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Lesson 10
? A windy boy
This windy "cow man" runs very fast. Whenever I see him running, a lyric will come to my mind: He runs like a gust of wind. ...
"Niu Ren" has a quick reaction, and running always comes first. At the sports meeting, as soon as the gunfire rang, I saw him running to the finish line like an arrow leaving the string. Sure enough, he won the first prize again. The students all said, "send him to the sports meeting next year!" It will definitely win glory for the class. "
Sports genius
? Athletes, although not as fast as the last one, are very good at other sports.
He is a football player in our school, and he can be seen running fast in every football match. His grades are also good. I wonder: he plays football every day and sometimes he doesn't study very much. How can he get good grades?
After seeing the "awesome people" in our class, do you think they are awesome? Is it "bullish"?
There are many strange people in the world, and there are countless "awesome people" in our class. Our class is "awesome". Don't believe it? Look!
? "saliva baby"
It was a bolt from the blue in the class, but it was a Chinese teacher! I saw the Chinese teacher waving a "sword" and cursing. Scold who? Li SB, the "saliva baby", was dragged by the teacher to stab him with a "sword", dodging and being dragged by the teacher. The teacher scolded more and more fiercely, and we were all frightened.
After the war, the teacher let go of the "saliva baby" and washed his hands quickly. Why? The "saliva baby" drools a lot.
Fine bamboo pole
Our class has a "bamboo pole"-yellow and yellow. Students call her "the first" or "Huang Yi". Her mother often says, "Our bamboo poles …" and "Our wires …". Huang's arm is as thin as a wire. I suspect that her mother answered the electricity by hand.
Huang's high jump is strong, probably because he is light. On the field, she jumped more than one meter with light and agile movements and achieved good results in the high jump.
This is the "awesome person" in our class.
She is a very beautiful girl. When you first met her, you might think she was an angel. In Chinese class, the teacher asked, "Which girl is the most beautiful in our class?" The whole class will say, "SY Chen!"
She is not only beautiful, but also more awesome. When she was young, if the noise in the classroom was louder than that in the vegetable market, even the deaf could not stand it, as long as she said, "Be quiet!" "The whole class instantly quiet down. When someone whispers a word, the deskmate stomps on it. At this time, the students on duty outside the door nodded with satisfaction and wrote a green word of Japanese value.
She is also an athlete. She ranked second in the sprint event of the school sports meeting. If a boy bullies a person in the "four beauties" group, she will lock this person and run after the whole school until she catches someone.
She is also a "master of painting and calligraphy". At the beginning of school, her handwriting was very ordinary, but after unremitting efforts, she finally won the first place in the English word writing competition. Her strokes are as beautiful as those copied from textbooks.
You see, this is the "awesome person" in our class who is both civil and military, sometimes gentle and sometimes cold.
Facts are stranger than novels. There are many great people in our class. Don't believe it? Come and see-
Interesting genius
There is a genius in my class-Zhuang's name is Y, which is homophonic "pretending to be forced". He is an interesting person in our class. Whenever we meet him, everyone will be amused and laugh their heads off. On one occasion, he made up a new joke at the beginning of Piggy Peggy: Hello, I'm Peggy's roast suckling pig. This is my brother-pork slices, this is my sister-roast whole pig, this is my father-pork noodles, and this is my mother-pork soup. We are a nest of delicious pigs. After he finished speaking, the whole class stood quietly for three seconds, and then burst into laughter.
? Sports genius
There is another athlete in our class-Yan Han. He walks like the wind, moves like a cloud, and shuttles through the crowd like an oily fish. He is very tall, plays basketball well, and dunks are a must. One jump, one buckle and one fall, the whole journey is only 3 seconds, and no one can beat it.
? How's it going? Let's be the cows in our class!
Under the scorching sun, some classmates and I played football on the playground. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew. It turned out that a sixth-grade football player was running, and there was a "wind" behind him, which really looked like a flying fighter.
He is eight feet tall, with blue eyes and a round head like a watermelon. He looks strong and seems to be able to lift a thousand pounds. He runs once a minute (400 meters), his hands swing in a big arc, and his legs are 180 degrees apart. Running posture should be battle-hardened.
When our school competed with other schools, the playground became a sea of people, and everyone shouted in unison: "Come on! Come on! " I saw that he grabbed the ball from the opponent's foot at an amazing speed and made a "scud" to the opponent's goal. The ball hit the goal as accurately as a bullet. Finally, our school won.
After the match between the two schools, everyone was more impressed with him.
Do you think he is "awesome"?
In Chinese class, he kept talking with his deskmate, as if he didn't hear the teacher at all; However, he always comes first in every exam.
When the bell rang, he rushed out of the classroom like a gust of wind. It is impossible to find him in class.
The students said: "He is an optimistic person, studies well and is an optimist!" " "He usually does a lot of experiments, such as: volcanic eruption, light bulb glowing, snail shell broken and so on. I asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up? "He said he wanted to be a scientist.
He is the monitor of our class. He is really awesome!
Wu Shen is from Wulin, and "Niu Ren" is from our class. There is such a person in our class that the whole class admires him and even the Chinese teacher gives a thumbs up.
Let's talk about his first characteristic. He is a veritable pistachio in our class. In Chinese class, the teacher told a joke to ease the atmosphere when she saw that everyone was a little off. The "cow man" laughed wildly and made everyone laugh. As we all know, diseases are contagious, but I really didn't expect laughter to be contagious. Since the position of "Niu Ren" changed to my front desk, I seem to be infected by "Laughter Virus", and every little thing will laugh with "Niu Ren".
He is also a master of calligraphy. When he wrote new words and copied books, he was as fast as a snail, but he got three stars.
This "awesome person" in our class is so awesome!
Wulin is a master, and our class is now a cow. There are many great people in our class. Today, we talk about Cai, an athlete and a master of calligraphy.
His handwriting is vivid and lifelike. Every stroke is strong and powerful, and the brushwork is like a knife. I will feel better after reading his words.
His basketball skill is very good, and he can smash with his bare hands after the run-up. When attacking, it is like a sharp arrow piercing the other crowd, and no one can stop it; When defending, it is like a wall standing on the court, so that the opponent can't get around the ball frame. The students all said that even Yao could not escape from his palm.
This is the Daniel who can move quietly in our class. With him, the class is full of laughter every day.
The master is out of the mountain, and the "cow man" is in my class. I believe that everyone has never seen such a person. Let me introduce him now.
Her name is Lin, and she is an athlete. In the school sports meeting, she won the first place in the women's 400 meters in the whole year with the long jump of 3. 15 meters, and she is a well-deserved "awesome person". I usually run faster than her, but when I get to the field, I'm not even a slag in the last 50 meters sprint.
She also has a nickname-"Death" because she is a "violent woman". People who want to mess with her must be careful. Once, I accidentally bumped into her and she kicked her. It was really painful at that time.
This is the "awesome person" in our class!
There is such a person who has two dimples when he smiles and keeps talking, which is the biggest in our class. If someone can't find our class, listen to which class laughs the most outside. It must be our class.
He is a talkative man. When the teacher says one sentence, he makes five sentences. Once in class, just after the teacher finished, he suddenly said, "Oh, my God!" Immediately let the whole class burst into laughter. The teacher glared at him: "Do you want to give you a' big mouth' award?"
This man's joke is extremely low. He can laugh at anything he thinks is interesting. Look at him. He was shaking with laughter. He won't stop for a while.
I think it is appropriate for him to take part in the "dialogue" competition and win the first place.
The master is in the folk, and the "Niu Ren" is now in my class. This awesome person is unusual. In our class, her name is Wu Ding (according to the tower method of Zhou Dynasty). All the students who have seen Hu Xiaoxiao call her "Scud Spice Girl" and "Bajie Mom".
? The mother of bajie
This fairy is really difficult to serve. She accidentally annoyed her. As for her, she doesn't talk, stare or get angry. She pulls your ear as soon as she reaches out. The person whose ear was almost torn off turned to look, and she disappeared, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. Everyone thinks that she is simply the reincarnation of Cixi.
? Hot girl with long hair
In physical education class, once the girls in the class are bullied, she goes forward to beat them. She didn't let go until the man cried for mercy.
? This is her-Yu. Is she "extraordinary"
The master is out of the mountain, and the "cow man" is in my class. Speaking of the "awesome people" in our class, it is still a long story.
The "King of Hip Hop" in our class tells many jokes every time, and the recess will never end. I don't think there is enough time for him to watch a whole class.
He is also a famous "darkroom actor". Every student will stay in the "darkroom" for a long time and come out with a sad face. Only he came out in a few minutes, and the expression on his face seemed to have never been in.
He is also a "pistachio" in our class. His face is full of smiles every day and he has never been sad. Laugh if you do badly in the exam, laugh if you do well in the exam. He always makes us all laugh.
Do you think this man is awesome? He is just one of the great men, and there are many great men in our class!
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