Cool and funny sentences

1. The weather is cold, I suggest everyone go to bed early.

2. It was so cold that the urine immediately turned into ice.

3. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

4. Asking the sky for a clear sky is a harmonious thing, just asking people to add a pair of long johns.

5. It’s the season again when you need courage to take a shower, perseverance to do laundry, explosive power to get out of bed, and prehistoric strength to go to class.

6. Taking off clothes depends on courage and getting up depends on explosive power.

7. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat. It was not until I was frozen like a dog today that I understood that the promise of beauty is too young.

8. It molests me in winter, always freezing my hands and feet.

9. When the weather gets cold, bring an extra coat. When it rains, remember to bring an umbrella. If your hands get cold, buy a cup of hot milk tea. Don’t treat yourself badly.

10. In such a cold weather, a single dog should be upgraded to a barking dog!

11. Do you know why you have no partner? Because in this season of stockings, you are wearing a pair of long johns.

12. In today’s weather, any fart can be used to dry hands.

13. It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing long johns. One is that you feel cold, and the other is that your mother thinks you are cold.

14. Cold is just one word. I only say it once and replace the rest with snot.

15. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you and you don’t know that I am wearing long johns.

16. In winter, there are many moments when I think: It would be great if the person I like is around.

17. I can’t extricate myself from being sealed by the bed for a day, looking forward to the sun tomorrow.

18. Winter is the most rogue, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

19. Cold is just one word. I only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.