.

16, I found myself getting older and older, drinking Chinese wolfberry and eating red dates, and falling in love with black sesame sauce tonight. One should also love oneself.

17, young people catch a cold every morning, drink medlar fire at noon and chrysanthemum fire in the afternoon.

18, I'm not turning white, but my stomach acid, so I'll start drinking Lycium barbarum water from tomorrow.

19. Stay up late while applying a facial mask with a beauty instrument, eating junk food and drinking medlar and red dates, and soaking your feet while playing with your mobile phone and drinking iced yogurt. Yeah, well, that's me.

20. Early in the morning, the dormitory is full of the smell of Chinese medicine. All kinds of healthy roommates go to bed early, soak their feet, drink Chinese medicine and Chinese wolfberry. She said that she had entered the health stage ahead of schedule.

I like to whisper when I am old.

2 1, I have reached the age of drinking Lycium barbarum water and eating Gan Bao tablets every day. I get up early and go to bed late every day. People sleep less than 6 hours a day on average.

22. What is the experience of drinking hot berries every day?

23. It is said that middle-aged people drink Lycium barbarum. I think something needs to be typed in advance. The key point is that I think it needs to be added. Schisandra chinensis has been added.

24. Some glamorous people have begun to wear long trousers and drink medlar.

25. Staying up late is really addictive. It's no use drinking Lycium barbarum at this rate.