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Ambiguous circle of friends copy

1. There is a thick barrier in my heart, and there are many guards outside, all to prevent sadness. However, your appearance made the soldiers put down their guard and easily melted my arms. My heart is your prisoner. I love your heart, your liver and three quarters of your body! I love your meat piece by piece, and my money is ten yuan! 3. I'm happy and carefree. I'm really infatuated with you. I'm worried about you. I'm heartbroken. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I've been seduced by you for a long time. I'm worried about writing it. I'm afraid you're unintentional! 4. After a long journey, you and I meet, cherish the rare fate of previous lives, silently bless, kiss and greet each other, and tell each other to take care of themselves in this life. People who marry only for money are extremely evil; People who marry only for love are extremely stupid. 6. Whoever wants to fall into the trap of love must try his best to pull out his feet so as not to entangle his wings. 7. The beauty told me not to look back, thinking that you were dizzy and accidentally bumped into your head when going out. Until now, I have been dizzy and worried about you. I don't know when I can get to the end, I often miss you, and when I can get to the old age. I don't know if I really love you, but I know I can't live without you. If the earth is going to be destroyed, then I want to tell you, "you are the only person I want to see." 9. You are on my left, you are on my right, and you are everywhere in my life. 10. The furthest distance is that you don't know that I love you when I am in front of you; The furthest distance is that I love you but can't accompany you! 1 1. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hug you when I sleep and see you when I wake up! I always hope so. 12. I really want to be a pillow in your arms and enjoy your tenderness; I really want to become the air in your room and be sucked back and forth by you; I really want to be your pocket watch and feel your heartbeat; I missed this message and stored it in your mobile phone. 13. I can't see through this warm look, love or affection for one night; I can't see through this warm and obscure eye. It looks heavy but still light. 14. Your eyes are too hazy for me to accept your praise. 15. You are the sun in the sky and I am the mountain on the ground; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, I am a dog chasing on the ground ... 16. You smiled and said nothing to me. And I feel like I've been waiting for this for a long time. 17. I miss you all over the hillside, and I fill the galaxy with love for you. May all the green trees give you a comfort, may all the stars give you a blessing, and may you be happy forever. 18. With you, every day is Valentine's Day! With me, every day is Labor Day! The two of us will party every day together. 19. Since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I'll walk with you. I'll carry you when I'm tired, carry you when I'm cold and hot, and pretend to be you when I go out. I have no temper because I love you so much. 20. It is because of love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you. 2 1. There is an ambiguous sunny day, standing at a certain end of this city, loneliness and love are like floating clouds, gathering and dispersing. 22. I am full of infinite gratitude for knowing you in this life, whether it is predestined fate in previous lives or intentional arrangement from heaven. With you, my heart is far away from the secular and transcends the boundaries of time and space. I love you endlessly! 23. Why do you look white? You can't tell your age. Ha, saying such things to middle-aged women must make them feel really beautiful like fairies. When I saw you, I began to feel sorry, because my wife had only one establishment. I kept it for you, but I didn't know you then. I don't want an afterlife, or I won't have the courage to make mistakes on you in my life. I'm in a hurry, and I seem determined. I'm kidding, and of course I have to ask about the effect of expression. I will miss you, because I have to break up with you every night. It is more interesting and meaningful to get off work. 27. It's very kind of you. I don't want you to go back to someone else's house. Ha, I'm hitting my husband, be careful with the stick. I won't sleep if you accompany me. If you want to sleep, let's go to sleep together. (Online anecdote, accompanying reading is also at both ends of the network. Sleeping together will be different, but why is the meaning of this sentence so ambiguous? ) 29. Your skin is so white that I have no night. Flattery can be said in such a low voice, but it's a bit exaggerated. 30. Be a leader quickly. I'm waiting for you to put me in the hidden rules. (Haha, there is such a hidden rule of waiting for others to come. I'm really flattered, so hurry up! Leave me the money and I will help you spend it like a wife. Don't say anything, hand in your passbook and don't tell her your password. 32. I will wait for you to become a fox until the flowers fade. It would be boring if you just said that you wanted to seduce me. ) 33. Go back to cook first, and I won't go back until later. The meaning of the first half of the sentence is the same, but when put together, it means ridicule. Don't tell your husband that I hate you, or he will be happy. To put it bluntly, it's really unkind to involve other people's husbands. I'll wait for your wolf to leave, otherwise, you won't dare to see me. The common joke in online chat is that whoever is afraid is not afraid, anyway, it is good that the wolf is not at home. Just marry me, there is no need to borrow money from you. Men not only solve the embarrassment of borrowing money from women, but also make women willing to lend money to men, and slick men will win women's hearts if they take advantage. Go back to cook first, and I'll go back later. 38. Vaguely, you will knit him a scarf, but no one has started. 39. Your name accidentally appeared on a draft paper full of formulas. I haven't seen you for several days. Listen, I think you want to lose weight. 4 1. Ambiguous is that he is not your lover, but it seems that he cares about you and knows you better than your lover. 42. If there were only you in the world, I would definitely choose you. If there is no you in the world, I will definitely consider you because I like you. 43. Ambiguity means that although he is not your lover, he will tell you that you are very important to me. 44. Ambiguity is to escape the guilt of betrayal. 45. Ambiguity is to understand that there are too many helplessness in life and too many restrictions in reality. You know it's impossible, but you can't let go. 46. You are the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen. 47. I will wait for you to become a fox until all the flowers wither. 48. If you stay with me, I won't sleep. If you want to sleep, let's go to sleep together. 49. Ambiguity is a feeling, however, this feeling is not enough for you to develop a formal relationship. 50. Ambiguity is a confession I often struggle with. You are afraid of not getting a lover after confession, but losing a bosom friend. 5 1. I love the cruelty that you don't excuse or confess, the temptation that you are scared, and the indifference that you don't take the initiative to refuse. 52. Ambiguity means further impulse, but no further courage. 53. Ambiguity is when someone asks you if you are in love, but you are tongue-tied. I'll wait for your wolf to be away, otherwise, you won't dare to see me. 55. Ambiguity means kissing a little more than a good friend, but a little farther than a lover. 56. Occasionally, you will often wait for him on qq online. When he is not online for a few days, you will be a little worried.