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Northeast two people go to Bao Gong to rest?

The two turned to the lyrics of Bao Gong's Rest.

Nine anti-Chaoyang small hat fragments

Female: An honest official since ancient times.

Man: How many Bao Gong are there?

Woman: Law enforcement is like a mountain.

Man: I am not selfish.

He: loyal to the people.

Woman: Except robbers.

Man: The shovel is uneven.

W: How many unjust cases are there?

M: Very clear.

H: ah. . . . After the cold cellar is broken, it will remain immortal, uh-huh, uh-huh

Female: An honest official since ancient times.

Man: How many Bao Gong are there?

Woman: Law enforcement is like a mountain.

Man: I am not selfish.

He: loyal to the people.

W: I can investigate.

Man: Dare to fight?

Woman: The prince broke the law.

Man: Just like people.

H: ah. . . Even Xu in power dares to shoot him, uh-huh, uh-huh.

(speaking)

Man: Bang Bang.

Woman: ahem, beheading, what gun collapsed?

M: Yes, that's a problem. It is said that the emperor of North Song Zhenzong had two concubines.

Woman: Is the princess still labeling?

Man: You don't know anything, just two daughters-in-law.

Woman: Ah,

Man: One is Li and the other is Liu. Li Fei was pregnant, and Liu Fei saw it, so he made a plan with eunuch Guo Huai. Liu Fei is treacherous and clumsy, thinking of a trick, carrying a cotton bag, how high his stomach is.

Woman: Ah, pretend to be pregnant.

Man: While waiting for Li Fei to give birth, Liu Fei asked Guo Huai to catch a big civet and cover her head and tail with a quilt. She came to exchange a civet cat for a prince, saying that Li Fei had given birth to a demon, and Shinchan was annoyed when he saw it, which made Li Fei feel very uncomfortable.

Woman: Hey, isn't this framing good people?

M: It's not true. 18 years later, after internal investigation and external investigation, Lord Bao solved the case fairly. Hey, you said it was commendable.

W: It's worth it.

M: What is particularly admirable is that Mr. Bao is selfless and dares to fight. He dares to grasp, control, touch, judge, ask, hate those criminals, be strict and judge. . .

Woman: What's the matter with you?

Man: He saw the wallet again.

Woman: Bao Gong is distributing grain on Chen Zhou Road.

M: I am tireless for my country and people.

Female: Punish corrupt officials and bullies severely.

M: CoCo Lee, people are happy (end of speech)

W: Where did the food distribution turn today?

Pass by, Zhao Zhouqiao.

Female: At Tianqi Temple.

Man: Zagong Building

Woman: Tell Mahan.

M: With the dynasty.

Woman: Who wants what?

Man: Come and sue.

W: Otherwise, in the future.

M: I can't sue.

Female: Mahan Dynasty

No neglect.

He: Knocking gongs in the street.

Man: Hey. . . . . . Gong, gong, gong by hand. Gong is not a big horse spoon, but it has been knocked and chiseled. Don't be afraid of passers-by You have to stand in the aisle first, pick and choose, fall and pick first, and stop in the sedan chair first.

You're still stretching your back with your backpack, and you're beating gongs for nothing but being here. . . Let's go, black boss.

Woman: Hey. . . The gong stopped and shouted loudly. Listen to passers-by say. Anyone who wants to complain, come quickly. Adults are wise in judging cases. Go out if you feel wronged.

Man: If you have a grudge, you can go out.

Woman: Don't be afraid if it makes sense.

Man: If you hate him, he can help you get rid of it.

Woman: Don't shout if it's okay.

He: If you don't care, you can't let go.

Woman: you can't run away if you commit a crime.

Man: Don't hide the cat if you do evil.

Woman: If you break the law, you can't hide.

Man: Crime will never let you go.

Woman: Watermelon peel can't be used as a spoon.

Close: Just wrap the fire in paper. Shrimp, chicken and melon cooked together will definitely cramp and bend over.

Female: Dynasty Mahan shouted loudly:

M: It happened that Fan Zhonghua was begging to go back to the cold cellar.

Man: Zhonghua, when I entered the cellar, I was busy calling me dopted mother.

Female: Zhonghua

Man: You are really lucky, son. I didn't run in vain today, and the chews I made were not delicious. I want four small potatoes, three pickles, half a ladle of millet gruel, two sticky bean buns, sticky Huang Xiangjiao and delicious tendons. Mom, please eat while it's hot.

Female: Zhonghua

Woman: Put the food aside first, because a mother has something to learn from her children. Where is the gong? Why is there so much noise in the street?

Man: I heard that Bao Gong went back to North Korea to distribute grain and passed by our Zhao Zhouqiao. He sent word that he would soon file a lawsuit to redress the grievances of the people.

Woman: He's sitting in South Asia Black Bao Zheng.

Man: It's that heartless old black bag.

Woman: I couldn't help crying when I heard the news of Bao Zheng's arrival. I was wronged by 18 years, and now I have revenge. Son, I'm going to sue your mother. Go for a walk.

Man: You always have nothing to eat quickly. Why don't you complain?

Woman: You go when your mother tells you to, and it's hard to get rid of your resentment.

M: Mother and son have been together for 18 years. Why not learn from each other if they have grievances?

Woman: You didn't tell me just because your mother wronged you.

M: If you are wronged, sue early. Why wait for black boss?

Woman: Only he can solve this case, and no one else can trust him.

Man: If you want to sue me, how can I sue? You should learn from your grievances.

Woman: When I met Bao Zheng in the mansion, I stood and talked, not kneeling, only saying that Mom had done something wrong, and I wanted to teach him a lesson face to face. You told him to walk into the cold cellar without riding a horse or riding a sedan chair.

M: Yes, Mom, you have to sue in the lobby. How can people go to the cold cellar? Besides, if you don't kneel, nine times out of ten you will get caught. If an adult blows up the temple, this food business will not last long. Damn it, I haven't served you enough, damn it.

Female: Zhonghua

Relax, son. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. He doesn't blame it. He blamed his mother for it.

Woman: It's not that children are too timid, but that adults are not lenient.

Man: You can go when your mother asks you to. There's no need to ramble. If you walk fast, you are a dutiful son. If you don't go, you are a bag. I'm getting angry.

Man: God, mom, don't be angry. Mom, don't be angry. I'll go. Can't I go?

Woman: OK.

Man: I'd rather lose my head than let my mother tell me, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. How dare you walk out of the cold cellar?

Man: trotting all the way.

Woman: I ran all the way to the mansion with my shoulders up.

Man: I shouldered my shoulders, straightened up and stepped into the lobby, smiling and calling Bao.

Female: As soon as the dynasty saw that it was annoyed, it quickly raised the killing knife. Those bold fanatics are so rude. Why are they standing instead of kneeling?

Man: When China saw something bad, he knelt down and begged for mercy. Not that villains don't kneel. My mother made me do it. He said something was wrong and told me to go to Black Laobao. My mother sent me.

Female: Bao Zheng's eyebrows wrinkled. Listen to the plaintiff. I don't care if I don't know the rules of court. I'll use the form paper to have a look.

M: My mother is a double-blind person. I haven't been to school, so I can't write a statement. I beg your grace to forgive me.

W: Not in person.

M: I always talk when I see senior officials.

Woman: I forgive you. Speak slowly.

M: Thank you for forgiving me. My mother is not her biological mother. She once begged for food and suffered. Eighteen years ago, she met on the bridge and thought her godmother lived in a cold cellar. She said that her resentment was growing.

Woman: What's the matter?

Man: What's the matter? I haven't touched it yet. She asked me to invite you. Please go to the cold cellar yourself, so as not to ride a horse and take a sedan chair. This is a painless walk. My mom said you should be able to return it. If you don't go, it's not a real bag, it's a fake bag. . . My mom told me to say that.

Woman: Bao Zheng, I heard it, and I thought to myself, Yes, this lawsuit is really strange. Since ancient times, who dares to ask an official to go to the cold cellar? Since the poor woman asked me to go, he believed the official. If I don't go to the cold cellar, how can I get rid of my hatred for this poor woman and think that this Bao Gong deviates from the position of the tiger?

Man: Mahan, Wang Chao and Fan Zhonghua lead the way.

Woman: Go ahead.

Man: I won't be long. When I get to the cold cellar, Mr. Fan Zhonghua, please wait until I enter the cellar to report, damn it.

Female: Zhonghua

Man: The bag is waiting outside the door now. Learn from him if you have any grievances, and I'll help you complain.

Woman: The newcomers are really old-fashioned.

M: Not only did you really get it, but Mahan and Dynasty.

Woman: If the relationship is really good, let him go into the cold cellar alone, and no one else will be interested. Tell them to wait outside first.

M: It's not that children are unfilial. Don't play tricks. You didn't kneel in class just now, and your head was almost torn off. If you don't go out, you are afraid it is wrong. How can an adult enter the cold cellar?

W: You can go when your mother tells you to, so don't say anything else. You are a dutiful son. If you don't mind your mother, I won't live.

Man: oh, my god, mom, don't die. Mom, don't die. I'll go, I'll go, can't I go?

Woman: OK.

Man: I have no choice but to go out of the cellar and respect adults and listen to seedlings. My mom said she couldn't come out and sue you. She let you go to icehouse alone, but you want to pay it back. Otherwise it's not a real bag, it's a straw bag. You should take off your black hat, or it will be too late. Why not go home and sell cut cakes? What do I care?

Woman: Bao Zheng listened and thought.

He: Poor women are really expensive.

M: I don't care if people are poor or ambitious. If they have malicious intentions, I will not spare them. I anticipate that she will have difficulties. Otherwise, how could she not leave the cellar? He let me into the cellar. I trust this official. If I don't make decisions for the people, it's not a real bag, nor is it a fake bag. Since I'm outside the cellar door, why don't I go in and have a look, lift my robe, bring the cellar in, bend over with a gauze cap, and I'll send my eyes over.

Tell me what happened to the old man.

Woman: An old woman's grievance is getting bigger and bigger. I'm afraid you can't handle it.

Man: Bao is a court official. He was given three bronze hay cutter. If you have any grievances, go and sue. If the prince breaks the law, I won't spare you. Can you sue county officials?

Woman: I don't choose the county magistrate.

M: Did you sue that government official?

Woman: The state officials can't get along with me.

Did you sue the minister?

Woman: Minister, I don't need to work hard.

Man: Did you tell the prince?

W: Princes, I don't care.

Man: The poor woman has a big breath. Are you going to sue in court?

Woman: I'm about to sue the emperor. You're right this time.

Man: since I'm suing the emperor, I don't know which one to sue.

Woman: I have a heart to tell you the truth. I don't know if you are a real bag or a fake bag.

Man: How do you know if it's true or not? You can't tell if you're blind.

W: I know if it's true or not. You let me touch the back of your head.

Man: It seems that this poor woman has a lot of contacts. How did you know I had something on my back?

Woman: Come near me, it's too far to reach.

Man: I have no choice but to walk up to her and turn around and go through the back of my head.

Woman: You are taller than me, so I can't reach you standing there.

Man: Since ancient times, people have to kneel down when they see officials. Who has ever seen an official kneel when he sees people? Bao Zheng, I have a heart that never kneels, but that poor woman is old and a powerful mother. Today, I might as well kneel down, and Bao Zheng, I lifted my robe and knelt on the ground.

Woman: It took me a long time to touch the old woman. First I touched the black hat on my head, and then I touched my python robe. I touched the hoop around my waist, touched the prison where my boots were kicked, and then touched the back of his head. I touched a small meat pillow, and when my hand touched the small meat pillow, my eyes cried. It was Bao who came to the cold cellar.

Man: Poor woman, who are you? Why do you call me Ai Qing?

Woman: Ai Qing listened. I'm sorry for my family. I'm Li Guo's mother. Ah, ah. . . Humiliated in the cold cellar for many years.

At that time, I was in the East Palace.

Man: With the monarch.

W: I only hate Nishimiya Liu Fei.

Man: Very treacherous and cunning.

W: I felt sorry for my family that year.

M: I'm pregnant.

Female: The real emperor looks forward to the prince.

Man: I am very happy.

Woman: Liu Fei, she is afraid that I will have children.

Man: To be a queen,

Female: Collaborating with eunuch Guo Huai.

Man: Being a demon in secret.

Woman: Liu Fei is pregnant, too, which is a lie. Seeing her belly getting taller every day is actually a cover-up.

M: Pretend to like it.

Woman: There is a bulging bag stuffed inside.

A bulging cotton bag,

Female: pregnant in October.

M: Where are you going to give birth?

Woman: Liu Fei, she also threatened.

Man: I want to release the moon cat.

Woman: Tell Guo Huai to catch a civet cat.

Man: Peel off the skin.

Female: secretly go to the house of mourning.

Man: Put it on the bed.

Woman: Pick up my own son. She says she loves her family.

Man: Give birth to a demon.

W: I really believe it.

M: If it's Liu Fei,

Woman: Take me to the task.

M: You need an operation.

Woman: Thanks to the capital preservation of the court, I was spared the crime of living when I died, and the title of princess didn't count, and I was put in the cold palace to suffer. . .

He: Hmm, hmm, hmm. . . Hey hey cough

Woman: Evil Liu Fei, she can't do it.

M: Another plan.

Woman: It was delivered again in the middle of the night.

Man: Burn down the palace.

W: Thanks to that kind Gong E..

Man: Come and tell me.

Woman: I just left the palace for one night.

Man: Run for your life.

Woman: Gong Fei, she is afraid of Liu Fei.

Looking for the body.

Woman: Jump into the fire.

Man: It's burnt.

W: I'm not in Beijing.

Man: something to eat.

W: I was in trouble that day.

Man: Zhao Zhouqiao.

Woman: Thank you, son Fan Zhonghua.

Man: Take care of it.

W: My mother and son live together.

Man: I'm trapped in a cold cellar.

Woman: I have been suffering in the cold cellar.

M: Eighteen years.

Woman: I go to Lacrimosa every day.

Man: hate is hard to get rid of.

Female: Crying blind.

Me: A pair of eyes.

Woman: There is nothing in front of me.

M: I can't tell.

Woman: Sighing only sighs that time flies and makes people old, and injury only hurts hunger and cold.

M: Suffering.

W: I only hate the pain that Liu Fei has brought me. I just hope someone can take charge of the dynasty.

Your Majesty, he still refuses to recognize his birth mother.

Woman: I can't take revenge for my family, I can't take revenge, I can't vent my anger, I can't get rid of my hatred. That's why I accused him of a crime. . .

Man: Bao Zheng, listen and wonder. This case must be carefully examined. He sued the present right and wrong, and he insisted on a reliable proof. You said you were Li. Let me see what evidence you have. . .

Woman: Ai Qing, Ai Qing really has military strategy, and he is bold, cautious and resourceful. If you want to prove that Ai Jiayou has it, just look at it, touch it in her arms, take out her yellow silk bag, and I will hand it to her.

Man: Look carefully with your hands, ah. . . That is a treasure given by Emperor Zhenzong. Embroidered dragon on the left and phoenix on the right, with gold thread, with the handwriting of the first emperor, and the seal is not bad. The poor girl country was indeed Li, but I was wronged. I have a psychological case in Bao Zheng, and the resistance is higher than the mountain. If not, I'm afraid my head won't last long. If Bao Zheng stays on the case, the conscience of heaven and earth is really hard. Even if he keeps his job, it is a thousand-year sin. I knelt down at the thought of this second robe, and my minister Bao Zheng came to see me later. Ah. . .

Woman: Ai Qing, it is a credit to pick up the driver from morning till night. Ai Qing stood upright and ignored it, and returned to the DPRK before it was too late.

Man: Bao Zheng Shane stood up hurriedly, and his heart was full of waves. He only said that there were many grievances among the people, and it turned out that the palace also harmed shemale. This time, Guo Huai will surely die when he returns to the DPRK to play a book to destroy rape and protect his family. I took Liu Fei, beheaded a thousand knives, and ordered Mahan in the prosperous dynasty to prepare a sedan chair and escort the Queen Mother to drive back to the DPRK. . .

Woman: Zhonghua, tell the child to go with his mother.

Man: Zhonghua quickly shook his head. Shit, son, I'm a poor man in the countryside. I am used to eating porridge and pickles. I can't stand going to the palace to enjoy my retirement. I'm afraid I'll eat well. You are better than anything, foster mother. I'd like to stay here and break the cold cellar. I know you have a bad waist and legs. Don't sleep on the kang when I return to the palace. You should drink more millet gruel and steam more egg cakes, which are common noodles for our mother and son every day for 18 years. I'm afraid I'll never see them again I hate my poor son, and I have nothing good for your foster mother, only this half-baked beggar. There is a bowl of millet porridge just delivered in the spoon. Drink it while it is hot. Don't be hungry. My foster mother Fan Zhonghua kowtowed and wept.

Woman: Li Taihou's heart ached and her eyes were full of tears. . . Get up, China. Son, you are so kind and filial. How can I leave you for your mother? All these years, you have been running around and begging for your mother in the street. You work hard for your mother. Without you, your mother wouldn't be alive now. Without your mother, you can't hate it today. Without your mother, you will have a long face. Where would you go if you left your conscience? . . Boy. . .

M: If what my mother said was from the bottom of my heart, it would be hard for me to forgive if I didn't go, so China will go with her mother and help her foster mother out of the cold cellar. The Queen Mother will take a sedan chair and go on the road, followed closely by Bao Bao. Let's say goodbye to Bao Gong and the broken queen mother and sing the dragon robe next time. .

Extended data:

One, two people turn to "Bao Gong Patrol"

Bao Gong's Rest is a drama in which two people turn right, and the lyrics are written and arranged by two screenwriters Zhang zhen. There are many sentences close to the northeast customs in the lyrics. For example, "there are two sticky bean bags, round, yellow, brown, hard and delicious." "I know you have a bad appetite. Eat more millet porridge and steam more egg cakes. " Wait a minute.

The duet drama was premiered by Qin Zhiping and Zheng Shuyun of Jilin Folk Art Troupe, and won the first prize and comprehensive prize in the creation of duet drama in Jilin Province 1984, which was popularized in the whole province. In the same year, 65438+February 65438+April performed in the auditorium on the third floor of the Great Hall of the People in the capital.

Second, the artistic characteristics of Errenzhuan

On the basis of the northeast yangko, the duet evolved by absorbing the lotus drop in Hebei and adding dance, painting and walking.

2. It has been nearly 300 years since the initial creation, and the relationship between artists and teachers can be traced back to the last years of Jiaqing in Qing Dynasty.

3. Errenzhuan has formed four schools in history: East, West, South and North.

4. East Road, focusing on Jilin City, dancing colorful sticks with martial arts elements.

5. The west road is mainly in Heishan County, Liaoning Province, and is influenced by the lotus drop in Hebei Province, so it pays attention to the board head.

6. The South Road focuses on Yingkou City, Liaoning Province, and is greatly influenced by yangko, with equal emphasis on singing and dancing.

7. North Road focuses on the Great Northern Wilderness in Heilongjiang Province and is influenced by local folk songs.

8. There used to be a proverb that "the south depends on waves, the north depends on singing, and the west depends on bantou, and Dongda".

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