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As the saying goes, "?
"Xiao Er" is in charge of "King"
Don't say short words in front of the diligent and lazy
Shorty
Press the gourd to lift the ladle
Please don't go to the eight-legged sedan chair
. Counting money
A stupid bird flies first
Its nose is crooked
It's more difficult than climbing to the sky
It's less than the previous one, and it's more than the next one
It's cheaper than the dead. No good goods are cheap, and good goods are not cheap
When others lead the donkey, you pull the pegs.
The defeat is like a mountain.
Soldiers will block it, and water will come. I don't know what to complain about
don't eat steamed bread, argue for steam
don't eat mutton, make you feel ashamed
don't fight strangers
don't fight an unprepared battle
don't be a master, you don't know that rice is expensive
if you don't reach the Yellow River, you won't die
It's as easy as blowing dust
Indiscriminate < p. If you don't take the precepts, you won't gain wisdom. If you don't look at the monk's face, you can't believe it. If you don't look at the Buddha's face, you can't believe it. If you don't take a shit, you won't be the same. If you don't know the goods, you will be afraid that they will be slower than the goods. If you don't stand, you will be afraid that there will be no good people. I only wish to die on the same day
nothing ventured, nothing gained
nothing eaten
not a fuel-saving lamp
not a fish died, or the net was broken
not a bitter enemy
not a bitter enemy, but also a skin
not listening to the old man. It's a big loss
if you don't take care of your children, you don't know your parents' kindness
if you don't know which kang is hot
if it rains, you don't know the height of the earth
if you don't hit the south wall, you won't look back
if you don't worry, you won't see the old man
If you tear down the east wall, you will make up the west wall
You are often scolded. It's better to grind slowly than to sigh
to grow a lamp and grass and fill it with oil
to sing a drama against Taiwan
Some people in the DPRK are good officials
to fry beans for everyone to eat, and one person in the frying pan will find a way in the end
Nonsense
Old sesame seeds and rotten millet
To support the bold and starve the timid
Adults are not allowed. There are more losers than winners
princes are losers. Thieves
Weighing beams are inseparable from weighing thallium.
Weighing thallium is small and weighs a thousand kilograms.
Eating steamed buns chewed by others is not fragrant.
Eating the wrong rat poison
Taking reassurance
. Pulling shit
eating people's mouths is short, taking advantage of people's softness
eating people's rice, being under people's control
eating soft but not hard
eating dumb
eating a bowl and looking at the pot
telling the ugly story ahead
ugly daughter-in-law will have to meet her in-laws sooner or later
on the first day of the first month
out
. How many meals do you eat?
Don't talk at home when you are a monk.
Only when you come out of the water can you see that your legs are muddy.
Wear new shoes and take the old road.
Wear a pair of pants.
The boatman's children will float when they cross the bridge.
The window paper will break at a little.
Blow your beard and stare.
There is no silver here. Confused for a moment,
climbed from the tip of the knife
left his mother when he was a child. It's better to say,
You can't beat a fox and provoke a coquettish body
You can't beat a wild wolf and beat a domestic dog
A woodcutter can't go with a sheep herdsman
You can't beat a lantern
You can't knock out your front teeth and swallow it in your stomach
It depends on your master to beat a dog
You can't beat a tiger and get hurt by it
You have to ask a bottle-bearer for wine. > beat a retreat
hit the blind, scold the dumb
slap a sweet jujube
hit a swollen face and pretend to be fat
can't find it with lanterns
talk in your sleep in broad daylight
dream in broad daylight
look for a needle in the sea
The road is in the sky, and each side is halfway
The gate is not out, and the second door is not taken. Make it easy
to enjoy the cool under the big tree
to stare at the big eyes and stare at the small eyes
to lose sight of Jingzhou
A gentleman can bend and stretch
A timid general can't do it
The local ginger is not spicy
When the drums go in one ear and the gongs go in the other
People are in front, but ghosts are behind them
Don't say it in front of people. Dou Fu-xin
What song to sing on what mountain
What to say when
Be cheap and tell good
The reason is not to let people
be cheap and tell good
be forgiving and forgive people
bow their heads and look up
It's human
light candles and don't know the oil price
Father and mother die. A stick in the west
can't read a liter
Beans fall into the ash pile
Beans and Fu Yifang carry a pole
They have a stomachache and complain about the kitchen god
People take care of the broken kite
It's better to avoid the first day than the fifteenth day
. A hero's shortness of breath
hearing is false, seeing is believing
21 adds five
turning against others
doing the opposite
taking a bite
is true, and the medicine is fake
opening the door on the roof, digging a well in the kitchen pit
preventing gentlemen from catching villains
fishing for big fish in a long line < If you go to the Buddha to burn incense in the rain, people will struggle for a sigh of relief.
It never rains but it pours.
You should eat nine liters instead of a bucket.
It doesn't rain when it thunders.
It's better to do it earlier than to do it skillfully.
If you don't work from the east, you'll be exhausted.
Sugarcane is not as sweet as two ends.
Driving ducks to the shelves. Into the jaws of death
arms can't be twisted but thighs can't be twisted
elbows can be twisted outward
walls have ears
interlacing is like a mountain
each man's dream is round
each man's stick is a needle
shame on his face
success comes naturally
respect is better than obedience. The old woman says that the old woman is right
a dog can't change his mind and eat shit
a dog looks down on people
a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory
a dog's tongue droops, but it doesn't do anything.
a sheep's head hangs over the front and sells dog meat
an official is not big, a servant is not small
an official ship leaks, and an official horse is thin
Just wishing, but not burning. It is necessary to guard against people's heart.
Sweat drops and eight petals fall.
Good food is not afraid of being late.
Good steel is used on the blade.
Heroes don't suffer immediate losses.
It's better to break up when they were brave.
A good tiger can't hold a pack of wolves.
Good words don't go back, and people don't have good words.
Don't say it twice. A good dog doesn't jump
It's hard to do a good man, but it's hard to wear a white cloth
A good man dies in the hands of a witness
Good deeds don't carry others' backs, and bad deeds don't carry others' backs
Good deeds are just three
It's better to die than to live
A inquisitive person can't get lost
A good heart can't be rewarded
A monk doesn't know a scholar
A monk Beating a white dog's head
I wish I had a crack in the ground
I hate iron and don't produce steel
I cross the grass, but
I'm picky with my nose
I'm a monkey, a horse, a month
I'm a latecomer
I have long eyes on the back of my head
I'm confused with my god
I'm confused with my god
Tiger poison doesn't eat children
A worm has long legs
a change of soup without a change of medicine
the cucumber and vegetables are cold
the emperor doesn't make patients
the emperor takes turns to sit in my house next year
the emperor's daughter doesn't have to worry about getting married
it will be busy, and it won't be
not difficult, and it won't be
not as difficult as it will be
not as easy as it will be. Don't say that others
the living can't let the urine suffocate
the fire burns three zhangs
there's no hurry to burn your eyebrows
look after your eyes
goods have to be thrown, and people have to die than people
goods sell a piece of skin
you are hungry for food, but you don't choose clothes
you can't pick bones in an egg
you can't lay eggs < At dawn, it will shine together
trivial matters
A hen's nest flies out of the phoenix
The plan has not changed quickly
Remember to eat or not to fight
Don't wash your dirty linen in public
Every family has its own lessons
Every family has two buckets of grain, so it is not appropriate for king of the children to pass on the imperial edict falsely. Hungry at the sight of rice
Ginger is still old and spicy
A leopard cannot change his spots.
Living with one foot on the tip of a knife
Two boats
You can't lift the lid of the pot
You have to tie the bell to solve the problem.
My sister didn't marry, which delayed my sister's entry into the Three Treasures Hall. They were all incense burners
They were close to the water. Pour
well water does not interfere with river water
make a toast to avoid punishment
have no dutiful son after a long illness
try one's best
tell the truth after drinking
the smell of wine is not afraid of the depth of the alley
if the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come
if the old bottle is filled with new wine
there will be a military order
. Whispering water does not open
a circle that is cut without spinning
judging people's faces
eating mountains by relying on water
leaning on mountains and falling down by relying on water
empty talk
crying without laughing
crying at the wrong grave
cutting the gordian knot
not pulling out. If a good man doesn't come
the wolf can't eat it, and the dog eats shit
the prodigal son is in charge and starves the whole family
when the prodigal son returns, the gold will not be exchanged
when the tiger takes a nap
the tiger's ass can't be touched
the old chicken doesn't get on the stove, and the chicken doesn't jump around
The veteran comes out, and one is the best
. Children should coax
Lao Wang into selling melons, boasting
Grandma doesn't hurt and Uncle doesn't love
Tightening one's belt
Too much joy begets sorrow
Too much thunder, too little rain
No one is tired to buy coffins
Grab hot steamed buns with cold hands
Lend money standing up and beg for money on knees
Blushing face and thick neck
. Don't be afraid of burning firewood.
It's a long way to know horsepower, and people will see it for a long time.
The donkey's lips are not right for the horse's mouth.
The horse's sleeves are in a mess.
Radish and cabbage have their own tastes.
Radish will not wash the mud soon.
If it falls into the water, it will save its life.
If it falls into the hands of ghosts, it is not afraid to see the king of hell. All aspects are complete
swearing without dirty words
swearing without drafting
buying and selling can't be righteous. In
buying a horse, you can't afford a saddle
buying four taels of cotton for spinning
selling dog skin plaster
selling what you want
blind people riding blind horses
crying cats and crying mice, crocodile tears
dogs and dogs every day
.
There is nothing to talk about
There is no banquet that will never come to an end
There is no windtight wall
There is no in-laws that can't be met
There is no domestic thief to attract foreign ghosts
There is no Jin Gangzuan, no porcelain work
There is no regret medicine seller
Without four or two irons, how dare you fight with a broadsword
There is no bent belly. Don't swallow a crooked sickle
There's no sin to find a flail to carry
an eyebrow and beard
A wise man doesn't do anything in secret
Write it backwards
Sharpening a knife doesn't make a mistake.
Man proposes, God disposes.
More carpenters build crooked houses.
Only when a carpenter cuts an axe can he afford it can he get it. Know where the road is slippery
Don't put your head on your belt
Put ducks on shelves
It's better to tear down ten temples than break a marriage
Cattle don't drink water and press their heads
Cattle don't know how to bend corners, and horses don't know how to face
It's better to meet
Cattle fight the mountains and horses sit in the temple
Cattle plow the fields, and horses eat beans
Cattle heads are not right for horses. The authorities are obsessed with
getting to the bottom of the matter
a monk can't run away from the temple
losing money to marry a daughter
touching a nose
smiling without smiling
usually not burning incense, holding Buddha's legs temporarily
breaking a jar
breaking a house is worth millions
7-year-old millet and 8-year-old bran
Seven aunts. Back in the middle of nowhere
Fear of wolves before and fear of tigers behind
Our predecessors planted trees, Later generations take advantage of the cool
Foreword doesn't match the last words
Debt
Shooting a bird in the head
Everyone pushes down the wall
A strong general has no weak soldiers under him
A strong dragon can't beat a local strongman
A twisted melon is not sweet
A clever woman can't cook without rice
Even her own mother. If you want to
race a horse on your fist
let people use it as a gun, so that you can't
not be taunted, but you can't afford to hide
People can die than people, and goods can be thrown
People can always be saved if they don't die
People can't be judged by appearances, and the sea can't be measured
People.
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