Children's jokes are full of hilarious children's words.

1. I asked my little niece, "Were you born by your father or your mother?"

She: "Of course I was born by my mother."

me: "How do you know?"

she: "isn't it simple? Boys give birth to boys and girls give birth to girls! "

2. When my son came back from school, I said, Bring me the test paper.

but my son refused to take out the test paper, and I said, nothing, I have strong psychological resistance!

but my son bowed his head and said, but my body is not strong enough to fight!

3. Brother-in-law is away on business, and the elder sister comes home with her little nephew. My mother calls the elder sister a little cotton-padded jacket all day.

After staying for a few days, my brother-in-law came back from a business trip to pick up the couple, and my nephew answered the door. My mother asked who it was, and my nephew said, I'm here to pick up the cotton-padded jacket! !

4. A colleague wanted to have two children, and advised his son that there were many advantages to having another brother or sister: "I will play with you and be your little sidekick."

As a result, the son calmly asked, "Why didn't you say that snacks will be divided in half?"

5. Enjoy the cool in the courtyard with my son, and look up. A bright moon is high in the sky, and a few white clouds float by. . .

"Dad, what do you think of the moon and white clouds?"

"It's just the moon and white clouds. What else can it look like?"

"cut! No imagination at all! Like a soup pot of instant-boiled mutton! ! ! By the way, when will you eat the instant-boiled mutton you promised me? "

me. . .

6. My niece does her homework. The homework is on the small desk, and people are playing with toys.

Her father gave her a lecture, and her little niece's mouth became warped, complaining: The mobile phone can be charged for five minutes and talked for two hours. Why can't I do my homework for five minutes and rest for two hours? . .