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Describe yourself as handsome.

Narcissistic description of their handsome, classic, classic sentence? The weather is sunny, and the breeze sends leisure. It's a pity that elegance is like my self-pity, chic is like my gold content, and I am both civil and military. Ask a few people in the world to be as graceful as me!

Describe other people's narcissism, classic words, if narcissism can support a person! I think you can feed the whole world!

Seek fun stand-alone games, be classic, very classic and super classic. Action Shooting: Sniper: Ghost Warrior, Protector, War Strike: Rebel, Battlefield: Rebel Company 2

Role-playing: Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man 4. Han Dynasty Cloud, Legend Sword, Double Star Legend II. The legend of heroes 6. Empty orbit.

Racing: Need for Speed 13, colin mcrae: dust 2, Fierce: Paradise, Super Touring Car: Starting Point.

Simulation management: Julius Caesar 4. Worker's Story 7: Kingdom Road, sims 3, and the King's Legacy.

Real-time Strategy: warcraft 3, Age of Empires 3, Magic Overlord, Royal Family 2: Fantasy Kingdom.

Strategy Games: Civilization 5, Great Navigator 4, Guild 2: Revival, King's Gift: Legend

Chess puzzle: Plants vs. Zombies, the chaotic power of the game king, neighbors from hell, sugar cane landlords.

Recreation and Entertainment: Montezuma's Treasure 2, Crazy Ranch, Crazy Fishing, Crazy Farm 3, Big Fish eat small fish.

Action Adventure: Laura and the Guardian of Light, Kung Fu Panda, Teenage Ninja Turtle 2007, Trinity, True Three Kingdoms, Five Warriors, Serpent Z, Godfather 2, Grand Theft Auto 4, Overlord 2, Ninja Blade, Prince of Persia, Assassin's Creed 2, Rocket Knight.

What sentences describe the sunset glow? Please give me the classic. 1. The sunset glow is like brocade and dazzling.

2. Ah, the sunset glow, how wonderful, running like a fine horse, roaring like a lion, blooming like flowers ... I feel light when I look at it, as if I have become a sunset glow. After a while, a touch of sunset glow shone brightly. I opened my eyes slightly, and suddenly there appeared seven colors: red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue and purple. My body seemed to be wrapped in colors.

I looked down and saw that the green fish pond was like a gourd-shaped gem. The sunset glow sprinkled colorful soft light on the fish pond, just like inserting velvet flowers in clear water. The fish in the pond swam leisurely in groups of three or five. Sometimes they huddle together, as if whispering. Sometimes they stare at the sunset glow as if talking about its strangeness. The swimming of fish attracted me, and a strange sight seemed to appear before my eyes: groups of golden carp seemed to be halos in the pond. When I looked up, I saw the sunset glow in the sky, like flocks of colorful fish swimming in the sky.

3. Outside Huacun Village in the west of Caodian, sunset glow and rain are harvesting the sky. In the residual photos of the surrounding mountains, the wind in Jinping adds green.

The whale's self-report is 200 to 270 words. I want it to be a classic! Hello everyone! Do you know me? I tell you, I am a famous whale, famous all over the world. Hey, my little friends, don't think we whales are fish. If you really think so, you are all wet. We whales belong to mammals. In addition, I want to reveal a little secret to those children who think I am a fish: it's time to supplement the biological "nutrition", hahahaha!

We whales are very big animals, and a small tongue alone is as heavy as a dozen big fat pigs! If we open our mouths, you humans will stand in our mouths and raise your hands without touching our maxilla. There are four people sitting around a table in our mouth, which is still very spacious! Well, look how big we are! Oh, by the way, tell you, don't say this to my ancestors. If they know, they will criticize me!

There are many members in our family, but everyone has their own living habits. Look, the first one to appear is our little brother-the baleen whale. He has no teeth, so his food is small fish and shrimp. The second one is my younger brother, whose name is needless to say. By the way, it's called toothed whale, and its teeth are extremely sharp, so we usually eat big fish and marine animals. That's our leader, the killer whale. He is very powerful. If he is angry, he will show disrespect!

We whales breathe with our lungs. When exhaling, it will float on the upper sea surface, and the exhaled air will form a water column. But the water column ejected by different kinds of whales is different: the water column of minke whales is vertical, thin and high; The water column of our toothed whale is inclined, thick and short. Look, we have a lot of knowledge about whales!

The way we sleep is also very fun. For the sake of safety, we always sleep in groups, with our heads inward and our tails outward in a circle.

We were viviparous, and we grew up drinking the mother whale's milk. Our growth rate is very fast, and we can grow 30-50 kilograms a day. And our life span is very long, we can live for decades-one hundred years.

After listening to my self-report, you will know something about our whales! If you come to see us in the future, I will certainly treat you warmly!

The whale's self-report (2)

Hello, I'm a fat fin whale. My figure is very fat, and the fat is about 35-50 cm thick. But I don't know how thick it is, because I haven't measured it, and I can't measure it, because I have become a fish. I have to start with my ancestors: my ancestors lived on land like cattle and sheep. But later, due to the change of our living environment, our ancestors had to live in the shallow sea near the land. After a long time, we degenerated and our forelimbs and tails became fish. No wonder people call us whales.

Because we breathe with our lungs, we can't stay in the water for a long time. We have to breathe air on the water occasionally. When you exhale, the air in the hole above your head will take the water to the sky and form a column of water, which is very spectacular.

We are very big. Eight elephants haven't arrived yet. Although the whale trip is very heavy, our "boss" is very heavy, and a tongue can be as heavy as twenty big fat pigs. Awesome!

Our baleen whales are mainly eat small fish and shrimp. When swimming, we open our mouths, suck fish and shrimp into our mouths together with seawater, then discharge seawater from the channel and swallow the fish and shrimp. On the other hand, toothed whales eat big fish and marine animals, and sometimes they eat us. What a traitor.

We need to sleep, too. There are always several of us together. As long as there is any movement, we will spread out immediately.

I was viviparous, too. I grew up eating my mother's milk. When I was born, I weighed 6 or 7 kilograms. I can grow 50 kilograms a day and grow into a fat whale in two or three years. Our life span is very long. Generally speaking, we can live for decades to a hundred years, and sometimes we can live for more than a hundred years, which is about the size of a turtle.

What's the matter? You know me.

The whale's self-report (3)

Hey, everyone, my name is whale, and I am the biggest animal in the world. Many people call us whales because our bodies are like fish. In fact, we are mammals, because our living conditions change with the change of environment (from land to sea). In order to adapt to marine life, our forelimbs and tails gradually become fins, our hind limbs completely degenerate, and our whole body becomes like a fish. We are mammals, because we whales breathe with lungs and are viviparous. When we were born, we grew up drinking our mother's milk.

Our whales are mainly divided into two types: baleen whales with no teeth and toothed whales with sharp teeth.

We whales, like cattle and sheep, breathe through our noses. But our noses grow not on our faces, but on our heads, which many people envy but can't imitate. Put your nose on your head. If it rains, you won't be able to cover your nose, and there will be no congestion! Besides, human science and technology are still underdeveloped. If you want to imitate our whales, I advise you to go home and study for a few more years!

When we breathe, the ejected water forms a column of water, just like a fountain in the garden. Don't underestimate this water column. Experienced fishermen can judge the species and size of whales according to the shape of this water column. The water column of baleen whale is vertical, thin and high, like a huge fountain; The water column of toothed whale is inclined, short and thick.

It's time to feed. I won't talk to you. Goodbye.

Do you have any classic English songs? I want to be very classic. I like three English songs, and he only burns one last dance. Personally, I think they are all beautiful and classic. The landlord was very emotional after listening to their words.

Ask for a classic ghost movie or a classic action movie to bring out a classic fierce ghost.

Hehe, there are too many classics. You can download a PPS and PPLIVE and watch it on it. Usually it's all classic movies.

Classic pet novel recommendation … much more classic.

The Seven Childes of Tang Dynasty: Sansheng Stone Three, Shili Peach Blossom, Years are Two Flowers, Kyushu Inflorescence Yin.

Wire: Peppermint milk tea is pear white, sweet as frost, and two ex-husbands perform a play.

Miao Juan: Generals and Roses, Danny Hagrid, My Poseidon, translator.

Vivibear: Looking for a past life journey, Lanling is dazzling and flowery.

Brother Mo Wu Bi: My Gentle Tyrant and The Prince Will Divorce a Concubine.

The taste of ten years is as warm as words

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