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Sketch script

The first company in the world

People in the play:

Wang Hao, Grandma Tan, Teacher Lu and the old man with red hoop (played by actors)

There is a movable scene notification desk on the stage. When performing, flip the scene board to indicate the scene change.

[At this moment, the sign on the spot reads: In front of the canteen.

[PG One comes out of the canteen with a meal, and sees a Xiao Mu sign on the ground that says "attract fellow villagers".

[He put' re' in a conspicuous place again, and then squatted aside to eat, paying attention to whether anyone came to see' re'.

[Li Xiaoyao is carrying several thermos bottles.

Li Xiaoyao (shouting inside) ... Wanda, buy five braised pork for Liu Er, five! ..... Don't be afraid he won't pay, swipe my card. Yes! Is to spend your own money! Last week, he bought me four servings of beef at a time, and I didn't give him any money ... (accidentally knocked over Wang's' wooden sign) Yes! Five portions of braised pork, support him to death!

[Li Xiaoyao cheerfully turn round and then walk, and conveniently kick at the foot of the're.

Wang Hao (unhappy) Hey, how could you? You won't help me after kicking off the wood?

Li Xiaoyao (looking back) Oh, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I ...

Wang Hao didn't see it? What about the kick you kicked?

Li Xiaoyao, did I kick it, too? Really? (Thinking) How to kick? Dude, although I'm not a national elite in Li Xiaoyao, I read sage books anyway, thinking about benefiting mankind. ...

Wang Hao, you obviously kicked.

Li Xiaoyao really kicked, and it was definitely not intentional. Jia hurt Lin's sister. That's called accidental injury. I call it a kick by mistake. ...

Wang Hao (embarrassed) You go. (Put away the "wooden sign") It's my bad luck that my mouth is overweight!

Li Xiaoyao (coldly) Hey, what do you mean?

Wang Hao is boring.

Li Xiaoyao: Hey, hey, hey, I already said I didn't see it. ...

Wang Hao, can't you just say you're sorry?

[two people had a fight and didn't speak, TanJing was on the phone.

TanJing ... I know! Shenlong Building is the tallest building in China. Gold ingot company is the best company. It's not easy for dad to find this place for me, but I just don't want to go! ..... Mom, just let me find my own internship place, just this once! Please ... mom, I'll call you later. Goodbye! (reading "collecting researchers") ... I plan to invite three or five workers to set up a company during my internship ... PG One? Hey, who's PG One? Who's PG One?

Wang Hao (turning his head in argument) Me! (looking back again) ... I can make it clear, but I won't say it when you are so loud!

Li Xiaoyao, I'm not leaving until you tell me! I'm telling you, I'm not talking loudly, I'm talking passionately, okay? As the ancients said, there is awe-inspiring spirit in the chest, and Lingyun's ambition is born. ...

TanJing, are you PG One from the Economics Department? Did you write this notice about the establishment of the company?

Wang Hao is.

Li Xiaoyao (stops on page 1) Hear me out! ..... As the ancients said, there is a noble spirit in the chest, and Lingyun's ambition is born. ...

TanJing (to Li Xiaoyao) This classmate, please wait a moment. (Turning to PG One) Hello, PG One, this is TanJing from the Department of Mathematics.

Hello, Wang Hao and TanJing!

TanJing, what kind of company do you want to set up?

Wang Hao, a company that doesn't need investment, was dissolved after the internship.

In this century, the campus of Li Xiaoyao University is rich in this kind of elite heroes who use purses and schoolbags as tools to commit crimes. ...

TanJing (ignoring Li Xiaoyao) tell me more.

Wang Hao, my idea is: during the three-month internship, instead of working in a company for a long time, we should set up a company, design it ourselves, operate it independently, improve ourselves and increase our ability. ...

TanJing has a point!

[Li Xiaoyao in words, had to go away to see the notice on're.

Wang Hao can't invest heavily because the company is short-term: besides, we have no money to invest. ...

Li Xiaoyao, then you can only help the company or something, and you don't need anything. ...

Wang Hao is right! I just want to be a help company.

Tan Jingbang company? Can I join in?

Li Xiaoyao, what's wrong with this? Didn't you see him pretend to kidnap women and children? We are recruiting people to join us!

TanJing, I think his idea is quite good. This classmate ...

Li Xiaoyao, don't do this. Li Xiaoyao, Chinese Department of Humanities College, is at large!

TanJing (laughs) Hey, are you also in the internship period?

Li Xiaoyao is!

TanJing, get on the job! Let's do it together.

Li Xiaoyao, me? We are fighting to the death. ...

Wang Hao (holding out his hand) welcomes you two to start a company with me!

[TanJing shakes hands with PG One, but Li Xiaoyao pulls his hand back.

Li Xiaoyao, don't! I don't want to be Yang Bailao. ...

Wang Hao, I know what you mean. We founded the company, and we discussed the articles of association together. Is it okay?

Li Xiaoyao is very good! I'm going in!

[Quiet. Three people look at me and I look at you, all a little excited, yearning and uneasy.

TanJing (look at the two of them) We really run a company?

Li Xiaoyao (closing his eyes sadly) There is no road in the world. If there are more people walking, there will be a way.

Wang Hao Xiaoyao, you are from the Chinese Department. Tell me, what is the name of our company?

Li Xiaoyao (eyes a bright) have! Come here!

[Li Xiaoyao called two people to the back of the stage, took out a sign that said "the world's first company" and stood on the ground.

[Scene card: dormitory.

Grade one students are reading, Li Xiaoyao is playing computer games, and Tan Jingshou is by the phone.

TanJing (finally unbearable) Li Xiaoyao, have you sent out the company flyer?

Li Xiaoyao (absent-minded) What are you talking about?

TanJing works miracles all day. Li Xiaoyao, you must not have sent a flyer.

Li Xiaoyao ... What? I didn't send it or post it? No! /kloc-I rode around 97 dormitories in 0/24 hours, and the whole school wall was made into a skin disease by me. ...

TanJing, since you posted it, why didn't a customer come to your house for so many days?

Wang Hao, who said there were no customers? Didn't you just help light light two days ago?

Li Xiaoyao, don't mention the light light blue thing, that's really "help"! I didn't make any money, but I posted a lot ~ ~ ~ ~

[The phone rings, and TanJing grabs the receiver.

TanJing (picks up the receiver) Hello, the world's first company, our company is dedicated to serving you ... Mom, it's you again ... How many times have I told you that the company's business is very busy, so don't keep calling ... Very good, very busy, really good, very busy ... Mom, I'm very busy, I hang up, ah ...

[Three people looked at each other, are a little tired.

Hello, Li Xiaoyao. Nobody came to our company anyway. Tell me, what are you doing in our company? I will take the lead. The personal purpose of coming to the world's first company is for Marni! All over the world, everything is for profit, and everything is for profit. But I didn't expect it to be so difficult to earn a few pennies! Ah! Tears are floating in my eyes, and my heart is lost in the troubled early summer. ...

TanJing ... I came to the company to help myself. My parents arranged my life for the first 20 years. I'm not afraid of your jokes. /kloc-learned to peel eggs at the age of 0/5. On the day of college, it was the first time that no one took my hand and crossed the road. My mother said, Jingjing, you don't have to worry about anything. If you have a car, a house and money at home, you just have to worry about it ... so, I especially hope our company can succeed! I just want to tell my parents to stop worrying about me.

Wang Hao, I came to the company because I want to be Bill Gates and Rockefeller. Learning to do small things, learn to communicate with people and learn to turn plans into reality is the first step for me to realize my ideal. Therefore, I attach great importance to our company. ...

The phone rang again, and no one answered this time.

Li Xiaoyao TanJing, pick up. Your mother is here.

TanJing (picks up the phone) ... Hello, ... Yes! It is the first company in the world! Yes! Yes! ..... what? How many people? Three or four? What place? All right! I got it. We're almost there! (hangs up the phone) We have something to do. Let's get to work!

[Scene card: 3 10 dormitory.

[On the wall, there are various forms.

【 TanJing is answering the phone, recording the business on the form while answering it.

TanJing ... I repeat: five four-yuan lunches, delivered to No.9, Building 3, Graduate School Building at six. Ok, we'll send it to ... (ringtone) Hello, the first company in the world ... pick up the phone? Two o'clock in the evening? ..... The company sent two boys to accompany you to the railway station. The charge is like this. The transportation fee is yours, which is charged per person 10 yuan. All right! The first company in the world is dedicated to serving you. (PG enters the door)

TanJing (looking at the watch on the wall) PG One, flowers and cakes are delivered to Room 607 by Liu She Lake at 3pm. Remember, it must be at three o'clock sharp, neither early nor late.

Wang Hao knows! This is the first anniversary of the birth of Pan Pan, the puppy, and the half anniversary of the love of the dog owner.

TanJing (pours water for PG One) PG One, have a drink.

TanJing, Wang Hao, since we started our business in light light blue, I really didn't expect our company's business to be so good.

TanJing, that's true! I heard that light light blue promoted the company everywhere and became a free living advertisement for the company.

[Li Xiaoyao shouts in the audience with an electric horn.

Li Xiaoyao ... Dear customers and classmates, the new business of the No.1 company in the world is as follows: to provide you with a broad free space; Take CET-4 and CET-6 for you, and relieve the deep disaster brought by foreign devils; Acting for uncles, aunts, grandparents to apply for all positions related to formalism, such as economists, accountants, political engineers, lawyers, etc. The price is negotiable. ...

[PG One and TanJing hear Li Xiaoyao's voice and walk to the door.

Wang Hao Li Xiaoyao, what are you talking about? Come here quickly! (entering the door)

Li Xiaoyao, my brothers and sisters, my thoughts suddenly came to me today. I think we should do a good job in the original assistance projects and strive to develop related industries. (takes out a piece of paper) Look at what I wrote, a brand-new project of *** 12 ~ ~ ~

[Teacher Lu adjusted her glasses and was about to knock at the door to stop. He took out his phone and dialed.

The telephone in the room rang.

TanJing (answering the phone) Hello, the first company in the world ... Please wait a moment. Xiaoyao, your phone.

Li Xiaoyao (picks up the receiver) Li Xiaoyao, who are you?

Mr. Lu Xiaoyao, this is Mr. Lu.

Teacher Lu? Hello, hello. Teacher Lu, you ...

Teacher Lu Xiaoyao, I heard that you set up a company to help?

Li Xiaoyao, yes, did run a company, which was run by me and two students from other departments. ...

Teacher Lu is at ease. I want to ask your company to do something. This is very important. I want to have an interview with you. ...

Mr. Li Xiaoyao, please make yourself at home. You can ask us to do anything! Our company is located in Room 3 10, Bashe, lakeside. Teacher Lu, all the staff of our company will line up to welcome you. That's it, Mr. Lu. Goodbye. Comrades, the first company in the world is in full swing, and even Teacher Lu has come to see us. ...

Miss Wang? Is it the famous professor who teaches ancient literature in your college of humanities?

Li Xiaoyao: Yes! That's him! Confucius, Confucius, do you know?

TanJing is talking nonsense!

[Someone knocked at the door, and Li Xiaoyao opened the door. I didn't see who it was. I just talked to PG One and TanJing.

Li Xiaoyao, I tell you, Teacher Lu has studied Confucius. Confucius said, "Wen Shaole, I don't know the taste of March meat", so Yi lay in a pile of books for three years to study whether this meat is pork or mutton. ...

Did TanJing's conclusion come out? Is it pork or mutton?

Li Xiaoyao God knows what kind of meat Confucius ate! Teacher Lu is almost full. ...

Wang Hao (to Teacher Lu) Who are you looking for?

Teacher Lu, is this the first company in the world? I ...

(Return to absolute being) Teacher Lu, why are you here? I think ...

Teacher Lu, do you think that I will arrive in half an hour and praise me behind my back?

Mr. Li Xiaoyao Lu, I ...

Teacher Li Lu Xiaoyao, it seems that your achievements in ancient literature ...

(Anxious) Teacher Lu, you must. ...

Wang Hao (brings a stool) Miss Lu, please sit down.

TanJing (holding a teacup) Teacher Lu, please have a cup of tea.

Teacher Lu ...

Miss Lu Li Xiaoyao, stand aside and I'll get even with you later. Two students, you also come and sit down. (Look at PG One and TanJing) You are PG One from the Department of Economics and TanJing from the Department of Mathematics. Is the teacher right?

Teacher Tan, how do you know?

Teacher Lu, five advertisements of your company have been posted on my door.

Teacher Lu, I solemnly declare that I didn't post it. ...

Miss Wang Lu Hao, you want to see us. ...

Teacher Lu (holding glasses) Ah, well, your company is quite famous. Everyone in the school knows. I want to ask you to do something important ... (hold your eyes tight) I'm going to study and give lectures abroad recently, and I'm afraid it will take a long time, so ... (hold your glasses)

Li Xiaoyao Lu, you have raised your glass three times. The more glasses you are used to, the more important things you say. ...

Teacher Lu (laughs), can you stop interrupting? You sat down, too. Your score in ancient literature is ... 94. Don't laugh, I won't give you any points.

(To Wang and Tan) You don't know that 95 points given by Mr. Lu are all excellent students. How honored you are to get along with a quasi-genius. ...

Teacher Li Lu Xiaoyao, you talked too much just now. Be a man, be calm, learn and be calm. (Holding glasses) Students, what I want to ask you to do is very difficult. I've been doing it myself for more than ten years and I've never been able to do it well. Students, there are 5,000 yuan in this passbook, which is the fund I work for you …

Five thousand dollars for three people? !

Teacher Lu, as long as you can do things well, the teacher is willing to spend any money. Take this money first, and if it's missing, I'll give it to you ... (give the passbook to PG One).

Wang Hao (dare not answer) Miss Lu, please accept this money first, and then tell me what you want to do.

Teacher Lu, I'll tell you when you get the passbook. Here, take it.

Miss Wang, Lu Hao, we have never confiscated so much money. We are ... afraid.

Miss Tan, Lu Jing, if you don't tell us what to do, we really dare not accept this money.

Li Xiaoyao TanJing, what do you call this? Will Mr. Lu still let us do bad things? you ...

Teacher Lu (holding glasses) I asked you to cheat someone.

Three people. What? Cheating?

Miss Wang Lu Hao, who do you want us to fool?

Miss Lu, my mother.

Three people. What? Your mother?

[TanJing just sitting at the table, in front of her, there is a thick stack of data.

[Behind her, it is a huge photo of Zhang Zhongnian people.

[Li Xiaoyao reveals the site card: cheat the parent engineering headquarters.

Li Xiaoyao (proudly) Tanjing, come and have a look. How did this name come from? (Seeing TanJing motionless) TanJing, what's the matter with you? Stupid? (waving his hand in front of TanJing)

What is TanJing doing? Damn it!

Li Xiaoyao (pulls up Tan Jing) Come and see my masterpiece! How about (pulling TanJing to the scene card)? Is it fun?

[TanJing looked at the words on the card, staring at Li Xiaoyao, stretched out his hand and tore off the paper, knead into a ball.

Li Xiaoyao (anxiously) TanJing, what are you doing? I finally came up with this pleasant name. How can you tear it up?

TanJing, I forbid you to desecrate Teacher Lu and Grandma Lu. Li Xiaoyao, look at the message sent by Teacher Lu. Open your eyes and see! Grandma Lu has been looking for money for thirty years! Teacher Lu spent so much money to please her mother that we cheated ... no! Comfort mom, Li Xiaoyao, why aren't you touched at all?

Li Xiaoyao moved? As for it? This is called a show! Melodramatic! (Picking up a stack of materials) A professor's mother remembered her benefactor thirty years ago. How big is this goodwill? Seven dollars! In order to pay back the seven dollars, it took 30 years, traveled thousands of miles, visited hundreds of people and spent tens of thousands of dollars. ...

[PG One pushes grandma Lu in a wheelchair down from the audience.

Wang Hao is carefree, Tan Jing, come out quickly. Grandma Lu is here.

[Li Xiaoyao and TanJing run out of the house and help PG One carry Grandma Lu and the wheelchair into the house.

Grandma Lu (seeing the big picture in the room at a glance) looks like it! I really like it! Xiao Wang, uncle Qian is like this.

Grandma Wang, we made this by computer according to what Teacher Lu said.

Grandma Lu just likes it! I really like it! Today's computers are smarter than people's brains.

Grandma's name is Lu, and this is Uncle Qian in his forties. Uncle Qian is over seventy now, which is definitely not the case.

Grandma Lu, that was thirty years ago. My mouth was full of teeth, and now they are all gone. Young man, are you Xiao Li?

Li Xiaoyao is. Grandma Lu, her name is TanJing.

Grandma Tan Lujing!

Grandma Lu.

Grandma Wang, we invite you to show you this photo. If you think he looks like Uncle Qian, we'll go out and find one for you.

Grandma Lu (looking at the photos again) Actually, I have only met Uncle Qian once. Thirty years ago, he repaired shoes in front of the South District Hospital. When it was getting dark that day, I was hit by a bike. Uncle Qian took me to the hospital and gave me seven yuan for medicine. Only then did I know that his surname was Qian and he was a cobbler.

Grandma Tan, don't worry, we will definitely find Uncle Qian for you.

Grandma Lu (shaking her head) is worried that she can't find it. I've been looking for it for so many years, and so have your teacher Lu. ...

Grandma Lu, there is nothing in this world that the first company in the world can't do.

[Grandma Lu's cell phone rang.

Grandma Lu (answers the phone) ... Hey, Xiaoyu, wait for me at the hospital gate. I'll be right there. Hey. ...

TanJing, Wang Hao and Grandma Lu are going to the hospital to see a doctor. I have an appointment with grandma Lu's nanny to wait at the gate of the school hospital. Go and see grandma Lu off.

Tan Jingxing. Grandma Lu, let's go.

Wang Hao, TanJing, after you send Grandma Lu back, we will discuss the changes.

[TanJing promise, send Lou grandma.

[Li and Wang watched them leave.

sequential

Teacher Wang called Lu Hao back from abroad to ask.

Li Xiaoyao, we must hurry.

Wang Hao, let's go outside and have a look.

Li Xiaoyao: Yes, real uncles are hard to find, while fake uncles can always be found.

Anyway, Wang Hao, we have to try. Tell you what, let Tan Jing stay here and we'll go out and find it.

A trip to Li Xiaoyao

(Tan Jingshang)

How about the altar sutra?

Li Xiaoyao, let's go out to find money, and you stay in the company to do your business.

Wang Hao, if Grandma Lu comes, tell her we're looking. We have some clues, so let her rest assured.

Tan Jing is good, you go, I'm here.

[Li,]

Grandma Lu is in a wheelchair.

Grandma Lu Jingjing, Jingjing!

Grandma Tan Lujing! Why did you come out alone?

Grandma Lu came out to bask in the sun because of the fine weather. I want to stop by your house. ...

Grandma Tan, Lu Jing, PG One and Xiao Yao all went out to look for money. Grandma Lu, I have a good news for you. According to PG One and Xiaoyao, Uncle Qian has a clue.

Grandma Lu. Really?

TanJing, really! But the two of them were afraid of making mistakes and said that they would quarrel again and again, and 10 thousand yuan was gone. It is estimated that I will see Uncle Qian in ten and a half days.

Grandma Lu, that's ... great! Jingjing, you really have a way. At that time, grandma must be very grateful to you.

Grandma TanJing, look at what you said. Grandma Lu, let me push you around.

Grandma Lu will do it. Hey, Jingjing, how did your company get started? Tell grandma.

TanJing is also quite a coincidence. We all have to practice, don't we? We were all busy looking for a flat, and then ... [TanJing said while pushing Grandma Landing.

[Scene card: Street. [PG One and uncle's information with money in hand, with a bitter face on the railing. [Not far from them, an old man wearing a red iron ring is staring at PG One and Li Xiaoyao. [The sound of cars is endless.

I can understand that it is difficult to find a real uncle in Li Xiaoyao, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult to find a fake uncle. (Opening the paper in his hand) Look, a square face with money can't speak local dialect. I can speak the local dialect, and I am young ... [Li Xiaoyao crumpled the paper in his hand and tried to throw it away. [The old man with a red hoop darted over and waited in the back. [Li Xiaoyao and his paper roll, red hoop old man quietly put it back.

Wang Hao, I didn't expect it to be so difficult. I originally thought that I really couldn't find the right fake money, so I went to the troupe to find actors. I didn't expect to give him all five thousand dollars, and he still refused to come.

Li Xiaoyao doesn't want actors! Nowadays, actors are all asking for money in coffins.

What if Wang Hao doesn't look for it? Grandma Lu comes to see us almost every day. Really, I dare not look at Grandma Lu's expectant eyes. [Li Xiaoyao crumpled up the paper again, trying to throw it out, while the old man with the red hoop hurried over and kept behind. [Li Xiaoyao opens the paper again, and the old man with red hoop returns to his original place.

I can't believe this is happening in Li Xiaoyao. You can't find such an ugly old man in such a big city

Wang Hao will certainly find it if he takes his time. I can find it. I have to rehearse and learn to mend shoes. It takes time. Our internship is coming soon. ...

Li Xiaoyao (tearing the paper into pieces) is as kind as the sea, and Marnie is lovely! Let's keep looking. (throwing paper on the floor)

The old man with a red hoop (flying like an arrow) picked up the paper.

Uncle Li Xiaoyao. ...

Red hoop old man pick up the paper!

Li Xiaoyao I'm sorry, I'll pick it up, I'll pick it up.

Old man with red hoop (proudly taking out the invoice) I followed you for half a mile and finally caught you!

Uncle Wang Hao, listen to me. ...

Don't talk, old man with red hoop. It's none of your business. (For Li) Destroying the environment, a fine of 20. ...

Uncle Wang Hao, don't worry, we ...

Li Xiaoyao (excitedly) PG One, look at this uncle, look!

Wang Hao, you see? See what?

An old man with a red hoop. What? Do you still want to see it? Look, look, I'll show you!

Li Xiaoyao PG One, why don't you get it? Uncle Qian! Uncle fake money!

Wang Hao (suddenly enlighted) Yes! Yes! That's him!

[Scene card: rehearsal field. There are all kinds of shoes repairing tools in the room. [Li Xiaoyao, PG I, TanJing is rehearsing for the old man wearing a red ring.

Uncle Wang Qian Hao, did you just ...

Old man Red Ring, my name is not Qian, my name is Zhao.

Li Xiaoyao, I said, Grandpa, why don't you always begin to understand? From the moment you entered our school, your surname was Qian, and we all called you Uncle Qian.

If it weren't for sister Lu Guihua, the old man with the red hoop, I would never be uncle Qian.

Wang Hao, that is, that is. Uncle, you are wronged.

Li Xiaoyao: OK, let's start over. Uncle Qian, TanJing, get ready.

PG one, time and score, go!

TanJing, is that you ... Uncle Qian?

You, the old man with the red hoop ... (thinking) You ... are all osmanthus sisters!

Wang Hao (looking at his watch) is two seconds slow.

Uncle Qian, you are not only slow, but also more enthusiastic and happier. You look at my face, TanJing, and say your lines. PG One, you take command.

Wang Hao, get ready, let's go!

TanJing, is that you ... Uncle Qian?

Li Xiaoyao, you are a sweet-scented osmanthus sister!

Uncle Tan Qian Jing!

Li Xiaoyao osmanthus sister! (Holding TanJing with open arms) Sister Guihua! (TanJing avoids Li Xiaoyao) TanJing, how did you avoid it? TanJing, I can't hug you.

Wang Hao, TanJing, this is a rehearsal. It doesn't matter.

TanJing can't do it. My first hug should be reserved for my first boyfriend.

If you don't, Li Xiaoyao won't either. Uncle Qian, did you see my face just now? Do as I do.

Old man with red hoop, I don't think you are as good as me. I'm a fan of yours, you know? (Singing) Bao meditates in Kaifeng House. ...

Li Xiaoyao, come on, come on, keep rehearsing. Ready, go.

TanJing, is that you ... Uncle Qian?

You, the old man with the red hoop ... are all osmanthus girls!

Uncle Tan Qian Jing!

Red hoop old man osmanthus elder sister! (Stretching out her arms) Sister Guihua! [TanJing up to hug, red hoop old man dodged.

Uncle Qian, why don't you ... why don't you hug him?

Old man with red hoop, I ... Didn't you say you couldn't hug him?

Uncle Tan, it doesn't matter if you hug her, just like grandpa hugs his granddaughter.

Wang Hao, come again, come again! Ready, go!

TanJing, is that you ... Uncle Qian?

You, the old man with the red hoop ... are all osmanthus girls!

Uncle Tan Qian Jing!

Red hoop old man osmanthus elder sister! (Stretching out her arms) Sister Guihua! [TanJing hug, red hoop old man dodged again.

Uncle Qian, why don't you ... why don't you hug?

Old man with red hoop, I ... I can't hug!

Why doesn't Li Xiaoyao hug?

The old man with the red hoop (angry) won't hug him unless I hug him.

Li Xiaoyao, what should I do? If you promise to come, you must rehearse well. Don't promise to come if the rehearsal is not good! Do it again, this time! get ready ...

That old man with a red hoop can't row a boat! Resolutely do not row! [The old man with the red hoop sits on the shoe repair box and nails his shoes angrily.

Wang Hao (goes to the old man with the red hoop and squats down) Grandpa, we are too impatient. I'm sorry

Old man with red ring, sorry, I can't row either. If I say no, I won't row.

Uncle Wang Hao, please don't be angry. Think about it. Grandma Lu has been looking for money for 30 years, which is not easy. Now, Grandma Lu is seventy years old and in poor health. Maybe one day. ...

Red ring old man I ... I didn't say I couldn't rehearse, I said ... I didn't hug! Can't you hold it? As long as you don't hug me, I can queue up as many times as you want. ...

Li Xiaoyao (hurriedly leaned in) Don't hug! Don't hug! Uncle Qian, you can say anything!

Uncle TanJing, you're right. I don't think so either.

Is the old man with the red hoop really not hugging?

Uncle, really don't hug!

Old man Red Ring, shall we continue to line up?

Third master, keep rowing! put forward

[Scene Card: Rehearsal Field

[Li Xiaoyao. He put the shoe repair tools on the stage.

The light of Li Xiaoyao!

[The lights at the venue are on. Li Xiaoyao looked at it carefully and nodded with satisfaction.

[Li Xiaoyao sits on the stairs behind the stage, silently.

Li Xiaoyao (gets up again) lights the lamp, once again, to ensure safety.

The light went out and came on again. Li Xiaoyao sat on the steps again.

Li Xiaoyao (gets up again) lights the lamp ... don't come again. (shaking his head) What's wrong with me, Li Xiaoyao? I have been happy all my life, and I have been casual all my life. Why am I shaking now? (slapping his hand) Are you still shaking? See if you're still shaking? Lights! I'm sorry, I have no problem with it.

[Li Xiaoyao looked at his watch and sat on the steps again.

[Music, PG pushes grandma to land, and TanJing holds the old man with red hoop, relatively upward.

[Grandma Lu looks at the old man with a red hoop.

PG One and TanJing walk up the steps and sit with Li Xiaoyao.

[Quiet.

Grandma Lu, is that you ... Uncle Qian?

You, the old man with the red hoop ... are all osmanthus girls!

Grandma Lu and Uncle Qian!

Red hoop old man osmanthus elder sister!

Grandma Lu, brother!

Red hoop old man and sister!

The two old people came together slowly.

Grandma Lu and brother, I have been looking for you for thirty years.

Old man and sister with red hoop, why are you so stubborn?

Grandma Lu, brother, I have to pay you back seven dollars for my injury.

Red hoop old man, look at what you said, brother, is my seven dollars missing?

Grandma Lu, I said at that time that I would return the seven dollars to you.

Old man with red hoop, but I ... but I didn't promise to let you return it.

Grandma Lu and brother, I'm sorry. It rained heavily that day and it was dark. I was knocked down by a bicycle ... the cyclist ran away and you never knew me. You took me to the hospital and paid me back. ...

Red hoop old man and sister, everyone will do that when they see it.

Grandma Lu is, for this reason, but brother, I said I would return the money to you. But you don't know that I didn't pay you back when I was able to pay you back after my injury. I didn't tell anyone about it, not even my son. I paid you back seven dollars that day. I saw you from a distance. You were sitting in front of the hospital mending shoes, but I ... but I stopped ... brother, at that time, I was alone with three children, and I could live for ten days for seven dollars. At that time, I left, and I ... I didn't pay you back ...

Old man with red hoop (patting grandma's hand), sis, don't cry, don't cry, brother knows, knows everything.

Grandma Lu ... I have borrowed money from others all my life, and I have paid it back. Only seven dollars ... Later, I came to see you again, but you were gone and left ... (Paying) Brother, I found you today, and you can take the money my sister owes you.

Red hoop elder sister, elder brother, I ... believe ... take the money. ...

[Quiet.

The old man and his sister with a red hoop, really ... still want to see your brother repair his shoes?

Grandma Lu, brother, can you still repair shoes?

Red hoop jar old man! You see, I brought all the tools. Before you came, I was mending shoes for the children.

Grandma Lu, brother, let's go home first. You have to come and go a lot in the future, right? Let the children on board. ...

Old people with red rings (see three people) What do you think of them? Sister, don't call them. Let's go in and have a look. We'll be right back.

Grandma Lu can do it Let's leave now.

[Old man with red hoop pushes grandma to land.

[Quiet.

[Three people sitting on the steps, looking ahead, are in tears.

Li Xiaoyao, I ... I'm not crying.

TanJing, I didn't cry either.

Wang Hao, I didn't cry either.

Li Xiaoyao: I think the world is actually quite good.

Tan Jing is fine!

Wang Hao is fine!

[Finally, Li Xiaoyao shouted.

[PG One and TanJing also cried.

[Scene card: Street.

[Li Xiaoyao, PG One and TanJing push grandma to walk silently.

Grandma Lu (laughs) What's wrong with you today? Not a word?

[Three people looked at each other, or push the car.

Grandma Lu, as a child, you go back to class. The first company in the world is closed. It's okay. After graduation, open a bigger company, called ... the world's first company! This name will always be yours.

[Three people couldn't help laughing.

Grandma Lu, that's right Grandma just wants to see you smile.

Grandma TanJing, look, Uncle Qian is here.

They waved to the old man wearing a red hoop and shouted uncle Qian.

The old man came running with a red hoop on.

Old red hoop, what took you so long? I've been waiting for you for half a day. Come on, children, what do you want to eat? Today, my sister and I will treat you. You can go wherever you say.

Grandma Lu said, where to go.

[Three people you look at me, I look at you.

Steakhouse for three? Steakhouse! !

[End of the play]