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The first shot was praised by the second circle of friends.

1, how can different roads lead to the same goal? Even if there is a break, don't live up to the encounter.

2. Be independent, strong, brave, live beautifully, and always be kind to yourself.

When I was a child, I thought that life was a leap in piano, chess, painting and poetry. When I grew up, I discovered that it turned out to be rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea.

4. Happiness is a moderate satisfaction. Satisfaction is a great blessing.

There are too many meanings in trying, such as giving yourself a queen's wedding.

6. Since I got mental illness, I feel much more energetic.

7. Women in love are idiots, and women after breaking up are poets.

8, gentle and easy, so please be gentle with yourself; Gentleness is rare, so please cherish the gentleness of others.

9. What if it's not perfect? Everything has cracks. That's where the light comes in.

10, girls just don't like it. The more you explain to her, the more energetic she is. If you kneel on the spot, she will have nothing to say!

1 1. Good things in this world will never last long. Be calm because you are sure.

12, I want to talk a lot of nonsense, I want to make this cold world warm.

13, the truth of life is hidden in the plain.

14, I want to show some clues to show you that I belong to a horse.

15, not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be paid.

16, we shared it so simply, as if we had decided to be together.

17, the happiest thing in the world is having someone make you laugh when you want to cry.

18, there are too many paradoxes in the world of love, even if you are careful, you may not get full marks.

19. Never change yourself for others. If they can't accept the worst you, they don't deserve the best you.

20, I love you, love is your heart, you make me feel, not your surface.

2 1, I always believe that even in the dark, I will come to an end and welcome the dawn.

22. Every careless word you said blossomed in my heart.

23. Life is a never-ending journey, and rich quietness is the most beautiful scenery along the way.

24. If I don't speak first in spring, which bug dares to reply.

25. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. Ask people less why and more why.

26, I am an island, who is the tide that can't get ashore.

27. Tell me what you don't like, and I'll do my best.

28. How can I explain to you that when I love you without hesitation, my fears are equally boundless.

29. I miss you to the extreme. Even when I am by your side, I will still think of you.

When the sky is dark enough, the stars will shine.

3 1, the left hand is much hotter than the right hand after all, just because your left hand is missing from the pulled right hand.

No matter what the exam is, don't forget and smile.

33. I married a lazy wife. In order to brush a bowl less, my wife actually let me eat in a pot!

34. A person's mind will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

35. I'm okay, neither bad nor bad, not surprised nor happy, but everything is just right.

36. From now on, your world has nothing to do with me, and my world is only worth seeing.

37. If you walk too much, you will get tired. If you are hurt more, you will be afraid; If you love too much, you will feel bored.

38. Life is all about meeting and parting.

Don't talk to me about sincerity ... you are no longer qualified.

40. Do these sneezes mean that I have a cold or that someone is thinking about me?

4 1, how lonely life is, it is always good to be remembered. Every word warms each other.

Happy Children's Day. Don't overwork yourself.

43. Lower your expectations and reduce your dependence, and you will live well.

44. Only talk about not practicing fake style, only practice not real style, and even practice full style.

45. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

Monks are fashionable because they all wear harem pants.

47. The Statue of Liberty told us with a book in one hand and a torch in the other. Study even if there is a power failure.

48. It's still sunny after the rain. I don't need your pity.

49. Get up earlier than chickens, go to bed later than dogs and eat less than pigs. This is the so-called student.

50. I want to go out and see the world. There are too many dreams waiting for me to take risks.

5 1. The day I took a beggar's bowl full of money, I actually cured him of his disability for many years.

52. May you travel all over Qian Fan and come back bald, while I am still the handsome young man.

53. Growing up is a very interesting thing. Inadvertently, we are no longer the same.

There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

55. Sorry, your smell is too strong, and I look too weak.

Sometimes, we do something wrong because we use emotions when we should use our brains.

57. I have two hobbies, static and dynamic. Quietly sleeping, moving over.

58. Don't yell at me. My daughter-in-law has a caller ID.

59. Besides cosmetics, knowledge, hard work and love are the most exquisite things for you.

60. How cruel life is, how strong you should be.

6 1, I am still me, without a smile, but with a hint of indifference.

62. Is the only reason for being single ugly? No, not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!

63. Without ambition, nothing is easy; It is easy to overcome difficulties with your heart. Cleverness comes from diligence; Greatness comes from the ordinary.

64. If you can enter my heart, I will be with you; If it doesn't enter my heart, I'm too lazy to elaborate.

65. After I took off my glasses, my world became blurred. Can you people who are not nearsighted understand?

66. Children, do you have many question marks? Why? Chinese New Year is coming, and you haven't met anyone yet?

You can't kill my work style, but I can kill your jealousy.

68. blame me for being too young. I didn't see clearly whether I was a man or a dog.

69. Everyone has a difficult book to read, but how could God give me an English book?

70. As far as your cowardice is concerned, all you spit out is dog teeth.

7 1, time is just a process of forgetting you for me, and this process will be forever.

72. For the rest of my life, be an interesting person and feel the poetry of life in fireworks.

73. You are my Youlemei. Have another drink after drinking.

74. I'm just too disappointed to have the courage to do something I don't want to do at all.

75. Some people, no matter how beautiful, are just passers-by in life, just to "borrow".

76. The star is a love letter from the Milky Way to the moon, and you are a gift from the world.

77. My wife wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.

78. When you are brilliant, you are surrounded by friends. When I was down and out, I didn't even have a dog around me.

79. Those who look good are called coquetry, and those who look ugly are called wild.

80. Our feelings were vague from the beginning, but in the end they were ridiculously clear.

8 1. What kind of house are young people in a hurry to buy? Can they find someone? Are they that ugly?

82. I choose tolerance, not because I am timid, but because I know I have to forgive others.