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Who has the classic lines for recruiting a girlfriend?

If you’re looking for a handsome guy, don’t come here. If you’re looking for a wallet, don’t come here. Those with a master's degree or above are exempt from discussion, and female entrepreneurs (except small businessmen and hawkers) are exempt from discussion, otherwise we will both be disappointed. Please don't bother the resentful woman whose love has suffered repeated blows and who is disappointed with her man. Talented and handsome men like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not come to seek your hand in marriage. Of course, I didn’t dream about Notting Hill. If you were really a fairy, I wouldn’t be able to handle you. I didn’t expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial and I’d be blown away by just one look at it. Just an ordinary person who looks fashionable, is conservative on the inside, and is healthy both physically and mentally. It would be more reliable if it was a little more graceful. Don’t be too narrow-minded, don’t be too young, and know how to fold clothes. Every time after washing, ironing and folding, it looks like it was just bought from the store. That’s specific enough! Let me introduce myself. I am not young anymore. I live a well-off life. I don’t smoke or drink. He is a 50/50 character, not quite honest, but naturally timid. I can't commit murder even if it's not illegal. Generally speaking, it's still beneficial and harmless to people and society.

If you are interested, please call us. If you are the one, please do not bother.