How to describe a man before and after marriage, funny

Before getting married, men always take the trouble to say: I love you, you are the most beautiful woman in my heart. The woman is satisfied.

After getting married, men rarely talk. The woman couldn't help but ask the man: Why didn't you say anything? The man smiled generously: Those are all lies and very hypocritical. I want to be an honest person now.

Before getting married, when a man buys a gift for a woman, he always inflates the price and says in an understatement: It’s a trivial matter if he can’t afford it.

After getting married, men always don’t like to go shopping with women. If they reluctantly go together, they either think it’s too expensive or they don’t look good. Anyway, they just don’t have the patience to go shopping with a woman.

Before getting married, when a man goes on a date, he always tidies himself up again and again, making sure he is spotless. The woman thought: This young man is so nimble and comfortable to look at.

After getting married, men often look sloppy with dirty clothes, torn socks, and long hair, but they still say: I already have a wife, so it doesn’t matter.

Before getting married, men talk about their lofty ambitions, short-term ideas, and blueprints one after another. The woman was delighted and full of emotions: This is an ambitious young man.

After getting married, when the man opens his mouth again, the woman smiles: Is there a new girl in the office who is practicing her eloquence at home? Are you going to continue what you said before, or do you have new plans?

Before getting married, men usually buy flowers for women. Represents romance.

After getting married, the woman asked the man to buy flowers, but the man said: To be honest, flowers are neither for food nor clothing, so it is better to buy some daily necessities, which is cost-effective.

Before marriage, a man is passionate about a woman and loves her for a lifetime.

After getting married, men slowly transform passion and love into family affection, and everything becomes dull. . . . . .