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Have you got these funny homophonic memes (59 sentences)
You’ve got every one of these funny homophonic memes
1. When the Wangwang snow cake feels hot, it will turn into a Wangwang quilt.
2. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. It was very short and was called a mud duck. A duck in the class came up and said: What a short mud duck.
3. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t let the flower wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.
4. Do you know how much a star weighs? Eight grams because of Starbucks.
5. One day, the boy was wiping the table and accidentally wiped two ants to death. A little ant came and the boy asked it: "Little ant, where are your parents?" said the little ant. : "You're dead"
6. I am a relatively mature person. Things like not eating out of anger are only done after I have eaten.
7. You didn’t even add my WeChat account, so what did you add, Canada?
8. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?
9. I was ironing my clothes today, but they would wrinkle no matter how I ironed them. I said don’t wrinkle them. Don't wrinkle, don't walk.
10. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.
11. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not apricot, not melon, not dew, but Nanren.
12. I know three kinds of berries: strawberry, cranberry, missed me berry. Which one do you like?
13. The coal cannot ignite, which turns out to be a fault with the coal.
14. I can’t say beautiful words, but I am speaking beautiful words.
15. Nezha asked Wukong: "Conquer the demon, do you dare?" Wukong: "Love me like...like you said?"
16 .One day the little duck was reading a book. The mother duck said it was time to eat. Close the book, close it, make up, did you hear it?
17. Even I don’t cherish it, so why do you cherish it?
18. One day, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn’t If you can't get it, the snake can't get it, the snake can't get it, did you hear it?
19. The WeChat group of Little Rabbit and Little Bear was disbanded. Little Bear privately chatted with Little Rabbit and said, don’t create it again. Did you hear it? Goodbye...
20. How many classmates a day? I was eating in the cafeteria, and a Qing palace drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth, but found that there was no paper, so I asked my classmates who had paper. The climax came. As soon as I finished my words, I remembered a long and soft eunuch's voice on the TV, " The emperor has a decree." Have you ever gotten these funny homophonic memes?
21. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love you, don’t grab a cicada. Just like it!
22. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she murmured, "No fruit, no fruit."
23. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !
24. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is the crab's kindness to the dragon.
25. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke American or British accent, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.
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26. The door handle of grandma’s house was very thick, and there was a noise when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I found out that it was called a rough door
27. One day, the elk got lost, and then he gave it to the giraffe. Call: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said: "Hey, I'm a giraffe."
28. I have been short since I was a child. When I grow up, I am still short. I am still short. You heard me? Is it still love?
29. There was a piece of glass. It was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from the building and said: Good night, I broke it!
30. If you don’t even make a date with me, then what are you going to make a date with? Is there a three-part rule?
31. It is normal not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?
32. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I have classes with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?
33. OK, bad, whatever. The three of them are good friends. One day, OK asked Bad and Suiba to hang out, so Bad called Suiba, and Suiba asked who was there. Ah, Bad Bar said: Let’s make peace.
34. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said: "I can't say that I hate it, but I just like it at all?
35. Green onion asked Chili, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Chili said I didn’t go, then Green onion asked, then who went? Chili said it must be garlic, do you understand?
36. One day the elephant ate a lot of ice cream, and the more he ate, the more he felt like vomiting. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired of it."
37. Even I don't care. , what do you care about? Hulunbuir?
38. If Cai Yuan pays for it, go find Huang Ting to pick it up.
39. When I got home yesterday, my mother said: "Oh. There is something on the pants that cannot be washed off. "Oh, it seems to have been splashed with mud."
40. The puff was squashed, and my mother said I couldn't eat it. I asked why, because it was a flat puff. These funny homophones Did you get it? Chapter 3
41. Do you know why seagulls don’t scream when they arrive in Europe? Because Parisian gulls are mute.
42. The light next to the bedroom at home turned off. It was flashing and I called the maintenance man. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said: "Catch the vine of love?" ”
43. I bought a steamed bun on the road. When I went back to eat it, I couldn’t stop crying. It turned out to be a really good steamed bun!
44. Eat and eat. There was a power outage, so I took a few bites of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pala La La"?
45. The omelette fell in love with the poached egg, and walked away with the guitar. Go downstairs to Poached Egg’s house and sing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.
46. The sparrow’s mother asked the little sparrow, “Baby, what kind of hair are you wearing today?” "The little sparrow said "chirp" and the mother replied: "Chirp, just chirp"
47. Wearing AirPods all day will affect your love luck, because AirPods do not have an audio cable.
48. I When I think of him being entangled with that snake every day, I can't get entangled with him.
49. I told the wind that the wind is blowing to the west and the wind pouted and said, "You are like a watermelon."
50. If you don’t like it and I don’t like it, who will I send the selfie to?
51. I haven’t washed my hair at home for four days. It turns out that I have sexy hair.
52. Why do aunties never sweat?
53. If I don’t want to sweat, what do you think of Chanel?
54. Omelette? The song to express love for poached eggs "This is a little love song for fried eggs~"
55. A duckling said to the chick: "I like you" The chick said to the duckling: "You "Duck doesn't have to".
56. I couldn't bounce the basketball high today because it was deflated. Why did I give up?
57. The sparrow mother combed the hair of the little sparrow. , asked her what hairstyle she wanted? The little sparrow said: Chirp
58. Do you prefer ladylike and cute style or am I an epileptic? 59. What does it matter if you are tall? Shouldn’t I bend down and talk to me?
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