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Give you a candy and you'll forget. Can we start over? Happy sentences with pictures.

1, life is not like this, every day is live broadcast, no rehearsal, no return, I cherish what I have now, and I like the present state very much. Everything has a destiny, let nature take its course and everything will be fine! I hope Mushroom Cool can be a good person and warm the rest of my life.

I hope you don't leave any regrets, and life won't come back.

3. Can we start over? No, I'm fine now. I didn't know until I left you that I could live so well.

5, come back, just like standing on the edge of a cliff, will fall at any time.

6. I used to exchange our feelings for more than 4 years and 5 years for your stay. You resolutely left, leaving me alone! Turn around. Two years later, you come back and say you are wrong. Let me give you another chance and let's start again! It's a pity that I have put it down, put down the wind and rain we walked together. The time when we laughed, cried and had fun together has gradually begun to be forgotten as a memory. I found it's not that I lost my temper and didn't give you a chance, but that I don't love you anymore. Some people may just turn around all their lives and never start again! For the rest of my life, I wish everyone well! The person I once loved with my life!

7. You were so cruel when you left that you didn't consider my feelings at all. My heart is dead and won't beat because of you.

8. Even if we can start over, it's not the feeling we want. Now that we are separated and a person has let go, feelings are not a person's business. I miss you very much, but my pride won't let me tell you.

9, feelings will also change qualitatively, thank you for giving me an empty joy!

10, because I couldn't do it again, I saw more beautiful scenery and realized that it was hard to come by. Unfortunately, it can't be made up.

1 1. Life is half a memory and half a continuation. I hope I can come out early, not thinking about the past and not being afraid of the future.

12, if omitted, it will not come back, and the outcome will only be death.

13, if we get to know each other again, will you still do this to me? It's not gonna happen, is it?

14, re-understanding? If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have known you.

15, I have been injured, and I don't feel as passionate as before.

16, if I can do it all over again, I will cherish the days when I liked him and won't ask too much of him. It is good for two people to be together. I can watch him. I don't care if he treats me well. After all, I know he doesn't care so much about my feelings.

17, the heart is not dead, just don't want to go back and hurt that broken heart. Love yourself is the real happiness.

18, how many times have I failed to learn well? I have to start again every time I leave, but I can't stand repeating the same mistakes soon after I start again. This shows that people's temper is difficult to change, one does not change, and the other tries in vain. In the end, I still love, but I can't start over.

19, I won't start again, I'm doing fine now. I'm fine without you. Thank you for leaving.

Slap the candy man.

I want to be easy-going and quiet when I am apart. After separation, I should concentrate on my own business. Not all the information must be returned, so I don't have to worry about the other person's feelings. A slap in the face and then a candy is the most addictive training skill.

Slap the candy man.

Fan a candy first, thinking that the monkeys in the zoo are being teased and silly.

Two, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me! ! ! I was disappointed with Sasuke's new biography. I didn't expect Naruto's new biography to have sugar. Ah, ah, ah! Is this a slap in the face for candy?

Third, taking a jujube is always attracted by its sweetness. I forgot that dates were not given for no reason. While accepting this date, you should forget this slap. When you taste the sweetness, the next slap will come faster and harder. Never trust that date. Sugar coating is highly toxic. Sugar coating is delicious, but poison is not.

Fourth, of course, the urine test of A shares has always been to take a date to eat and watch the market dive. The IpO rarely slows down, only two companies have 3 billion, and we are determined not to let Futukang go!

Five, but this method of giving a sweet jujube a slap in the face still makes sense.

6. Rules are rules. Don't pat candy. When you treat your children as friends but want to show your parents' attitude, you must be firm and not connive. Parents have to bear a large part of the responsibility for this child.

Seven, slapping a candy is not like nothing happened.

Eight, someone slapped me in the face and kissed me, saying that it was called fan candy.

Nine, really treat me like a child, slap a candy.

Ten, looked at it, seems to be a little understand, trick to coax children, slap, give a candy, yes, just don't understand, financial opening, what does this mean, a little don't understand, all-round, large-scale opening, always make people fidgety, is to completely integrate China into the world, this is a big gamble, gambling, exciting, terrible, China is gambling, too.

Eleven, this kind of quarrel is not cruel to the woman, not breaking up, not inappropriate, not shirking responsibility, not slapping a man with a candy. How did you do that?

It's really terrible to be selfish to a certain extent, so I don't want to slap you again and give you another candy. Let's stop here. It is terrible to be bad to a certain extent. I have no enmity with you, so why make me up like this?

Thirteen, that's disgusting. The man slapped him and wanted to give him a date. I really want to play him for that woman.

14. Proud of working overtime? Knowing that the workload is so heavy, why not arrange overtime on Sunday, but work overtime for free? Slap a candy and sing a duet.

Maybe the constant blow of life is to let me learn to accept the reality faster. Obviously, some things are simple and important, and you work hard, so it's fucking easy to fail. Make an appointment to shoot a candy.

Sixteen, my nephew demonstrated what it means to slap a candy. First, come and touch my face, then scratch my face, then kiss and scratch.

Seventeen, it used to be a slap and then a candy. Now, everyone should drink a cup of milk tea before swearing.

Some people like to slap a candy, but sorry, some people only remember pain.

Nineteen, kill one thousand since the loss of eight hundred, slap a candy.

Twenty, I don't do that kind of "slap a super happy little girl with a sugar fan because I'm over that age"

Twenty-one, my real name is Tucao. Why can't I cut a dialogue when I go back to school with the Beifu Line? This script is a bit overdone even if it is performed! ! You have to slap a sweet jujube! ! Where are the red dates? But I still want to express my blog post. By the way, how to buy a ticket for 520?

People's Day certainly doesn't mean anything, but fortunately, some people are willing to speak out for it. As for the wording and whether it is the so-called slap a candy, in short, take your time, and the road is long and Xiu Yuan is Xi.

Twenty-three, slap a candy, first of all, people are bad people, I am sorry.

24. Being angry will only scold me and throw things. At that moment, I really wanted to say, divorce is good. I don't want anything from you. I just want to take the baby away. I'm beginning to get tired of your meanness, your unreasonable behavior, and your temperament of slapping a sugar. I'm tired, really tired. Disappointment is enough, a lot.

Twenty-five, you have grown up, you know what you are doing now, and no one has the obligation to tolerate and comfort you all the time. The story of slapping a candy has lost its appeal to me now.

26. Don't get carried away by the new card, ladies who will continue to scold. Origami is always a way to beat and give candy. If you don't fight for it this time, there will really be no chance next time.

Twenty-seven, how much is cheating, how much is using, how much is sincere, and how much is believing. I'm tired of being a stranger. Come to Lanzhou, damn it, and then I'll explain to your parents. Fuck you, mb. Go back. Slap the candy. You are happy, and I am annoyed. Why did I meet such a friend? I didn't find it at first. Shit, shit, it's annoying.

28. I really hate slapping a date. Doesn't mean my injury will get better.

Twenty-nine, do you know what it feels like to slap a candy? I know all this too well.

Thirty, slap a candy, when I was a three-year-old child! It's so interesting.

Don't slap and give a sweet jujube! Because I remember this slap, I will hit this jujube in your face!

Classic love story: give a slap and give you a candy, and repeat it. ...

1. If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time.

I like to look at the sky alone and imagine whether you will meet me in the future.

You are my illusion, I can't stay and give up.

If she cries for you, please remember to take her home.

5. You are my bane. You're the only one who came to me with poisoned wine. I am willing to drink every drop, and I blame myself for giving you only one life.

Later, when I lost all my pride in front of you, I finally let you go.

7. Low-quality love is not as good as high-quality singles.

8. I hate it when people chase me halfway.

9. Many times, you blindly like it just because the other person improvises and is good to you. You were moved by this and walked hopelessly for so long.

10, I am a lonely patient who doesn't like excitement, but you are like a lover surrounded by people.

1 1, talking about a wrong love is like wetting the bed, warming it for a while and cooling a quilt.

12, I used to work independently. I used to be very free and easy, and I loved to drink with my friends and make waves. But until I met you, I didn't want freedom and stopped drinking. I am willing to be bound by you. I am willing to be with you every day and guard my house for you, because I love you more than freedom.

13. Maturity means that you ignore me and I won't say much. If you love me, I will love you more.

14, time will not wait for you, just as I will not wait for you. If you come, I will hug you deeply. If you leave, I won't stay.

15, letting go is like the moment you pull out a tooth, you will feel relieved. But the tongue still can't help licking the empty tooth hole again and again. Doesn't mean you've completely ignored the vacancy left. But you always have to pull out your teeth, because it hurts too much, so you have to put it down after all.

16. When people meet for the first time, they are always used to presenting their best side to each other. After a long time, various shortcomings are gradually exposed. One day, you don't have to pretend, you're not so tired, you can do whatever you want, and the other person sees through you, but still doesn't dislike you. That is love.

17, it's easy to lose ourselves when we like someone, because we always try our best to turn ourselves into what the other person likes.

18, sometimes I think it would be nice to meet you when I grow up or want to get married, but I happened to meet you when I was a teenager. At that embarrassing age, I may become the person you like, but I can't accompany you all my life. My promise as a teenager is not grandiose, or we just have no way and ability to realize it. This era has no past and no future, but it reminds me of my whole life.

19, many people still don't understand, in fact, to convince girls, you don't need logic, you don't need reason, you need your heart.

20. Bad people make you crazy, good people make you a fool, and the best man makes you a child.

Can tiptoe be closer to happiness?

First, love sublimates in care, and love warms in hope. Perhaps, you don't know, you have shaken a delicate and sensitive soul and made it care more about the feelings and attachment of kissing the heart in life. Miss you, with unknown hope, with the distance between the sun and the moon, lingering and sad, happy and affectionate! Quiet night, intoxicated heart, my heart is full of expectations for you.

Second, be kind to people around you, because there are fewer and fewer important people, and the rest are more and more important.

Third, if someone cries to you, and this person is definitely not the kind of person who usually cries, let him cry to you. Because in the heart of that crying person, you are the closest person to him.

Fourth, step one, look up. Step two, close your eyes. In this way, tears will flow into my heart. I remember that I never disliked you. Those things that make you sad are all lies. Time is two flowers.

In most of life, the synonym of commitment is bondage, but we long for bondage.

Six, get along with people, light intersection; When you encounter something, think calmly; For people and things that are not worth worrying about, forget them decisively. Don't be too paranoid about others and yourself, learn to look down on them. Don't do whatever you want, don't complain casually, sometimes careless complaining may bring misunderstanding to others. Everyone will have more or less dissatisfaction in their hearts. When things go wrong, don't think of complaining first, but learn to filter and resolve his dissatisfaction.

7. God gave us this heart to love, not to hate. You should know that loving someone is much happier than hating someone.

Eight, this year, the greatest love between lovers is no longer inseparable from life and death, but selfless. It is unrealistic to want someone to accompany you to death. It's hard enough to find someone who can be selfless to you first. Nowadays, people attach importance to themselves first. Selfishness is the norm. Only when a person loves you very much can he give up himself and sacrifice for you. Therefore, selflessness is a kind of love.

Nine, life is alive, more or less will experience some emotional twists and turns. As the emotional route in life goes further and further, looking back, the past is all in the memory of the impression, joys and sorrows, joys and sorrows. Those who are surging in life, in their hearts, the grassland where love once set foot, do they still have a precious emotion to remember the lost time, but we will eventually miss some people who can accompany us all our lives.

Ten, miss a person, you don't have to meet every day, you don't have to own or destroy each other, you don't have to miss him so much, but you will always think of him several times a day. When you can't hear his voice, you will worry about him. When a person is away from home, he will miss the time with him.

Stand on tiptoe, can we be closer to happiness?

On the night of graduation, you said I watched you go, and you left first. I said you go first, and we had a long argument. Finally, you go south and I go north. We agree that no one should look back, because we know there is no turning back in life. At that time, we were so in love!

Thirteen, everything will run out one day, the sun will run out, the air will run out, the fuel will run out, and the energy will run out. Patience will run out, fighting spirit will run out, why can't love run out? -"The Lost Stray Dog"

In this city, I believe there will be that kind? A person, thinking the same thing, with similar frequency, arranged to meet me at a lonely exit of a station.

15. Shut your mouth, including yourself. This is a virtue.

When night comes, I still keep my eyes open, because I see the traces left by you in the moonlight.

Seventeen, in the days of waiting, study hard, be modest and ingrained, so that you can flourish in the future.

Eighteen, forget that person, it is better to forget yourself, tell yourself, not afraid that he will forget, but afraid that one day he will think of you again. Years take away memories, but memories will become clearer and clearer.

Nineteen, there is a person who knows you is the greatest happiness. This person may not be perfect, but he can read you, go deep into your heart and understand everything in your heart. The person who knows you best will always be by your side, silently guarding you and not letting you suffer a little injustice. People who really love you don't say much about loving you, but do a lot of things that love you.

Always remind yourself: don't refuse because you don't understand, don't turn a deaf ear because you don't like it, don't draw conclusions because you think so, and don't think you are right because most people think so.

Twenty-one, some people leave and never come back, so waiting and hesitation are the most ruthless killers in this world!

Twenty-two, the years are extremely beautiful, because it is bound to pass. Flowers in spring, moon in autumn, snow in summer and winter. If you are in full bloom, the breeze will come.

If you really love someone, don't be too eager to be nice to him. You do everything to the extreme now. What can you do in the future? You can only get worse slowly, which will make him more and more dissatisfied with you. Let him know your shortcomings, your joys and sorrows. If he can tolerate your shortcomings, you can gradually show your strengths, so that love can have a good result. You can't look up in love, and most humble love will die.

24. Being infatuated with someone is like being possessed. No matter how smart a person is, he will empty all his feelings by any means. Once he wakes up, he has no feelings, and it is only natural that he becomes heartless. -"Happy Fish Cheeks"

Twenty-five, when I was a child, I took many beautiful photos and showed them to others; When we are old, we know that these photos are for ourselves. Therefore, to cherish the present is to respect tomorrow.

Your heart is the place where I want to come back wherever I go. Warm strings

Twenty-seven, leave with a turn, forget with a lifetime.

Twenty-eight, meeting is a matter of two people, leaving is a person's decision, meeting is a beginning, leaving is to meet the next departure. This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

Life is like a dance, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not accompany you to the end.