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What's it like to drink scraps?
I still remember that a friend of mine went to the army. What about this soldier? He signed a five-year soldier with 3+2 arms. We stopped seeing each other after we left. Therefore, that day can really be regarded as the craziest day, and it is also the only day when I drink broken films. When we first started drinking, you may not have seen our drinking methods. After serving, don't touch anything, eat and take chopsticks.
Two glasses of white wine are served first, divided into two halves, and each person does two altars first. Then start eating. I felt a little fuzzy when I just finished drinking two bars, but it's okay. Maybe the wine hasn't come up yet. Fortunately, I drank a bottle of nutrition express in advance and didn't spit it out directly. I have nothing in my stomach. Wow, I just started drinking. So at first, I felt very confused. I have a burning sensation in my stomach, but it doesn't matter. I have a clear tongue and a clear head.
However, with more and more drinking. My head can't keep up with my own thinking. I say everything, then I cry, and then I continue to drink. That kind of feeling, you will never feel it. I already threw up on the wine table. Then, I just vomited, wiped my mouth, picked up my glass and continued. I just vomited, and I have fighting power. Come on, let's keep drinking. So, when I drank those broken pills, the feeling could be described as very dizzy. I can't say anything clearly. I just kept repeating a sentence. I can't drink any more. I really can't drink any more. Don't fucking make me drink any more. I'm in the hospital.
After drinking the clip, I feel really confused. I can't express one thing completely, and I always feel like my stomach is on fire. It's the feeling that you want to vomit and spit out all your bile, which can make you feel better. Remember when my buddy said I almost lost my virginity after drinking a stupid movie? When I saw a beautiful little girl walking in the street, I went over to her and said, Go, get a room with my brother. The little girl doesn't know where she got the courage, so she will come with me when she pulls me. Fortunately, my brother grabbed me and said, this boy is drunk, so don't argue with him.
Otherwise, Lao Tzu, I have been a virgin for more than 20 years, and I may have confessed that night. Therefore, the feeling of drinking broken tablets is something you dare not do at ordinary times, so you can do it with confidence and boldness. You are drunk. No one is more knowledgeable than you, and you can't control yourself. Your thinking is not clear at all. You don't know what is right, what should be done and what should not be done. Then I did it all. I told you everything. That's why everyone says that drinking is scary and you can have sex after drinking.
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