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Happy after drinking, talk about mood phrases.

1, someone asked, why do you prefer drinking to smoking? I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking also hurts others.

2. You are responsible for smiling like a flower, and I am responsible for clicking.

3. Before drinking, I belonged to the world; After drinking, the world belongs to me.

4, girlfriends, when I have money, I will take you to eat all the food in the world and visit all the streets in the world.

To tell the truth, I often despair, but I still firmly believe that everything will be fine as long as the rain stops.

6. I heard that you have the most courage when you cry when you are drunk.

7. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more you soak, the weaker you get.

8. I hope I can keep my old friends with old wine after many years.

9. The most beautiful long hair didn't stay in my hand. I drank the wine happily.

10, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

1 1, you drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

12, drink the east wind and calm the heart. -Ouyang Xiu's "Langtaosha"

13, drinking is not for drinking, just can't get rid of friends.

14, don't let family become a drunken dream.

15, how many bottles of wine did he drink on the night of your engagement? Because of him, the whole street was blocked by traffic.

16, people will get drunk if they are not drunk.

17, I have, I am perfect, and you are indispensable.

18, we had a fight and rolled over, but we never touched each other. It is my greatest honor to know you.

19, I don't like you drinking, playing games and having an affair with other women. Am I wrong?

20. At the moment, I smoke, drink, fight, get tattoos and go to nightclubs. No wonder you don't want me.

2 1, many people say that they can't forget drinking, but they still drink. The pursuit of drinking is not forgetting, but a temporary relief.

22. I wonder whose name I will call when I am drunk.

23, no one to accompany me to drink, no one to accompany me to sing, no one to accompany me to grow old.

24. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do anything.

25, sober people don't have to be happy, so some people like wine.

26. Wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

27. Drink the strongest wine, smoke the hottest cigarettes and love the person you love the most.

I wish I could drink, so I don't have to think about it when I'm drunk.

29. A good friend is someone who sees through you, likes you and commits two crimes with you.