Hard life quotations+comics

I'll help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.

If there is a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear.

Young peop

I'll help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.

If there is a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear.

Young people should love life, especially nightlife.

One false move may lose the game.

The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

Don't spoil the word youth,

It's early autumn for you.

Handsome is useless,

In the end, it was not eaten by a chess piece.

A love, a love, a fart,

High-profile start, low-profile end

I want to announce to the world,

I am very low key

Live well,

Because we will die for a long, long time.

Some people,

First it was a myth, then it became a joke.

some people

At first it was a joke, but later it became a myth.

Everything should be low-key, and sleep is very important.

It's obviously a p.

I like to play handstand and pretend to be B.

I haven't been lovelorn once, and I don't even know how cheap I am.

Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.

Today is the youngest day of the rest of your life.

I'll play with whoever uses the honey trap on me.

All people who don't want to fall in love and love.

There is an impossible person living in my heart.

With a roar, the road is rough.

Go on after yelling.

Live like a ghost fire

And always want to light others up.

Don't feel abandoned by the world.

The world has no time for you.

If you don't want to be

↘┏━┓ ↙

(step on) ┃ you ┃ (die)

\ ( ┃┃ ) /

\_)↗┗━┛ ↖(_/;

One is stronger, and the other is shit.

Super talkative, life is hard, no need to explain.

1, can't bear it, bear it again!

2, be modest, because modesty is not getting drunk.

3, people are like roll paper, nothing to pull as little as possible.

4. Hate, sometimes misusing the power of love.

You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

6. Someone asked me: Who will run your life? Fuck!

7. The plans of our generation are random.

8, sometimes there are some things, not knowing is happier than knowing.

9. If measured by happiness, life is actually very short.

10, husband, goalkeeper, goal!

1 1, there are few truths in the world, it depends on whether you can do it.

12, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P!

13, I would like to be an angry bird and hit those pigs!

14, I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad.

15, you can't eat your sorrow in one bite, you can only eat fat.

16, I came into this world and didn't intend to go back alive.

17, you are not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.

18, time is a nail, and life is destined to be a hammer sale.

19. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

20. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for an almond.

2 1, even if you want to cry, smile and say, damn it!

22, life is like a play, all by acting; Life is too short to be sexy.

23. Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.

24. Ideals are like underwear. There should be, but it can't prove that everyone has it.

25, temper and fart are the same, if there is, it will be sent, and if there is no, it will ruin the body.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

27, insomnia, because sleep is too heavy, thinking that if you sleep less for one night, you will die.

28. If fate grabs your throat, grab his armpit.

29. Extraordinary appearance is important even for wild animals.

30, youth is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, it is not enough to use.

3 1, don't think you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming is made by two people.

A hard life does not require IQ qq. Tell me about it.

First, earn your eyeballs when kissing and remember your looks.

Second, if you forget, there will be no more memories. Those happy times can only emerge in my dreams from now on.

Third, love is a high fever. Married, burned out, obsessive people are burning.

Fourth, no matter how many grievances, how uncomfortable, remember that it is yourself who can heal yourself in the end.

Heaven is too crowded, then we will go to hell and run roughshod over. . .

6. Now I know that your gentleness is not just for me.

7. She stabbed you in the back, then put the knife in my hand, looked at me in panic and ran over to ask if you hurt.

No matter what others think of me, I am me, not the only one, but there are no two. Do as you like.

Nine, don't torture yourself with past memories.

Ten, keep writing, I don't know if the pen can't stop or the memory can't stop.

Eleven, sometimes, the most direct feelings inside are often the most difficult to say.

Even if you are occupied, I will use flowers instead of trees.

Thirteen, quit everything that changes for you.

Fourteen, some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them. Some people cut out your heart, and you pretend it doesn't hurt because you love it.

A person will never know how precious he is until he tries to lose him.

Sixteen, tell yourself, don't think of it; If you can't get it, don't.

Seventeen, the heart is micro-moving, but the feelings are far away, things are not right, people are not right. Nothing. Can't chase.

Looking at you quietly like this is my sweetest distance.

Nineteen, love is a high fever, silly to get married, people with fever have broken up, obsessed people are burning.

Be a calm person, be a kind person, be a person with a smile on his mouth and happiness in his heart.

If you can't forget the person who hurt you, make his picture in black and white, take a look when you miss him and tell yourself that he is dead.

22. The happiness of middle-aged people is shattered by house prices, and the happiness of students is shattered by homework.

Comedy quotations

1, the stranger's umbrella wet the corner of the school uniform, whose suit smells like mothballs, others' body temperature clings to their backs, and the turbid air conditioning wind blows on their faces. The Court of Words and Leaves II. Do you know what everyone's problem is? They just want to hear what they already believe, and no one wants to know the truth. Bojack the Horse.

Hawkeye, I will overtake you sooner or later. a piece

As long as I can help you, I am willing to become a real monster. a piece

5. Ask what the world is like, teach Han Yin to cross the lovesickness, to break the cocoon and fly, to go home against the fate, and to teach Qianxiu. Fox demon little matchmaker

6. Rather than thinking about how to die beautifully, it is better to think about how to live beautifully until the last moment. Gin Tama

7. I want to see you at the thought of leaving you, even if I get rid of the crowd. Firefly forest

8. What speed should I use to see you? Five centimeters per second

I would rather forget it in your memory than you get hurt for me. Detective Conan

10, a moment of loss, a moment of negligence. No matter how much you cherish it, you can't touch it in an instant. Firefly forest

The parasite in my stomach is more independent than you. Bojack the Horse.

12, speaking of what is right and wrong, in this chaotic world, such a definition is by no means simple. To adapt to the rules made by others? If you really want to do this, you will become a doll that you can't decide for yourself. In the final analysis, it's up to you. You must live by your own rules. Gin Tama

13, all kinds of encounters, memories will stay in my heart forever. Natsume friend account

14, people just have to take inferiority as a springboard to jump higher. Gin Tama

15, I will never forget anything related to you. Detective Conan

16, when someone agrees with you from the heart, that person is your most important person. Naruto

17, Snow Mountain, Desert, Castle Peak, Xiushui, I can't accompany you. Fox demon little matchmaker

18. Why do the stars look so small? It is because it puts itself too high. The Legend of Qin

19, I know very well that after this, we can't be together all the time. What stands in front of us is a huge life, and what stands in front of us is endless time, which makes us powerless. Five centimeters per second

20. Luffy, I would like to be the strongest monster for you. a piece

2 1. Now I can understand that as long as there is someone I want to see, I am no longer lonely. Natsume friend account

22. Life is like a soap bubble. As soon as the wind blows, it flies into the sky, but when it is noticed, it suddenly disappears. Just before it broke, I wanted to fly higher. But when I wake up, it's always too late. Gin Tama

23, it is just a walking corpse, but it is fabricated and alive. Rebellious Lu Luxiu

24, things that have ended, rebirth is just another death. Like all beginnings, they are actually just a written ending. Spirited Away

Time will separate us one day, but before that day comes, let's be together. Firefly forest

26, delicate but not strong, like a flower, even if you can protect your face from wind and rain, you still love the sun. And it will wither, and no matter how gorgeous it looks, it can't be covered when the storm comes. Detective Conan

27. I said, I will make my name resound through heaven, and the eagle eye will wait. a piece

28. Every time I am in the most painful time, you can always see through my heart. Although I am very unwilling, I am very happy. Detective Conan

29, faint thunder, cloudy sky, even if it doesn't rain, I will stay here. If it rains, will you stay? Even if it doesn't rain, I'm here! The court of words and leaves

30. I will cherish every fleeting moment of meeting and parting. Natsume friend account

3 1, those guys who talk about others are basically for themselves. Gin Tama

32. What's the use of the answer if there is a problem in the question itself? The Legend of Qin

33. False tears will hurt others, and false smiles will hurt yourself! Rebellious Lu Luxiu

34. As long as there is something you want to protect, just draw your sword. Gin Tama

35. Anyway, all the so-called human beings are abnormal. The court of words and leaves

The longer you wait, the happier you will be to meet again. Detective Conan

37. Some things in the world are best kept mysterious forever. Detective Conan

Seeing the sunset between two mountains reminds me of my big ass. Bojack the Horse.

39. In order not to let the lost blood flow away in vain, we can only sprinkle more blood. To do this, you must first become a shura. Rebellious Lu Luxiu

40. I must admit that most of my life belongs to loneliness, and trying to grow up is the best game to play in loneliness. Natsume friend account

4 1, things are always sudden, and reasons are always added after things. Naruto

I am the one who can't stand being useless. Natsume friend account

What stands in front of us is a heavy life and a long time, which makes people flinch. Five centimeters per second

44. People who don't believe in themselves don't even have the value of hard work. Naruto

Thank you for taking care of me for such a long time! a piece

46. I'm fine, I will be happy. Bojack the Horse.

47. No matter how difficult the road ahead is, as long as you walk in the right direction, no matter how bumpy it is, you are closer to happiness than standing in the same place. Spirited Away

48, just alive, sad things will slowly accumulate. Five centimeters per second

49. It takes more courage for a person to endure such humiliation. When a person has a higher goal in mind to climb, he will not care about the mud under his feet, and he can face the unbearable pain of ordinary people in the most calm way. The Legend of Qin

50. We have been together, so we want to be by your side at last. Even if time can't go back to the beginning, I hope to reach the end. Naruto

5 1, a road cannot be turned back, that is, there are many roads to go and roads to grow in life. Many things are beyond our control, even if we are lonely again, we still have to go on, we can't stop and we can't turn back. Spirited Away

52. Without the consciousness of being killed, there is no qualification to kill. Rebellious Lu Luxiu

53. Although some dreams are out of reach, they are not impossible to realize. As long as I am strong enough. The Legend of Qin

54. I can only take you here. You have to go the rest of the way by yourself, and don't look back. Spirited Away

55, faint thunder, cloudy sky. But I hope the storm will come, and I can leave you here. The court of words and leaves

56. Do you know why snow is white? Because it forgot its original color. That year, you stood under the cherry blossoms and smiled at me. Do you remember your innocence? Rebellious Lu Luxiu

57. Not everyone will hold something tightly in their hands, but they won't notice it when they have it. When I realized that the heavy object had slipped from my hand, although I thought about it many times, I couldn't pick it up any more, but I lifted it unconsciously. A person's life, the road is long and its Xiu Yuan Xi. Gin Tama

58. Do you know why snow is white? Because it has forgotten the previous color. Rebellious Lu Luxiu

I don't know where I am going, but I am on my way. Spirited Away

60. The strong are not necessarily the winners, but the winners must be the strong. Detective Conan

6 1, people become strong because of unforgettable memories, which is called growth. Naruto

62. Caring for people who are important to you is gentle and powerful. Even if one day suddenly a person, you can live in peace and not collapse. The court of words and leaves

The moon will never set in the west tonight. Only this dream, no longer wake up. From now on, I will always be with you and swear for you. Gin Tama

64. You refused to give up anything, what did you get? The Legend of Qin

65. The sunset dyed the world red like blood. How many times can I see this sad sky, the ultimate fate of the sun? Detective Conan

66. A man will become stronger only if he is dumped. There is no measure that people who treat this as a joke are incompetent. Moreover, happiness is not something that men should pursue. Naruto

67.i want to live! Take me to the seaside! a piece

68. Yes! Not me, the world! Rebellious Lu Luxiu

69. If I can't even be the best swordsman in the world, can I live up to her and myself in heaven? a piece

70. As long as there is someone you want to see, you will not be lonely. Natsume friend account

7 1, owning and giving up is very painful. Since it will be painful anyway, I would rather choose to protect it than suffer. Gin Tama

72. No one can stay with anyone for a lifetime. People are like this, and they must get used to losing. Five centimeters per second

73. Actually, love is very simple. You can't get hurt if you don't expect it. Fox demon little matchmaker

74. Don't stop running, don't look back on the road, there is no attachment to the road, only the front is worth looking forward to. Bojack the Horse.

75. Stop crying. Because if you cry, I will be unhappy. Detective Conan

76. In fact, all beautiful stories have no ending, and only because there is no ending can they be beautiful. Firefly forest

77. Dad and Ace, I will get back at you at some point. a piece

78. The shemale has been in love with life and death since ancient times, and the doomed love has persisted for thousands of years! Fox demon little matchmaker

79. Just like a fairy tale, when the devil leaves tears, he loses his magic. Detective Conan

I must go to Grand Lane to find my father. I won't be laughed at as a pirate. a piece

8 1. If you want to be strong, don't avoid your inner fears. Fear is not a weakness. Being strong makes your enemies more afraid than you. The Legend of Qin

82. The longer time passes, the farther the distance between people will be. Detective Conan

83. As the ancients said, don't do to others what you don't want. You can't give your lover what you want. Fox demon little matchmaker

84. I won't expect summer for the time being. My heart hurts so much that I can't stop crying. But the touch of fingertips, together with the memory of summer, will always accompany me. Firefly forest

85. I am a wild goose, and you are a cloud in the south. I hope the mountains and rivers are wide, only for a moment. The Legend of Qin

86. Pain is the best way to stay awake. The Legend of Qin

87. The name of this era is Luffy. a piece

88, the moon is like a hook, according to the spring screen. The jade leaks and urges, and the wine is half awake. I'm lonely at night, thinking. This kind of deep love turned into delusion. The world is the same, but it is difficult to meet each other. Close at hand, don't be embarrassed. This feeling is very deep, and the two are holding hands. The Legend of Qin