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Things to do between lovers

1. Every time we meet for the first time after saying goodbye, we should give a solid hug. If we are in public, we should ask you to kiss my face. If there is no one, we should kiss my mouth.

Buy a small table that can be put on the bed. When we don't want to get up, we can stay under the bed, surf the Internet, eat and play chess.

There is a beautiful crystal vase. The flowers you bought me on the way back from work will be happily inserted even if they are wrinkled.

Learn a new dish every month.

Lying on your lap watching TV, let you bring me food.

I don't force you to throw away the photos of your ex-girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you can take my photos out of your wallet.

7. Formulate management regulations for two people, stipulating that it is ok to get angry in the cold war, but it is not allowed to exceed 25 seconds.

8. I want a big room with sunshine, bookcase, computer, wool carpet and hot tea.

9. Don't miss every book fair. You won't feel bad about spending money at the book fair, including a lamb kebab for 5 yuan each.

10. Two people are surfing the Internet in a room, talking to you through QQ, warning you not to seduce the chick sitting next to me behind my back.

1 1. Drive far away together, ask people hand in hand, and take pictures of all the beautiful scenery along the way.

12. Buy a couple's clothes every season, and the clothes of two people should be matched every time they go out.

13. Always use toothbrushes, towels and cups of the same style and different colors, and cover only one quilt.

14. Every time you travel alone, you bring gifts to each other, even if it is a leaf or a stone.

15. When you are free, make home furnishings by yourself and hang your own paintings on the wall.

16. I will tell you when I want to hug, so I must be satisfied.

17. Every time you cook, I eat enthusiastically, and then I ask to wash the dishes. Of course, if I cook, you should behave yourself.

18. Take the initiative to consider the other person's family and say what the other person wants to say but hesitates.

19. If the elderly are willing, they will be connected during the New Year.

20. Save a little money every month to be a luxury fund. If anyone has any extravagant hopes, two people discuss using this money to complete it.

2 1. Sit on your lap and help you shave.

22. Stand in front of the mirror and brush your teeth together.

23. In the morning, I depend on you to invite * * * and then two people are late for work.

24. Get along well with each other's friends. They often date or go out together, and spend weekends together when they have children.

No matter who you argue with, two people are always on one side. It is inevitable to quarrel only when there is no one else.

26. Encourage you to write novels and be the first reader. Help you find inspiration.

27. Say something that only two people can understand with the dialogue in TV series.

28. Give each other a cute nickname and suddenly call it out in front of outsiders.

29. Go to the vegetable market together, I bargain, you pay, and you carry it.

30. Wash your hair and massage your shoulders. Two people sat face to face, rubbing their feet.

3 1. When I am sick, I sit on the bed with you, lean my head on my chest, watch TV together, feed you medicine, and accompany you with injections.

32. Always sit next to you when driving out, touch your hand when you are in gear, and ask you to kiss at the red light.

You don't need to remember any brand of shoe polish, detergent and dripping water you use, but if you like, you'd better remember what brand of sanitary towel I often use, which may come in handy.

34. secretly buy back things you want to buy but are unwilling to give up.

35. Wherever you go, you will always think of each other's parents, brothers and sisters and bring them gifts. When buying presents for parents, they said it was their idea.

36. Make you western food, whether you like it or not, at least once.

37. Help you buy all socks, underwear, ties and shirts to ensure comfort, fit and beauty.

38. Help you pack your box when you are on a business trip.

39. Praise you in front of outsiders.

40. I will give you every chance to call you male chauvinism, but you will be my baby when I get home. You can ask me to do anything I want.

4 1. Buy an oven and a complete set of tools to make the most professional pizza and cheesecake, and let your family and friends praise you.

42. When you forgot your underwear in the shower, I didn't give it to you on purpose. I watched you swish into the bedroom and then smiled, chasing after you and continuing to tease.

43. Wipe your hair dry when you are happy.

44. Eat hot pot at home in winter.

45. Let's swim, exercise and play ball together, and save money to buy two membership cards for the health club.

46. Give your child a nice name and nickname.

47. If you want to keep a pet, go to the street to find stray cats and dogs to adopt and take care of them.

48. My snacks have a special cupboard for you to steal, but you should take the initiative to replenish them.

49. Be a person who can also give you advice at work. Calm discussions often make you sit up and take notice.

50. I won't bother you at work, I'll help you make tea and deliver snacks.

5 1. No matter how late you come back from overtime, I will wait for you to sleep together.

I'll knit a sweater for you, and I'll knit one for your parents if technology and time permit.

53. Always take a big photo and stick it all over the place.

54. Live abroad together for a period of time.

If the other party goes out to play with friends and can't go together, wait for the other party to come back without complaining.

56. The room is full of photos of two people.

57. There are always fresh fruits at home. Wash them and put them on the table and pick them up at any time.

58. When you get off work, you suddenly appear at the door of the unit, always thinking of giving you a surprise.

59. Swear to eat delicious food all over the world together.

60. Choose the color of the sheets and curtains together, as well as every piece of furniture at home, and personally supervise the decoration.

6 1. Set off firecrackers to cover your ears during the Chinese New Year.

62. Find a tree, carve each other's names and circle a big heart.

63. Walking hand in hand in the snow without footprints. Cover each other's hands with white air.

64. Buy a set of professional camping equipment and use it at least once.

65. Remind each other to eat vitamins and drink milk every night.

66. When we were sitting on the sofa watching TV, I folded the laundry while eating, and then forced you to say that I folded it neatly.

I won't force you to go shopping with me.

68. When you wake up at night, get under your arm, kiss you and go to sleep.

69. Be the first to tell you good news or bad news.

70. Discuss everything with each other, but respect each other's choices and support them unconditionally.

7 1. Spend every birthday together, try to stay with your parents, if not, at least call your parents.

72. Practicing a few duet songs is the envy of everyone in KTV.

73. There is a small board hanging behind the door, leaving messages to each other every day. Say I love you or I'm sorry.

74. Never say thank you.

75. When we are old, we will look at the photos of our youth together and tell the children stories of our love.

76. Standing on the edge of the railing, I enjoy the tenderness that you hold me from behind.

77. Use the same bank password. And memorize each other's QQ, MSN and email password, but leave some private space for each other.

78. When it rains, take an umbrella and let you hug my shoulder.

79. I often practice calligraphy, and I can write each other's names very well, and even imitate each other's signatures (without malice).

80. Look for different ways to travel, such as cycling, boating, horseback riding and even hot air balloon.

8 1. Try every newly opened museum, playground and memorial hall.

82. Listen to you carefully and don't be smart.

People often discuss whether you want a boy or a girl. Tell them to learn English from childhood.

84. Make good use of every 7-day long vacation and annual leave to accompany each other to realize their dreams.

85. Every farewell is to pray for the safety and health of parents, and then to pray for eternal love.

86. If you like my long hair, I will have long hair; If you like my short hair, I will have short hair; If you like my perm, I'll have it; If you like my brown, I'm brown.

87. Keep a potted flower, remind the other person to water it and give it some sunshine.

88. Buy me a bear. It is soft and can pose in any position. It can make me sleep by bike.

89. Don't hesitate to let you eat the rest of my meal.

90. When your buddy comes to you for a drink, take the initiative to go shopping with his good friend and give you a call before he comes back. If he is still here, I will go back to my parents' house and cook for you.

9 1. Don't hold the handrail on the bus, just hug your waist, secretly kiss you and rub your face.

92. If you come home drunk, please believe that if I am a little unhappy, it is all because of my love, but I will still take care of you patiently.

93. Change the layout of the room from time to time, as well as your own image and some of our habits, so that you will never get bored and feel fresh every day.

94. Take care of your health, plan your living habits and make yourself live healthier and healthier.

95. Try to make your parents praise me for being virtuous, capable and filial, and make your friends envy you for having a lovely wife.

96. No matter how busy and tired you are, you should also see that the room is clean, tidy and fresh, and there is enough food when someone visits.

97. Remember all the things you like and dislike. Let's get rid of picky eaters and feed each other something that you didn't like but is nutritious.

98. Never mind who gives in first after a quarrel.

99. Take all the responsibilities of the other party and fulfill all the wishes for the other party in case of accidents.

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