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If you don’t seek death, you won’t die. Funny verses and verses?

1*** If you don’t want to die, you won’t die. If you don’t want to die, then you will fight for death.

2*** I will try my best to become the kind of girl you like and then I will never be with you.

3*** Every time I chat with a girl, she Type "I" as "E". Is this hinting to me?

4*** If you don't follow me for a walk on the beach, I will push you into the sea

5 *** They said don’t chat with me anymore. If you talk about feelings, you are responsible.

6*** If I say I want to travel around the world, can I surround you?

7*** My deskmate, do you think I’m cute or not? How cute?

8*** Can you say good night to me in Pinyin from now on, w a n a n*** I love you love you***

9*** Teacher, Since you keep us up late with homework, we have no choice but to use your classes to catch up on our sleep.

10*** School girls, please give up and say shit. I can give you my boyfriend.

13*** When the weather gets cold, people with special personalities should wear more clothes to avoid catching cold

14*** If you know me but don’t know Wu Shixin, then it means you and me Not familiar.

15*** Boy, do you know that the English explanation of LOL is Lure Ove Love ***Seductive things ruin relationships***

16*** If If you don't think I'm out of tune, I'll give you a unique love song.

17*** My deskmate in front of me and my deskmate at the back are a big joke

18*** If you continue to ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun and it’s Tianjin. The most famous one

19*** I am not afraid of anything, even if I am alone all the time.

Net: Have you noticed that those who don’t like you are very ugly. Haha!