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Talk about drunkenness

Drunk words and remarks are as follows:

1, wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

2. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even if I drink, I just want to get drunk.

3, the three major sorrows of the dinner: I didn't want to invite you, but I came with you, and you were awake when you checked out.

4, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, half a catty of walking, I am not leaving.

5. Alas, the moon can't drink water, and my shadow follows me blankly; .

6, wine will be full, flowers will fall.

7. Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

8. With a house, you can get people drunk, bury your head and cry, and let go of all the shame and secrets. It is home.

9. tables in pubs must be made thick and strong. In this way, drunken people can put all their sad failures and tears here and leave with peace of mind.

10, drinking is not for drinking, just can't stop my friends.

1 1, a piece of spring sorrow is waiting for the wine to pour, the boat on the river shakes, and the curtain moves upstairs.

12, wine style is style, and wine bottle is level.

13, a glass of turbid wine is Wan Li's destination, but Ran Yan hasn't lost his mind.

14, many people say that they can't forget drinking, but they still drink. The pursuit of drinking is not forgetting, but a temporary relief.

15, don't drink or smoke, and save countless money in three years.