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Realistic emotion: I heard that you regard Erlang God as your master.

1. You came through thick and thin, and I have nowhere to hide. You're gone, the seasons are out of order, and my old illness is incurable.

2. Life is a train to the grave, and there will be many stops on the way, so it is difficult to be accompanied from beginning to end.

The more I grow up, the more I feel that silence is better than telling grievances and unwillingness.

Sometimes alienation is not hate, but love and helplessness. I don't want to wait for failure with expectation, so I have to pretend to be generous and go first.

Life is not your mother, and I won't spoil you. So what if I cry? Dry your tears, stand up and keep running.

6. Bad luck is not terrible. What is terrible is that you still believe this sentence.

7. You will never know how strong you really are until one day you have no choice but to be strong.

8. When you are constantly worried, it means that you need to go out and see the world. See different scenery, meet different people and things, and you will know that your fault is to think too much.

9. Don't drink or get drunk, because the feeling of being half drunk and not drunk is too sober, which reminds people of old feelings or old love.

10. Young tears will not flow in vain, but pain and pride will exist in this life.

1 1. You need someone to comfort you.

12. Some things can be changed without hard work, just like the RMB in 50 yuan is beautifully designed, and it is not as attractive as the RMB of 100.

13. Dignity is such a thing, you have to have the power to defend it, otherwise it will be a shameful life.

14. I have lived a wonderful life according to my own wishes. I am not rich or expensive, but I am not short of money. I came from a good family and met a cool friend for no reason. I have loved and been loved. I think that's enough.

15. The person who really knows you is the one who can see the pain in your eyes when others take your smile seriously.

16. As long as I am indifferent, there is nothing the Monkey King can do about me.

17. If you are in a bad mood, come back to me. I'll buy cigarettes, drink and find a place. Remember to come back to me.

18. Man, there is nothing to want, nothing to cherish, nothing to know until it is lost, and nothing to know can be recovered.

19. I am a little devil in the eyes of others, and I am a poor bastard who secretly likes you.

20. People always have to have a little temper to be worthy of themselves.

I became a father. Tell me about being a father.

1. This is the first day of my daughter's birth. I was so happy that I finally became a father.

2, life has to go through various roles, men are bitter men, but they are very tired but have no regrets, holding grass ~ who said that they have to be fathers, but when everything comes, it is not so terrible.

If you really have children, men will naturally grow up. It's no use thinking about it when you have no children. My dad told me that it takes time to mature. If you haven't experienced it, 100-year-old people feel the same as 20-year-old people when they are fathers.

4. Be a father! Very happy! Mother and daughter are safe! Thank you dear daughter-in-law! I love you!

5. Waiting is anxious, and being a father soon is exciting. Come on, honey.

6. My good friend, long time no see, told me today that he was promoted to father, which really surprised me and made me happy for him.

There are so many things in the world that I became a father inadvertently, which may be related to my age. I'm at a loss. I am really happy and excited when I am happy, but after I am happy and excited, I am worried and scared.

8, one year older! I am very happy to receive my friend's blessing. I've been like this for years. I am very happy and moved. And I know that my old friend has been promoted to be a father again, and there is a baby daughter. Between the lines is full of fatherly love and sweetness. I'm so happy for him!

9. It is a happy festival to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with my family. The most important thing is that I'm going to be a father, which is the happiest thing this year. Thank you, wife.

10, outside the delivery room, the maternal husband was waiting anxiously when he suddenly heard the child crying. The man shouted happily: Haha, I'm going to be a father! Then the doctor came out and said with a serious expression that there was bad news and good news. Which do you want to listen to first? The man said nervously, listen to the bad news first! The doctor said: The bad news is that your child has only one left hand! The man quickly asked, what's the good news? The doctor said: The good news is that your child also has a right hand! Ha ha ha, doctor, do your family know that you are so naughty?

1 1, many men suddenly understand the truth that their fathers love mountains when they become fathers. Usually they just stay there and do nothing, just stand there! Stop!

12, our family Jay became a father and suddenly wanted to listen to his voice and his songs. He cried with joy. I remember the last time he got married. Since then, there has been another little princess in my world. Good night, Big Zhou Zhou and Xiao Zhouzhou, and beautiful Ge Kun.

13, the only fan in my life, became a father. Should I be happy or happy?

14. It's good to be a father today for the big boy I have loved for many years. I'm especially happy for him. May he be healthy forever.

15, this scene should have been normal for a long time, but it still makes people feel very emotional! Local anesthesia, pain, heartbreak just for that cry! The man cried. I don't know whether he thinks women are lucky or that he has become a father, but he is very excited! Someone is sad to leave again! Three men, same place, different moods.

16, my good brother's child was born, 3000g, a boy, and when he became a father, he felt that the whole person was different.

17, when I became a father, I was very excited and wonderful to see my daughter really coming. I thank my wife for her hard work and my family for their company. My daughter is very healthy, and I am very happy, as if I saw the beautiful girl standing beside me in an instant.

18, when a woman is pregnant, she thinks she is a mother, but when a man is a child, she doesn't necessarily think she is a father.

19, congratulations on becoming a father. The identity of Martians has changed. So sensitive, my tears came out inexplicably, both happy and sad.

20. I am very happy. I am going to be a father. Thank you.

2 1, I'm going to be a father, so happy [hee hee], so happy [haha]. I will try to be a good husband who loves his wife, and I will also be a good father who loves and cares about his children. Come on, come on, come on

22. Here we are! I don't know whether to be happy or sad at my age! In the afternoon, I chatted with her and said that I was going to be a father, although I told myself not to think too much and not to care about anything! But the only thing I want to have a baby is so difficult.

23. I always want to describe the mood of being a father in a thousand words, but I can't replace it with words. This is a feeling, a feeling of remembering. Anyway, thank you, daughter-in-law Thank you for your hard work. May the baby grow up healthily and happily.

I'm glad I'm going to be a father. You will see the children in a few months!

25. I finally became a father. In my father's words, I'm afraid to go to work at night. Now my son is a bright light, which makes my road no longer lonely.

26. Today is 65438+10.3. I want to tell the world that I'm going to be a father. Are you happy?

27. I learned that my first reaction to becoming a father and my feelings towards my newborn son all added a responsibility to my shoulders. Remember what my father said to himself: No matter what path you choose to take, once you decide, you should learn to take responsibility for yourself and bear all the consequences. Let's go

28. Men must be generous and tolerant, regardless of money and other people's evaluation of you. I'm going to be a father, and watching my daughter-in-law give birth to a child, I think it's really not easy to be a mother! ~ you don't know how expensive rice is if you don't keep the house. I don't know my parents' kindness if I don't raise children.

When an idiot stops doing it, it means she is unhappy.

1, now I find that it's not that I forgot everything, but that I never kept it in my heart.

I am alone just to see you.

Only in the mysterious and intuitive world can it come into being and exist.

The simple thing is that I miss you, but the difficult thing is that we are not together.

If we can't meet, it means we don't need to meet.

6. After many years, if you are not married and I am not married, will we still choose to be together?

7. Ignorant and infatuated people, what's the use of sadness? It is better to be smart and comfortable in people's minds.

8. Killing and setting fire is just a bullet. If you offend a woman, you might as well die.

9. What I fear most is that I have decided to lead my own life. Without you, I suddenly received your letter.

10, even if the teacher said wool, seniors can knit sweaters.

1 1. Happiness has forgotten the way, so we must find it or wait for it.

12,-Although you are my Youlemei, the trash can is your ultimate real destination.

13, people who care always have a way to poke the pain in one sentence and make you feel pain from the inside out.

14, when an idiot doesn't make two more mistakes, it means she is unhappy.

15, you and time are fickle. /Shuo Shuo/

16. If you want to be good to yourself, you must be hard on yourself first. The harder you work, the better you will become. See if you dare.

17, those promises you made laughed at me one by one.

18, let him go. One more word is enough.

19, I won't bow my head, I don't know how to keep it. This could be me.

20. The group of people described by my parents as friends of friends gave me unique youth.

2 1, I would rather be silent with tears than smile with blood.

22. The memory deeply left in my heart has intervened in my life, full of magnetism and subtle sadness.

23, my god! What did we do wrong?

24, you say, when night comes, is it black first, or black first?

25. Not every relationship will have a happy ending like the story.

26. Be kind to yourself. Don't think about anything when you are in a bad mood. Go eat what you like.

27. I just look at you from a distance, an agreement that is doomed to have no ending.

28. After I wrote this passage, I will never talk about you again.

29. * * Who is not wandering from one embrace to another?

30. Don't mention the past. You are the past I can't go back to. ...

3 1, wife, I just saw a woman with long legs and looks like a stewardess. Is it? I'll give you another chance. You can say it again. Wife, I just met an old lady, dressed in enchanting clothes and with long legs. When she saw it, she came out to live. Well, be careful what you say next time. 1 1. Swearing is a thousand times cleaner than lying!

32. I believe someone will like everything about me, including my gentleness.

33. What kind of touch can directly warm the mind?

34. Secret love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

What you have now will become someone else with your death, so why not give it to someone who really needs it now?

Let's go to see Gesanghua when you are free.

37. I just feel a little distressed. It doesn't matter. Consider it a heart attack.

You can have fun with me, but you can't stay with me for long.

39. I heard. He changed his girlfriend again.

Sometimes, I need to cheer myself up and move on. I have no choice but to be strong.

4 1, make me cry. After tonight, I have no reason to cry without restraint.

Say something about the beauty of snow: I heard that it snows in your city?

Say something about the beauty of snow: I heard that it snows in your city?

He still yearns for the snow on Long Island and the singing of songbirds on Mount pampas. It took me a long time to realize that there was no snow on Long Island.

When it snows heavily, can we walk all the way to Baishi without an umbrella?

In winter, I want to walk in the snow with you, not for romance, but for growing old together.

Your hair is like snow, and you are sad to leave.

It never snows in the city where I live, but my memory is full of cold feelings.

I saw it snowing. I'm so happy. It's a pity that I was the only one standing and watching.

You are a thousand piles of snow and I am a long street, afraid that the other side will collapse at sunrise.

This Jianghu is as lonely as snow. Teenagers are old before they grow up.

In the dream, the light snowflakes fall in succession and disappear silently in the sea. The so-called flower is just a dream, just like his love. In this life, I will never see you again.

I am thinking that somewhere in my heart, I have lost my memory and enthusiasm, and the snow has been falling.

Tonight, there is no snow, no sunshine, no sadness and joy.

Life is too barren and lonely as snow.

You are a thousand inflammation, and I am a thousand piles of snow. I hope time will condense and not be annihilated. If time is instantaneous, I will destroy you, and we will never meet again, and we are even.

At the moment, I feel extremely cold. Not because of the cold and heartless snow falling from the sky, but because of the heartless heart that makes you turn around.

This is my world of mortals. Flowers bloom in an instant and the snow is chaotic. I can hold every killing knife, but I can't hold a tear from my heart.

Will you cherish me when the equator keeps snowflakes and tears melt fine sand?

People without love are always lonely, even if people are crowded around them. People with love, wandering around the world, are never lonely.

Even if the world is dyed white by snow and ice, I will be stubborn green for you in a corner of the world.

Snow is like a flower, floating all over the sky, pure and white, just like white pear flowers flying all over the sky.

Residual snow, slowly melting, leaving incomplete snow, left alone on the broken bridge.

I like you, unlike those who praise you in the snow and are spurned by the melted soil in the snow.

I don't like the sea, snow, spring, summer, autumn and winter, and anything that can give poets a reverie. Without you, I can't have so many romantic feelings.

I only know the beauty of snowflake, but I never thought it would break when it landed.

Such a heavy snow, such a late night, I don't know why I suddenly remembered that I have never, ever, experienced a snow with you.

Snow covered the forest, dyed the crimson sunset, and burned my lonely footprints.

I dreamed that it was snowing, and you ran to me in the snow. I want to hug you with open hands, but I embrace the falling snowflakes in the sky and the thoughts in my heart.

Immature as soft snow just falling in early winter, scattered and melted in my heart. The joy of seeing snow at first sight, like love at first sight, occupies a corner of my heart.

I really want to let a little light snow float in the sky, and let this empty world have something that is not lonely.

Two people, but only one line of footprints. Footsteps rustled in the new snow, mixed with voices. Without tung flowers, snowflakes are beautiful.

Snow is a broken-winged angel that landed on the earth. And you, on earth.

Traveling thousands of miles to say goodbye to you, on the first and last snowy night.

Qingshan is not old, it is a snow-white head; The heart is a castle, and the king is you.

Life is like a new snow. You should be careful with every step, because every stay will leave traces.

You may believe that daffodils are white, snow is white, and albatrosses are white. Ah, no! There is only one thing in the world that is white, and that is her hand.

My life is a heavy snow, with your breath in it.

Snowflakes are my waiting all winter. In this bustling world, I hit Tsing Yi, walked through the snow, and watched snowflakes fall gracefully from the sky. I picked up a snowflake and wrote a beautiful poem, just to get your smile in the dim light.

Snow falls in the heart and purifies the soul.

The most beautiful ornament of life, watching the sky, watching the snow and watching you.

Once we held hands, once we were happy and sweet, once we were together, and finally, we disappeared in a silent breakup. I have to say that my life is full of irony. Snow, quietly floating, heart, quietly hurting.

Winter is suitable for hibernation, and all the memories and thoughts are buried in the thick snow, including you.