How to deal with all kinds of "annoying" situations during the Spring Festival?

Every Spring Festival, they are questioned and bombarded by "seven aunts and eight aunts". In the face of those "wonderful problems", here is a self-help guide for you!

Although these questions are a pattern almost every year, there is no creativity, but in the face of cross-examination, how to respond tactfully may not be right.

Question 1: Didn't you say you would bring your partner back for us to see this year?

Answer: rhetorical question! Hello, seven aunts and eight aunts. Is your daughter seeing anyone? Did your son buy a house? How are the children's grades? How much has the pension gone up? Does the square dance still dance? Why have you gained weight recently? When are you going to have grandchildren?

Question 2: How much has the salary increased this year, and how much has the year-end bonus been issued?

Answer: avoid the heavy and be light! Ma Yun once said: Don't ask me how much I earned, ask me how much I contributed to this society. After saying that, I smiled humorously.

Question 3: With the recent decline in house prices, when will the family group ask about buying a house?

A: Pretend to scream, the golden cicada will shell, and it will be light to avoid the weight.

Help yourself if you need it. May everyone have a good year ~