Sentences praising his wife's fatness (24 sentences)

1, moving version: Wife, you must take care! (of course, it is to maintain the weight of the past, hey hey! )

2, self-criticism version: I think, just like when we first fell in love, gently picked you up and turned three beautiful circles here, but I was powerless.

No matter how deep I fall into the well, I believe you will save me with your belt.

This damn washing machine has shrunk your clothes again.

5, environmental protection version: Wife, you save water in the bathtub now than before.

6, advertising version: good teeth and good appetite. Your teeth are really good.

7. Comprehensive Edition: Weight gain is a physical change. The increase of fat is a chemical change, the change of weighing scale is a mathematical change, and my love for you has not changed at all.

8. Sincere version: You are the most important person in our family.

9. Relativity Edition: How small I am compared with you!

10, Aesthetic Edition: There are fewer and fewer wrinkles on the face.

1 1, Thanksgiving Edition: Wife, I missed at least three advertisements when you walked through the TV just now.

12, Sociology Edition: What a wise decision to cancel the ticket distribution!

13, Geographic Edition: Your neck is the Arctic Circle and your ankle is the Antarctic Circle. Sure, you know where the equator is.

14, tenderness edition: when you left me and walked to the door, I only felt that the sun and the moon were dull.

15, History Edition: Wife, we get along very well. I think I am as happy as Xuanzong in the Tang Dynasty.

16, Economic Edition: Honey, don't take the bus, let's take a taxi, because taxis don't charge by seat.

17, thoughtful edition; The same road, I walked, flat and faint, clear and seamless; When you walk by, step by step

18, Philosophy Edition: What exists is reasonable. This applies to everything, including fat.

19, Comfort Edition: Actually, your waist is much thinner than the previous year. (Of course, she was pregnant at that time. )

20. Appreciation Edition: You are really a person who meets the circle!

2 1, Chemical Edition: Your assimilation is always stronger than alienation.

22. Mathematical Edition: According to the relevant formula, as long as you are 15 cm long, you will meet the weight standard.

23, literature edition: I gently press your skin, ah, you are much deeper than the original.

24. Physical version: Wife, your inertia is getting bigger and bigger.