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"Xiao Er" is in charge of "King"

Don't say short words in front of the diligent and lazy

Shorty

Press the gourd to lift the ladle

Please don't go to the eight-legged sedan chair

. Counting money

A stupid bird flies first

Its nose is crooked

It's more difficult than climbing to the sky

It's less than the previous one, and it's more than the next one

It's cheaper than the dead. No good goods are cheap, and good goods are not cheap

When others lead the donkey, you pull the pegs.

The defeat is like a mountain.

Soldiers will block it, and water will come. I don't know what to complain about

don't eat steamed bread, argue for steam

don't eat mutton, make you feel ashamed

don't fight strangers

don't fight an unprepared battle

don't be a master, you don't know that rice is expensive

if you don't reach the Yellow River, you won't die

It's as easy as blowing dust

Indiscriminate < p. If you don't take the precepts, you won't gain wisdom. If you don't look at the monk's face, you can't believe it. If you don't look at the Buddha's face, you can't believe it. If you don't take a shit, you won't be the same. If you don't know the goods, you will be afraid that they will be slower than the goods. If you don't stand, you will be afraid that there will be no good people. I only wish to die on the same day

nothing ventured, nothing gained

nothing eaten

not a fuel-saving lamp

not a fish died, or the net was broken

not a bitter enemy

not a bitter enemy, but also a skin

not listening to the old man. It's a big loss

if you don't take care of your children, you don't know your parents' kindness

if you don't know which kang is hot

if it rains, you don't know the height of the earth

if you don't hit the south wall, you won't look back

if you don't worry, you won't see the old man

If you tear down the east wall, you will make up the west wall

You are often scolded. It's better to grind slowly than to sigh

to grow a lamp and grass and fill it with oil

to sing a drama against Taiwan

Some people in the DPRK are good officials

to fry beans for everyone to eat, and one person in the frying pan will find a way in the end

Nonsense

Old sesame seeds and rotten millet

To support the bold and starve the timid

Adults are not allowed. There are more losers than winners

princes are losers. Thieves

Weighing beams are inseparable from weighing thallium.

Weighing thallium is small and weighs a thousand kilograms.

Eating steamed buns chewed by others is not fragrant.

Eating the wrong rat poison

Taking reassurance

. Pulling shit

eating people's mouths is short, taking advantage of people's softness

eating people's rice, being under people's control

eating soft but not hard

eating dumb

eating a bowl and looking at the pot

telling the ugly story ahead

ugly daughter-in-law will have to meet her in-laws sooner or later

on the first day of the first month

out

. How many meals do you eat?

Don't talk at home when you are a monk.

Only when you come out of the water can you see that your legs are muddy.

Wear new shoes and take the old road.

Wear a pair of pants.

The boatman's children will float when they cross the bridge.

The window paper will break at a little.

Blow your beard and stare.

There is no silver here. Confused for a moment,

climbed from the tip of the knife

left his mother when he was a child. It's better to say,

You can't beat a fox and provoke a coquettish body

You can't beat a wild wolf and beat a domestic dog

A woodcutter can't go with a sheep herdsman

You can't beat a lantern

You can't knock out your front teeth and swallow it in your stomach

It depends on your master to beat a dog

You can't beat a tiger and get hurt by it

You have to ask a bottle-bearer for wine. > beat a retreat

hit the blind, scold the dumb

slap a sweet jujube

hit a swollen face and pretend to be fat

can't find it with lanterns

talk in your sleep in broad daylight

dream in broad daylight

look for a needle in the sea

The road is in the sky, and each side is halfway

The gate is not out, and the second door is not taken. Make it easy

to enjoy the cool under the big tree

to stare at the big eyes and stare at the small eyes

to lose sight of Jingzhou

A gentleman can bend and stretch

A timid general can't do it

The local ginger is not spicy

When the drums go in one ear and the gongs go in the other

People are in front, but ghosts are behind them

Don't say it in front of people. Dou Fu-xin

What song to sing on what mountain

What to say when

Be cheap and tell good

The reason is not to let people

be cheap and tell good

be forgiving and forgive people

bow their heads and look up

It's human

light candles and don't know the oil price

Father and mother die. A stick in the west

can't read a liter

Beans fall into the ash pile

Beans and Fu Yifang carry a pole

They have a stomachache and complain about the kitchen god

People take care of the broken kite

It's better to avoid the first day than the fifteenth day

. A hero's shortness of breath

hearing is false, seeing is believing

21 adds five

turning against others

doing the opposite

taking a bite

is true, and the medicine is fake

opening the door on the roof, digging a well in the kitchen pit

preventing gentlemen from catching villains

fishing for big fish in a long line < If you go to the Buddha to burn incense in the rain, people will struggle for a sigh of relief.

It never rains but it pours.

You should eat nine liters instead of a bucket.

It doesn't rain when it thunders.

It's better to do it earlier than to do it skillfully.

If you don't work from the east, you'll be exhausted.

Sugarcane is not as sweet as two ends.

Driving ducks to the shelves. Into the jaws of death

arms can't be twisted but thighs can't be twisted

elbows can be twisted outward

walls have ears

interlacing is like a mountain

each man's dream is round

each man's stick is a needle

shame on his face

success comes naturally

respect is better than obedience. The old woman says that the old woman is right

a dog can't change his mind and eat shit

a dog looks down on people

a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory

a dog's tongue droops, but it doesn't do anything.

a sheep's head hangs over the front and sells dog meat

an official is not big, a servant is not small

an official ship leaks, and an official horse is thin

Just wishing, but not burning. It is necessary to guard against people's heart.

Sweat drops and eight petals fall.

Good food is not afraid of being late.

Good steel is used on the blade.

Heroes don't suffer immediate losses.

It's better to break up when they were brave.

A good tiger can't hold a pack of wolves.

Good words don't go back, and people don't have good words.

Don't say it twice. A good dog doesn't jump

It's hard to do a good man, but it's hard to wear a white cloth

A good man dies in the hands of a witness

Good deeds don't carry others' backs, and bad deeds don't carry others' backs

Good deeds are just three

It's better to die than to live

A inquisitive person can't get lost

A good heart can't be rewarded

A monk doesn't know a scholar

A monk Beating a white dog's head

I wish I had a crack in the ground

I hate iron and don't produce steel

I cross the grass, but

I'm picky with my nose

I'm a monkey, a horse, a month

I'm a latecomer

I have long eyes on the back of my head

I'm confused with my god

I'm confused with my god

Tiger poison doesn't eat children

A worm has long legs

a change of soup without a change of medicine

the cucumber and vegetables are cold

the emperor doesn't make patients

the emperor takes turns to sit in my house next year

the emperor's daughter doesn't have to worry about getting married

it will be busy, and it won't be

not difficult, and it won't be

not as difficult as it will be

not as easy as it will be. Don't say that others

the living can't let the urine suffocate

the fire burns three zhangs

there's no hurry to burn your eyebrows

look after your eyes

goods have to be thrown, and people have to die than people

goods sell a piece of skin

you are hungry for food, but you don't choose clothes

you can't pick bones in an egg

you can't lay eggs < At dawn, it will shine together

trivial matters

A hen's nest flies out of the phoenix

The plan has not changed quickly

Remember to eat or not to fight

Don't wash your dirty linen in public

Every family has its own lessons

Every family has two buckets of grain, so it is not appropriate for king of the children to pass on the imperial edict falsely. Hungry at the sight of rice

Ginger is still old and spicy

A leopard cannot change his spots.

Living with one foot on the tip of a knife

Two boats

You can't lift the lid of the pot

You have to tie the bell to solve the problem.

My sister didn't marry, which delayed my sister's entry into the Three Treasures Hall. They were all incense burners

They were close to the water. Pour

well water does not interfere with river water

make a toast to avoid punishment

have no dutiful son after a long illness

try one's best

tell the truth after drinking

the smell of wine is not afraid of the depth of the alley

if the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come

if the old bottle is filled with new wine

there will be a military order

. Whispering water does not open

a circle that is cut without spinning

judging people's faces

eating mountains by relying on water

leaning on mountains and falling down by relying on water

empty talk

crying without laughing

crying at the wrong grave

cutting the gordian knot

not pulling out. If a good man doesn't come

the wolf can't eat it, and the dog eats shit

the prodigal son is in charge and starves the whole family

when the prodigal son returns, the gold will not be exchanged

when the tiger takes a nap

the tiger's ass can't be touched

the old chicken doesn't get on the stove, and the chicken doesn't jump around

The veteran comes out, and one is the best

. Children should coax

Lao Wang into selling melons, boasting

Grandma doesn't hurt and Uncle doesn't love

Tightening one's belt

Too much joy begets sorrow

Too much thunder, too little rain

No one is tired to buy coffins

Grab hot steamed buns with cold hands

Lend money standing up and beg for money on knees

Blushing face and thick neck

. Don't be afraid of burning firewood.

It's a long way to know horsepower, and people will see it for a long time.

The donkey's lips are not right for the horse's mouth.

The horse's sleeves are in a mess.

Radish and cabbage have their own tastes.

Radish will not wash the mud soon.

If it falls into the water, it will save its life.

If it falls into the hands of ghosts, it is not afraid to see the king of hell. All aspects are complete

swearing without dirty words

swearing without drafting

buying and selling can't be righteous. In

buying a horse, you can't afford a saddle

buying four taels of cotton for spinning

selling dog skin plaster

selling what you want

blind people riding blind horses

crying cats and crying mice, crocodile tears

dogs and dogs every day

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There is nothing to talk about

There is no banquet that will never come to an end

There is no windtight wall

There is no in-laws that can't be met

There is no domestic thief to attract foreign ghosts

There is no Jin Gangzuan, no porcelain work

There is no regret medicine seller

Without four or two irons, how dare you fight with a broadsword

There is no bent belly. Don't swallow a crooked sickle

There's no sin to find a flail to carry

an eyebrow and beard

A wise man doesn't do anything in secret

Write it backwards

Sharpening a knife doesn't make a mistake.

Man proposes, God disposes.

More carpenters build crooked houses.

Only when a carpenter cuts an axe can he afford it can he get it. Know where the road is slippery

Don't put your head on your belt

Put ducks on shelves

It's better to tear down ten temples than break a marriage

Cattle don't drink water and press their heads

Cattle don't know how to bend corners, and horses don't know how to face

It's better to meet

Cattle fight the mountains and horses sit in the temple

Cattle plow the fields, and horses eat beans

Cattle heads are not right for horses. The authorities are obsessed with

getting to the bottom of the matter

a monk can't run away from the temple

losing money to marry a daughter

touching a nose

smiling without smiling

usually not burning incense, holding Buddha's legs temporarily

breaking a jar

breaking a house is worth millions

7-year-old millet and 8-year-old bran

Seven aunts. Back in the middle of nowhere

Fear of wolves before and fear of tigers behind

Our predecessors planted trees, Later generations take advantage of the cool

Foreword doesn't match the last words

Debt

Shooting a bird in the head

Everyone pushes down the wall

A strong general has no weak soldiers under him

A strong dragon can't beat a local strongman

A twisted melon is not sweet

A clever woman can't cook without rice

Even her own mother. If you want to

race a horse on your fist

let people use it as a gun, so that you can't

not be taunted, but you can't afford to hide

People can die than people, and goods can be thrown

People can always be saved if they don't die

People can't be judged by appearances, and the sea can't be measured

People.