An ironic conversation about villains.

An ironic conversation about villains.

With the explosive growth of social networks, more and more people are used to posting in their circle of friends to show their love for life. What kind of talk is popular in friends circle? The following is my collection of satirical villains for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

2) leaning against the east wind will make you crazy.

3) You rely on the mountain to fall, rely on the river to dry, watch the penis die, and watch the dog turn over.

4) His face is thicker than the toilet in the public toilet.

5) Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

6) Please respect yourself.

7) Many times it's not that others care too much about you, but that you value yourself too much.

8) the villain is sleepy and eager for the rest of his life. The world is solid, why should I follow you?

9) The week of gentlemen is incomparable, and the week of villains is incomparable.

10) Don't always think that you are the sun, others will revolve around you.

1 1) Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

12) I won't cry for you again. My mascara is not cheap.

13) You are a villain, you have to admit it. You look like a frog with congenital Mongolian disease. Don't think you are a swan. Walking with a big ass, do you think you really have a baby?

14) You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

15) You are breathtaking and creative!

How far is forever? Get out, boy! !

17) hello: please don't insult my IQ with your childish ideas, okay?

18) Little people are shameless, and value profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

19) What apology? False comfort! Stay away from me.

20) Do you know which part of you is invulnerable? That's your face!

2 1) I've seen thick-skinned, but I've never seen anyone as thick as you.

22) You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs or frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a noble moral character. You never beat anyone up. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

23) how can a gentleman go to a villain, and a villain will return to life like grass.

24) Stand by the river and fall by the mountain, and your character is a little worse.

25) An upright villain is often sad. -Confucius satirizes villains, from The Analects.

26) The villain only meets, and the cold and summer can't be expected.

27) A gentleman's adult beauty is not an adult's evil. The villain is the opposite.

28) Cow dung is cow dung. Even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling. ...

2 1) You need to go back to the furnace to rebuild.

2) the villain has no knot, and he abandons his roots and pursues the end. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

3) You look very sci-fi and abstract!

4) I really want to send you into a cage to swim the streets and taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

5) Yang advances as a gentleman, while Yin retreats as a villain.

6) The casting mirror must be bronze, which is convenient for polishing and wiping. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.

7) In front of an upright person, villains often feel sorry for each other.

8) After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

9) You are really a rocking tree. How simple is it?

10) I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

1 1) white inside and red inside, different from others; Sentimental and proud as a peacock.

12) It's easier said than done for a gentleman. Don't say it; It also allows people, this device. It's easy for the villain to say something difficult. Although it doesn't matter, it is also said; It also makes people want to be prepared.

13) The villain's plan is personal, which means something else.

14) Don't wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?

15) hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.

Irony about villains 3 1. This is a result-oriented era, an era of black and white, an era of silence of villains.

It's unbearable to find many selfish villains after work. I didn't pay attention at that age.

3, the heart is cold, life is already very difficult. Can't accept this blow .. The harbor of the soul may not be overturned by the wind and waves .. I firmly believe that there are no villains between us.

4. Now the workplace is like the empresses in the bloody plot of the palace. If you seek power and usurp the throne, the villain will succeed! It's on every day! People who have dreams, their dreams are always shattered! People with calculation dream of success in minutes! Things are cold, and everyone is panicked!

5. The ancient gentleman never made an ugly sound, but neither the gentleman nor the villain shot you an arrow. You can ignore it and move on. The other side kept shooting arrows. If there is no response, it may be a dagger again.

6, can't let the villain affect the mood, must be calm ~

7. How do you listen to Wang Yi? How do you feel that a villain is successful? I can only blame myself for my lack of cultivation. Don't listen to the bad guys too much, it's not worthwhile to influence yourself ~

8, the villain in life is really hard to prevent.

9. Whenever I feel a little stingy, I will persuade myself to be generous, because all good moods can be faked for a while, but not for a lifetime.

10, happy mouth fights to send the villain to school, and then come to the standard of Master Wang.

1 1. If you succeed, you are not a villain, but you are not. Ambition is the goal, with the goal. People are bad people at most, not villains.

Ironically, the villain 4 1. Look at your gentle appearance, why can't you speak human words?

The villain's plan is personal and refers to other things.

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

Please step aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

6. The light is on! Thank you. I specialize in helping people solve problems. I don't care about the rest!

7. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

8. How far is forever? Get out, boy!

9. A gentleman can't go to a villain, and a villain can come back to life like grass.

10. Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

1 1. The villain has no virtue, and he abandons the root and pursues the end. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

12. Little people are shameless and value profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

13. You rely on the mountain to fall, rely on the water to dry, watch the cock die, and watch the dog turn over.

14. The villain is trapped and the descendants are full of blood. The world is solid, why should I follow you?

15. Nowadays, young people really don't know what it means. Give him cow dung and wipe his face.

16. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

17. I really want to put you in a cage and wander the streets to taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

18. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

19. The casting mirror must be bronze, which is easy to grind and polish. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.

20. Cow dung is cow dung. Even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling. ...

2 1. A man is an upright man is open and poised, and a villain is always in the same boat.

22. Can you not lose face? I lost it. What will I lose in the future? Save some for later use.

23. A gentleman is worse than a week, and a villain is worse than a week.

5 1) Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

2) Gentleman and righteousness, villain and profit. Prosperity is benevolence, while waste is benefit. A gentleman has virtue, and a villain has virtue. Suntech Shu En, Li Shang made enemies. A gentleman is a blessing, a villain is a bully. Be a Wisdom Fofo Agbo, be a threat. A gentleman likes good, but a villain likes evil. Love and hate, love and return. A gentleman has a good reputation, but a villain is easy to destroy. It destroys people's anger and makes them happy. A gentleman is proud, a villain is evil. Thinking about Ji, thinking about bad is strange. A gentleman likes peace, but a villain likes seeking. I am happy and happy, and I am anxious and worried. A gentleman makes a living, a villain makes money.

It's my fault for making you laugh.

4) No matter how good the promise is, as long as it cannot be made, it is nonsense!

5) Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

6) Smelly garbage people are the source of the word "spit".

7) The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half in the scales. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

8) Nowadays, young people really don't know what it means. Give him cow dung and wipe his face.

9) What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

10) only recognize clothes and not people! -satirize those villains who judge people by their appearances.

1 1) hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.

12) The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.

13) How can the beauty of lm be set off without your presence?

14) How far is it forever? Get out, boy!

15) If you ever learn to be sincere, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.