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QQ Talk in Love: If you can't give her a wedding dress, please don't untie her underwear.

1. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.

Be kind to a road idiot, because once he enters your heart, it is difficult to go out again.

I used to like someone so much that I could never see anyone else again.

Life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, I don't want to have a cold war, I don't want to have a second's regret with you.

You have failed a person who loves you deeply, and you are destined to meet someone who hurts you the most.

6. She asked her boyfriend: Will you have a mistress after marriage? Boyfriend said: It depends on who the wife is. If your wife were you, there would be no mistress. She said, what if it wasn't me? Boyfriend said: that mistress is you.

7. It is said that a boy likes you and will never call you by your name.

8. I have many reasons to give up on you, but I chose to stay; And you have many reasons to stay, but you choose to give up on me.

9. How to use the mobile phone to save the most electricity? At his side

10. Always secretly write your name in the corner of the book, then giggle, and then erase it in a panic.

1 1. The fairest thing in the world is love, because it's no use going through the back door. The most unfair thing in the world is love, because you can't work hard and it's useless to work hard.

12. Everyone hides at least one heartbreaking secret.

13. Never feel that you are nothing, nor that you are not good enough, because in the eyes of others, you are good at everything.

14. The furthest distance in the world is not love, not hate, but a familiar person, who gradually becomes strange.

15. Hey, did you agree to give me my favorite gift? Yes, but uncle postman won't let me stay in the paper box.

16. If you can't give her a wedding dress, please don't untie her underwear.

17. I think the best love is that you help me dry my wet hair after I take a shower, you put on my coat when the weather gets cold, you give me every surprise on my birthday, you don't mind my weight and tell me to eat more, you wake me up in the morning and say good night to each other at night.

18. If you have feelings, I will lay down my life for you. If you are heartless, I will pay you back twice.

19. You are bound to meet someone who doesn't love you anyway, and you are bound to meet someone who loves you anyway.

20. Falling in love with someone is not because he gives you what you need, but because he gives you a feeling you have never felt before.

2 1. I can give you a hug at 37.5℃ a day around 0℃.

22. Memories can really turn a person into a psychopath. A second ago, his mouth rose slightly, and this second, his eyes were moist.

23. I want to like you in the future. Why does love come late and not leave too early?

24. You can't say that you can only love one person in your life. It's impossible. But there must be someone who can make me laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.

25. Sometimes, you are very heavy, which is the sum of my memories; Sometimes, you are the air I breathe.

26. I love you from what you didn't know before to what you didn't know later.

27. True love is not that you won't quarrel, but that you want to hold an umbrella for her when you quarrel, slam the door with a full stomach of anger, and then buy a bunch of dishes to cook dinner for him.

28. Some people will meet even if they don't belong to themselves.

29. I am madly in love with you. Until now, when it comes to love, I will still think of you first, but I won't come back to you.

30. Love is an adventure with unpredictable results. We only hope and pray for the best, but prepare for the worst. QQ Talk in Love.

First, can you stop hurting my heart? If my heart is broken by you, who will love and protect you in the future?

Second, every relationship is beautiful and every journey is charming. It is the regret that we can't have that makes us more concerned; It is those sleepless nights that make us miss it even more. Love is a questionnaire with no answer, and hard pursuit can't make life more complete.

If you love someone deeply, you should learn to stop yourself, don't take him as everything, don't tell him everything, and don't share all your secrets with him. The more you invest, the more you will forget yourself. People who have no self can't find their place in love. The only ending, the tighter you hold on to love, the farther you run, and finally you can only crush your dreams and let the once promises drift away like flying flowers.

Fourth, maybe one day, you and I will pass by. I will stop and tell myself that I once loved that person deeply, but unfortunately she didn't cherish me.

5. Love is a matter for two people. If you are still persistent, entangled and rolling in pain. Over time, you will find that you dug the hole yourself, and all the people buried under it are youth.

6. I don't ask much of you. It's good that you always put me first.

7. At the end of the road, there is another road, as long as you are willing to go; Sometimes, it seems that there is no way, but it's your turn!

Eight, the nerves are too tight and life is boring; Relax occasionally and be good at adjustment; Not for the best, but for a clear conscience; Being practical and serious is better than taking shortcuts; As long as the mentality is correct, life will be happy!

If I could go back in time, I would still choose to know you.

Ten, some troubles are imaginary, but we feel that they are real.

Eleven, looking for a partner is to find a generous, generous person who refuses to eat at all, and don't believe it if you say that you love you ten thousand times. People who love you will willingly lose to you. Learn to be tolerant and know how to be tolerant, so as to prove that I love you deeply. He may not give you much, but with tolerance, he gave you everything.

12. Do you have the feeling that you have a lot to say to him, but suddenly you feel that you have nothing to say after meeting him? I felt scarred when I left, and everything suddenly became clear when I met you. It turns out that those troubles in feelings are just because the person you love is not around.

Thirteen, the secret of all growth lies in self-discipline. If you learn to control yourself, you will have the best teacher.

Sometimes I don't really want to cry, but when someone asks me what's wrong, I can't help crying.

Fifteen, if, a few years later, my tombstone is engraved with my name and your surname, then this life will be complete.

Sixteen, be a simple person, pragmatic. Don't indulge in fantasy. Don't rock the boat.

Seventeen, a turn, can be a destination; A turn can also be a new beginning.

18. Failure is also necessary. To me, it is as valuable as success. Only when I know how to do a bad thing well can I know what is the way to do a good thing.

Nineteen, life, there will always be unexpected warmth, and endless hope. It can be said that it is a kind of luck to meet, get together and meet in the life journey of people coming and going, gathering and parting, on their different life trajectories and in the hearts of different experiences. Fate is not always there, so we should cherish the hard-won fate.

20. The secret of life is that you are very happy to have a tea chat with someone today, so you want to come back tomorrow, only to find that you are not so happy, and even the person you had a tea chat with yesterday has disappeared. Living is to miss the sunrise and bus every day, to miss the stock ups and downs of the four seasons, to hug you before you cry, and to say goodbye to someone solemnly.

Twenty-one, don't fix yourself in a state, travel regularly, no matter where you go or who you meet.

Twenty-two, if a person has reached the point where he has nothing to rely on, he will often become strong.

Twenty-three, even if you are unhappy, you will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle.

Twenty-four, it turns out that he has only recovered from his appearance in recent years, and there is an injury that goes deep into the bone marrow and wreaks havoc in places that people can't see.

Twenty-five, the magnificent life is sown in the tortuous soil, with lofty mind, peaceful mind, far-sighted vision and accurate positioning. If you want your dream to come true, the first thing to do is to wake up from it quickly.

Twenty-six, the real strong, not without tears, but running with tears.

I will never touch your underwear until I can give you a wedding dress.

1. I don't know if I can meet you again in my next life, so I will try my best to give you the best in this life.

2. Confess to him, just halfway through, he told me to stop, and I suddenly burst into tears. Who knows? He said I should chase you.

When you are poor, I am your last piece of luggage.

Please take my ashes. If you meet a bad person, let me protect you for the last time.

5. What is a daughter-in-law? Air. What is air? My life.

He Jiong asked Jason, Nana and I fell into the water at the same time. Why did you save me? Jason said, because I won't let her near such a dangerous place.

The boy and the girl met and fell in love a year ago. One day, when the boy fainted, she realized that if he had a heart transplant, he would survive, but the boy didn't have an operation. No matter how his family tried to persuade him, even his favorite girl tried to persuade him. Finally, the boy went to heaven with the girl's love. Soon, the girl got the boy's diary from the boy's mother, and there was a line on the last page: with the love of others, I'm afraid I can't do it.

8. Did you have a nightmare? What dream did you have?

9. At the wedding, the master of ceremonies asked the bride and groom who was in charge and stepped forward. Then the bride smiled and did not move, but the groom took a step back.

10. Who chose my wife's computer as the sofa? Who picked out my wife's curtains? What exactly did you choose my wife for?

1 1. China people looked at math stupidly: Why should it be more difficult? Math gave him a gentle hug and showed a coquettish smile: this will focus everyone's scolding on me, fool, I don't want to see you scolded.

12. Am I important? You are heavy, so am I.

13. When he proposed to her, he only said three words: trust me; When she gave birth to her first daughter, he said to her: hard work; On the day of his daughter's long-distance wedding, he put his arm around her shoulder and said, and me. On the day he received her critical notice, he repeatedly said to her: I am here; At the moment when she was leaving, he kissed her on the forehead and said softly, wait for me. In this life, he never told her I love you once, but love never left.

14. I will never touch your underwear until I can give you a wedding dress.

15. He carried her and she asked him: Am I heavy? The whole world is on my back. Do you feel heavy?

16. Girls like apples, and boys always peel two apples a day, one for each person. Although she likes this feeling, every time a boy always bites two apples first and then hands her one, which makes her feel unhappy. Once, when the boy was not looking, the girl grabbed the apple he had bitten and took a bite, feeling that it was not as crisp, sweet and delicious as her own.

17. The old man hurried into the bedroom, then hid the cigarette in a small corner of the house, ready to rush into the bathroom to brush off the smell of his mouth. Suddenly, he stopped. Then he sat on the sofa and burst into tears. It turns out that his wife has been gone for half a month.

18. You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.

19. Will you comfort me if I cry? No. Why? Because I won't make you cry.

Even if the whole world betrays you, I will stand by and betray the whole world.

2 1. What is true love? True love is quarreling, rushing out the door and buying a dish when you come back.

22. I think of you first in the morning and last in the evening.

Patrick: Hey, Spongebob, let's catch jellyfish. Spongebob: Sorry, I can't today. I have to go to school. Patrick: If you go to school, what should I do today? Spongebob: I don't know. What do you usually do when I'm not at home? Patrick: When you come back.

24. How long will I stay with you? Is it enough to bury you beside me?

Talk about the space in qq love

First, if you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

Second, in fact, I have been waiting for you. When you lean on my shoulder and tell me, will there be a day when your tenderness belongs to me? I won't make you sad or cry again!

Third, I can feel your heartache, and you have unspeakable helplessness. But you act like you don't care at all. The more you do this, the worse I feel.

Lonely life is not terrible. If we can get freedom from it, then we will be happy. Many people in long-term relationships think that they have forgotten what they once insisted on and owned, and finally begin to envy lonely people.

Fifth, love, emotionally, when you want to conquer each other, you have actually been conquered by each other to a certain extent. (This article comes from Classic Quotations Network) First, the attraction of the other party to you, and then your desire to conquer the other party.

Six, no longer feel like a knife, no longer reluctant to go, only, silently separated. ...

Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance.

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that the things you have tried so hard to forget are really gone.

Whether we loved or just missed, I will thank you. Because I met you, I knew what it was like to miss someone. Because I met you, I realized that feelings really can't be forced; Because I met you, I know my heart is not really dead; Because I met you, I know I can have good memories. Therefore, no matter how you treat me, I will forgive your kindness with my heart and remember your kindness with my heart.

Love needs to take care of each other. When our loved ones are tired, we don't just sit around and ignore them, but talk to each other more. When the other party needs something, we try our best to meet the other party's needs, at least let the other party know that the feeling around us is so warm.

Eleven, since you appeared, I have known that being loved is so beautiful.

Twelve, some people meet like meteors, and instantly produce enviable sparks, but they are destined to rush by.

Thirteen, there are some people who will never be together in this life, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in their hearts for a lifetime.

Fourteen, don't say love easily, the promise made is the debt owed!

No matter how much you love each other, you must never be a third party. Think carefully and silently. Because I know that such a story is doomed from the beginning, and it is doomed that many people will be hurt in this story from the beginning. Those who should go always have to go, but those who can't stay are like flowers on the other side. After a lifetime of poverty, flowers and leaves are still wrong.

Sixteen, what is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

17. Love has nothing to do with vision. No matter how clearly you see it, there is only ambiguity in love. Because too smart and too rational, there is no way to fall in love, and love is simply blind.

18. Being in love is like cutting your hair. You didn't know the result until the end. Whether the result will make everyone happy is not guaranteed, but everything is your choice.

Nineteen, because of love, so compassion: because of understanding, so tolerance.

Twenty, those smiling eyes scattered with the wind, like the love poems of lonely poets, are scattered in rows and rows. The lonely bell lamented all night, and those flowery faces finally lost to the decay of time cutting. We look up at the sun sadly and see that the years have not passed, and the years have run out.

Twenty-one, a person can fall in love with many people in his life. After you get the happiness that really belongs to you, you will understand that the pain together is actually a kind of wealth, so that you can learn to better grasp and cherish the people you love.

Twenty-two, love a person, depends on the person, not on yourself. Involuntary because of unforgettable, and never give up because of irreplaceable. There is always expectation in my heart, and there is waiting in the dim light; Always be good to you, and you will be willing to pay all the habitual dependence. You may have nothing in the world, but in the hearts of those who love you, you are the world. Cherish a person who loves you deeply, but also cherish a heart that integrates into life for you. Classic quotations network

23. Just when I thought that nothing had changed, and I could rejoin your arms for a lifetime as long as I was happy, everything actually changed. I'm like a nautilus in a shell. When I look out at the world, the sea where I once lived has become an unattainable mountain range, and I am a fossil dead body on the cliff.

24. Happiness is not immortality, big fish and big meat, or the power of the ruling and opposition parties. Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life. Eat if you want, and be loved if you want to be loved.

Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

Twenty-six, if you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, then let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.

27. The world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose.

Twenty-eight, some people meet like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry.

Twenty-nine, countless times in the artistic conception of dreams, I outlined your appearance, so pious, like your heart, I will never forget it.

Thirty, someone betrayed you, but you want to save it. Someone doesn't love you, but you please him. Why do you wronged yourself for love? If a person really loves you, he will never be cold and hot for you; If a person really wants to chase you, he will never play with you. It is better to be single than to be in humble love.