The original text is taken from a natural text in The Complete Biography of Gary the Boy. multiple spot

We are different from girls. When the girls get better, they will treat each other with snacks and plum blossoms. Friends have to be careful when asking questions, and often turn against each other for one sentence. Everyone knocks on chestnuts and sweeps their legs, which is also a sign of intimacy, otherwise friendship will be boring-who will be as good as a girl? Also, at least nine out of ten boys like to do something famous, especially Lu Zhisheng and me. They are like-minded.

-Diary from Gary

In the class committee, Chen, Chen and Chen are a small group, because the other three class committees are all girls, and these three female class committees are unfriendly, giving each other looks and often saying angry words. The three boys' class committees never take sides-who can figure out about girls?

In other words, Chen is the best among the elites of their three classes. He is famous for his developed ideas. He has a wide range of hobbies, and has a large stack of books on electronics, specializing in collecting pictures of various types of main battle tanks. He has been reading at home for a while, saying that he would invent a beetle tank. Later, I really made a model, a very small one, which can run forward with batteries.

But Gary didn't vote for it. Chen is thin, pale and wears a pair of glasses. He looks like a bookworm. He is so timid that people are afraid to get vaccinated. He may be able to make and design tanks, but he can never drive a tank to fight the enemy. If he wants to go into battle, he will not faint!

Zhisheng Lu couldn't find a bosom friend, so he was strongly dissatisfied and blamed Gary for not knowing the goods. He blew in front of Gary every day:

"Looking at Chen's bag. It's real cowhide. This is the style of scientists! "

"Forget it," said Gary. "Chen Jingrun is a great mathematician and his clothes are quite simple."

"Chen has a good temperament and looks very good."

"Good-looking people are not necessarily really good." Gary top 1.

Zhisheng Lu rolled his eyes, finally no longer silent. The next day, Gary found a note in his schoolbag, on which was written a swearing sentence, "You are a blind dog". It's signed "Detective" on the back. Gary rubbed the note and stuffed it into the desk of Shang Hong, the most caring girl in the class. Great, Shang Hong cried and shouted at once, turning it into a commotion. Things got so big that the dean was alarmed. Finally, after recognizing the handwriting, the fat detective was finally called into the office for a lecture.

As soon as the guy went out, he shouted at Gary, "You are really not a friend!" "

Gary kept silent and said with a smile, "Today is April Fool's Day!" " Put your hand on the hapless Lu Zhisheng's shoulder.

From then on, I not only admired Chen, but also candidly admit defeat. He has no merits, but one thing stands out: he is very self-aware.

The three of them worked together for half a year and were called "Three Musketeers". I don't know who said that two friends can be good for a long time, but the friendship between three friends is always prone to ups and downs, because people's feelings are not a balance, there will always be some ups and downs. No one studied the scientific nature of this statement, but the friendship between three musketeers suddenly faced a crisis. Of course, this crisis is principled and completely different from the contradiction between girls and dogs.

It happened shortly after the school anniversary, and the school was going to organize a quiz, with one player in each class. The class committee decided to send Chen because he is omnipotent and can win glory for the class.

"No, no, I can't." Chen said, "I can't spare the time to prepare these."

"The game will be held in two afternoons." Zhisheng Lu persuaded, "Look through the information tomorrow afternoon and play the game the day after tomorrow, and the contest will be over."

"Two afternoons? How many words can I recite! " Chen pushed his glasses and shrugged. "English learning only needs a continuity."

Chen went to an amateur school outside, majoring in English. His English signature is very beautiful. According to Lu Zhisheng, it has reached the level of foreign celebrities. When he speaks Chinese fluently, he always pops up some words unconsciously, and his movements are somewhat foreign. I heard that his father asked him to graduate from junior high school and take the TOEFL, and then went to his aunt in America. Chen is a rare dutiful son, so he plunged into the pile of foreign languages and became a bookworm, forgetting the friendship between "swordsman".

"Hello, hello." Gary said grumpily, "People always have some loyalty. Do you contribute to the class? "

Lu Zhisheng insinuated: "As soon as you appear, others will have no chance."

Unfortunately, that Chen is not much better than others. He won't make people dizzy in a few words. He listened politely and finally answered a word: no.

All the words wasted by everyone have turned into nonsense in this ruthless denial. Disappointed Lu Zhisheng would only have a relapse and muttered curses: "What a bad friend, you four-eyed dog. I really want to kick him to America to eat dry bread! "

Gary said, "We must try to teach him a new word."

"Forget it, he has a vocabulary of 3000 now." Zhisheng Lu was very angry, as if he had become the protagonist again. "It's better for him to teach you."

"I'll teach him to say-yes!"

"Oh, tell him to behave on behalf of the class, okay?" Lu Zhisheng said: "Even a fairy can't do it."

"I want to be a fairy."

They sat together and thought for a long time and came up with many stupid ideas, such as writing a threatening letter; Go and talk to his father; Hijack him to the competition venue. In short, they will soon die and be completely denied.

At this moment, Teacher Qi, who teaches foreign languages, passed by. He is a very neat male teacher, who doesn't talk much and has a low voice. In the student circle, he was told to drink three bottles of yogurt a day and eat only sausage bread instead of Chinese food. He said that he would speak a foreign language when he slept. I wonder if there is any basis for this allusion. He does have some townspeople with extraordinary bearing. The two of them stopped talking and watched him walk away.

"If only I could persuade Mr Qi! If possible, I would rather buy him yogurt. "

Gary also knows that Mr. Qi is a part-time teacher in a vocational school, and Chen is now his disciple. However, if an arrogant person like Mr. Qi comes to ask for help, he won't agree, and nine times out of ten, he won't either-Chen's tone may come from his teachings.

"No." Gary learned profound negation.

"I like it very much!" Zhisheng Lu shouted, "Have you forgotten the class that Teacher Qi took? That's his tone. Gary, you can really imitate, A level! "

"Really? ! Are you sure? "

"Absolutely!"

Li Jia said, "Well, Teacher Qi will call the Chen family tonight."

Zhisheng Lu thought for a long time, then turned the corner, smiled with his legs together, and said, "You can't get rid of me. We both came up with this idea. "

Naturally, there are only two swordsmen left now, so we must unite as one and share weal and woe.

That night, Gary, the two contemporary swordsmen, hid in Gary's small room and called Chen. Chen is not the kind of careless person, so it is exciting to compete with him.

When the telephone rang, I heard Chen calling out, "Hello, this is Chen Jia. Who can I talk to? "

Gary didn't answer, held his breath and put down the receiver. Zhisheng Lu turned on the Aihua miniature tape recorder and put on the earphone, which played authentic American spoken language.

"Are you Teacher Qi?" The other person's voice became respectful.

Headphones have been moved, which is very important as a background. Gary whispered, "aren't you preparing for the test?"

"No, it's too boring."

"No, no, although English learning needs a continuity, applicability is also very important."

"You mean there are English quizzes in the quiz?"

"Yes," a standard bass, which is completely Qi's style.

"Yes!" The other party said, "Thank you, teacher. I see. "

"No, you're welcome!" Teacher Qi has always been a golden word.

The phone hung up. For a long time, both miracle workers felt that they were dreaming. Coincidentally, Li Jia's sister Yamei pushed open the door and said, "You are sneaking around again! Why is it closed? "

I was reminded this time, haha, laugh wildly. In Mei Jia's words, they are like pirates. Hearing this, they were very proud and laughed even more exaggerated. Besides, they aimed at her and laughed so hard that she ran out of the room.

The next morning, nothing wonderful happened. Chen ran in a hurry and said to him, "Have you decided who will take part in the quiz?"

"No." Gary glanced at him. "You won't go."

"Well, then I'm leaving!"

Zhisheng Lu kept rubbing his nose, afraid to burst out laughing. "How did you come up with it?"

"Well ... since the class needs it." That gifted scholar actually smiled, smiling naturally, and it was difficult to distinguish between true and false.

"Thank you!" Gary said coldly. He didn't ask Chen again, because he knew that he would never tell someone like Mr. Qi, and even if he was killed, he wouldn't tell him. -Suitable for underground work. Gary just asked, "It won't change again, will it?"

"A word from a gentleman." Zhisheng Lu gained a little weight and got it.

"Yes!" Zhen Chen's got stuck. Clap hands with Gary.

Gary reported the list to the student union. He knew that he had really been an immortal once. Only Zhisheng Lu is still worried. He kept saying, "In case he meets Teacher Qi ..."

These fears are groundless, and everything is going well. Chen answered questions in the intellectual competition and won a gold medal for the whole class. The girls in the class have great respect for this Chen, as if he were the only outstanding boy in the world. Later, "Chen Re" spread to the next class and all the girls joined in. Lian Du repeatedly said, "Zhen Chen's is great!"

"Great, my ass!" Gary was angry. "The greatest is an unsung hero like me!"

"The unsung hero? There are unsung heroes in the movie! "

What is there to say to such a brainless girl? Gary can't reveal what happened, but he wants Chen to be angry with him, because there is no English question in the quiz, and Chen has to contact with Teacher Qi many times a week, so he must know the truth.

However, Chen kept silent about it, which made Gary a little sad. Several times, he wanted to go home with Chen, but Chen politely refused. Obviously, the friendship between the Three Musketeers ran aground.

We have to go our separate ways! Gary waved away his troubles.

But soon, the friendship between the two musketeers was almost destroyed, and this was Zhisheng Lu.

Zhisheng Lu is blood type O, and often claims that he is the material to be a hero. Yes, he talks about loyalty and boasting, but this guy is easy to show off. For example, when riding a bicycle, he wobbles, his eyes are half closed, and he looks like a drunk. In fact, he is sober, just pretending to be natural and unrestrained, thinking he is so beautiful.

Most importantly, he learned to smoke and became addicted.

Gary was the first insider, because Zhisheng Lu once took out a pack of cigarettes to propose a toast to him. When Gary hesitated, Zhisheng Lu proudly said, "Hey, is it worth hesitating? All the great men in the world smoke, Marx. Lenin and Balzac. " Then I lit a cigarette and took a sip, as if I had stepped into the circle of great men.

"Where did you buy this cigarette?" Gary stopped his cigarette. It's weird. He doesn't know how to swing, but he can't let Zhisheng Lu laugh at him as a hillbilly.

"buy? How can I have so much money! Marlboro cigarette dealers are six yuan a pack! I pack at least five packs and six packs a month! "

"Is that stolen?"

"Almost, my dad got it for me!" Zhisheng Lu said with alacrity: "This is called alcohol without cigarettes!"

"Be careful, he will give you an old fist when he finds out!"

"How can you let him know! There are so many people who give him cigarettes, it is a pity not to help him smoke! " Zhisheng Lu is addicted to smoking, immersed in his own legend. "Hey, why don't you smoke?"

Gary's heart beat, so he put the cigarette in his schoolbag and said, "I have a cough." I'll smoke it later. "

Unexpectedly, Zhisheng Lu has been obsessed with smoking. Once in class, the class teacher took a piece of chalk and copied an ancient poem on the blackboard with great interest. This guy named Zhisheng Lu thought of Marlboro when he saw chalk, and unexpectedly took out a cigarette-he usually hides in the corner and smokes a few mouthfuls, so he is furtive. I don't know how he can be so reckless this time!

Then, things came to light, and Zhisheng Lu became a tragic figure again.

Zhisheng Lu's father was called to school. The middle-aged man is also a black fat man, with some baldness on his head. He is exactly like his father, except that his facial features are enlarged and his face is a little slack. When he came, it happened to be a recess. On such a gloomy day, he met Gary in the corridor and didn't forget to nod. Gary thinks that the man with this face is predestined friends with him, and he feels close at first sight, because he immediately likes the man's demeanor and calls him Lao Lu in his heart. In another 20 years, it will become such an old Lu, appearing in the streets.

Lao Lu is the supply and marketing director of a big factory. He is a red man. He had brand-name cigarettes in his pocket and distributed them to everyone. It is said that he smokes three packs of cigarettes a day, and the half-life of cigarettes is longer than that of the equator. In any case, he is a top smoker. But this gentleman is very strange and doesn't want a successor who smokes, so he is very angry with his son for smoking!

Life in Zhisheng Lu has been uncomfortable since Lao Lu was linked to the school. Lao Lu has numbered all the cigarettes at home, so it is difficult for Xiao Lu to buy cigarettes. He can only collect some cigarette butts, no different from beggars. Even so, Lao Lu never gave up. He often rummaged in his son's pocket and found tobacco, which was furious.

"I look like a prisoner." Lu Zhisheng's mind is full of bitterness, "monitoring is everywhere."

Gary said, "Then you should give up smoking."

"You think I don't want to quit? It's hereditary. I quit a hundred times and failed a hundred times. "

"Can you buy some candy to quit smoking?"

"In order to quit smoking, I often smoke while chewing sugar." Lu Zhisheng said, "This is more enjoyable."

Just as Gary was trying to help this difficult brother, Lao Lu came to the campus again. This time, instead of going to the office, he went directly to the classroom and called Gary. Lao Lu is very diligent. She takes Li Jia out of school and leads her into a regular coffee shop, where the lights are very dim, as if to save electricity on purpose. Two people sitting face to face, Lao Lu politely ordered two cups of bitter coffee. To show his gratitude, Gary gulped it down.

"Good, refreshing!" Lao Lu said, "Enough friends."

Gary felt that his shoulders were lighter and his position was higher.

"I heard that you are resourceful, and Zhisheng Lu is very impressed with you!"

"I can't agree with him, he is my deputy!" Gary need not be too modest.

"That's great! It seems that only you can help him quit smoking. "

"This ..."

"No matter what you do, as long as he doesn't mind seeing cigarettes in the future!" Lao Lu patted his head. "It's over, I'll take you two out for a trip, fly!"

Wow, Gary can't sit still-there are few such good things in the world. I'm lucky to be in the last round. Only a fool will be indifferent!

From Zhisheng Lu's point of view, this Gary has suddenly become a mysterious figure, and he has been absorbed in reading a crumpled piece of paper. Stay together and read like you want to swallow that note.

"Hey, what's the matter?"

"Nothing! Nothing! I don't want to get involved in your trouble! " Gary whispered, carefully collecting notes. Such things often happen in one day. By the third time, Zhisheng Lu couldn't stand this torture any longer. He crept up behind Gary and grabbed the note. If you don't watch it, you will be shocked. It is written in black and white: Do you want to have an extraordinary experience? Do you want to get something from the sky? Please look for the answer on the wall opposite the seventh classroom.

"Did you go?"

"Shh, keep your voice down." Gary shook his hand. "Can such a thing be kept secret?"

"Who wrote it?" Lu Zhisheng said: "This is a good hand."

"This is an anonymous letter, whatever, I won't try it anyway-what if it's a trap!"

"You can go to the opposite side of the seventh classroom to scout first." Zhisheng Lu is eager to try.

"Come on, there won't be any flower heads. I don't understand who cares so much about me! I have no friends except you. "I can't seem to find an enemy. Can you guess? "

On the day of lunch break, Lu Zhi was born. He strolled to the seventh classroom, which is the most secluded corner of the campus and rarely goes once a month. He looked around quietly, and sure enough, he found a line scrawled on the wall: Go east for thirty steps. This can't defeat Zhisheng Lu. He followed the instructions and walked about 30 steps eastward. It's a dead corner where sundries pile up. Sure enough, he saw a line written in chalk: there is a cigarette in the basket, and he can get it when he finishes smoking. Zhisheng Lu smiled and kicked the wastebasket curiously. Sure enough, a cigarette and a box of matches rolled out from the inside. This cigarette is his favorite Marlboro. Lu Zhisheng was overjoyed. Seeing no one around, he squatted down (forbidden), picked up a cigarette and lit it.

Suddenly, there was an inhuman howl in the corner, which lasted for a minute, like what happened to the murder!

That's Zhisheng Lu's. Someone ran around and saw Zhisheng Lu smoking a cigarette, spewing beautiful Mars like fireworks. Zhisheng Lu bowed his head and looked desperate, just like a stupid bird with broken wings!

When Gary came out from behind the ruins, Zhisheng Lu gave him a smile ten times uglier than crying.

The case was quickly solved. It caused two consequences: First, Zhisheng Lu's finger was burned with two blood bubbles, because this cigarette was specially made and was hidden in a firecracker pulled out of the fuse. The second result is satisfactory to all parties. Zhisheng Lu gave up smoking completely, saying that as soon as he saw the smoke, he thought it might explode, and all his emotions were scared away.

Afterwards, Lao Lu secretly summoned Li Jia. This time, he stood in the corridor and let Li Jia eat cold air, without spending any money or being polite. His first sentence was: "We suffered too much because we outsmarted him." Then I asked Gary where he was going to travel.

"Then forget it!" Gary said magnanimously that he knew it would be an unpleasant trip. If Lu Zhisheng realizes this, he may fight with him.

Lao Lu seemed to be looking forward to this sentence, said "goodbye" and left. He is still a man of his word. In addition, he can have more spare time than before-don't count cigarettes every day, don't often rummage through Zhisheng Lu's pockets; In another year, his cigarettes may be able to circle the earth together!

Gary looked at Lao Lu's back with mixed feelings and said to himself, "Goodbye? I hope that there will be no such honor next time! "