Have you ever done anything stupid when you were drunk?

There really is. Listen to me about the stupid things I did when I was drunk.

Last week, at the class reunion, I heard that my first love in high school was getting married.

Then the whole person became emo and filled himself with tons of wine bottles.

The more you drink, the sadder you get, and the makeup on your face is crying.

Still standing on the stool: Why did you dump me and marry someone else? ...

I can't stand my first love. I want to take me home. I turned my head and threw up all over him.

Now that I think about it, my head is buzzing.

Some people are so serious on the surface that they can't control themselves after drinking a little wine.

Ten horses can't be pulled back when they are released.

Some time ago, we quietly turned on the surveillance and photographed many moments when you were drunk, which made people feel embarrassed to dig out Yunnan Worm Valley.

Stop hiding, I'm talking about you.

1. My friend can't drink well. He slept in the same place when he was drunk, and didn't even pick a place.

Once I was drunk and lying flat on the newly paved asphalt road.

The road was lewd, and before the paint was dry, he put it aside and rolled around, as comfortable as in his bed.

As a result, I rubbed paint all over the floor, but my head softened the asphalt. ...

The next morning, my buddy's head was stuck on the road, and the fireman cut it off with scissors.

Some time ago, my college roommate came to Beijing to see me, so I had a few more drinks because I hadn't seen him for a long time.

When I came out of the hotel, he was worried about me and said he would call a car to take me home.

As a result, he turned and walked into the ATM to broadcast indiscriminately.

Keep asking the taxi driver why he doesn't answer the phone. ...