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What if the male god finds out I'm watching H-movies?

One?

What is the most embarrassing and exciting meeting scene in your life?

I think it's probably because as a girl, the first time I met her, I found out that you were watching H movies ~

This is the first time that Yuan and Dong Ge met.

Anyway, because I saw her again in the crowd, Brother Dong never forgot Ah Yuan's wretched face when he was watching a movie.

Later, Yuan had another nickname-Man Woman ~

In fact, Yuan is not human at all. Although there are a lot of "bad tastes" (as she said, she observed her poop for more than a month in her observation homework when she was a child, and the color, smell and taste were removed ...), as a girl from an orthodox family, this is not bad ~

It may be that Yuan was taken abroad by his parents for several years since he was a child. Anyway, she is interested in something different from other ordinary girls. While others are playing the piano and playing the guzheng, she is playing skateboard and chess ~

These hobbies do not include watching movies. They are fresh and refined, like Yuan. I really just want to explore the relationship between "desire and reason" in my own experiments ~

Old Dong certainly doesn't believe in Ben, but friends around him, both men and women, like Ayuan very much. This kind of girl paper, which is not secretive and does not cause trouble, is rare in this society now ~

Old Dong is very interested in Ah Yuan. It's a pity that Lao Dong has no other wild desires except the impression of "man woman" ~

If it is really "the impression of love at first sight", Ayuan is also very upset ~

Two?

With Yuan's personality, she is good at expressing her feelings, but she doesn't hide it. But whenever Yuan explained her "purpose" to Lao Dong, Lao Dong always had a teasing expression of "never doing it", as if it was not Yuan but a gay~

Old Dong said: No wonder you need a man when you look at a small piece ~ A Yuan is a little unhappy to hear this. She said to herself: What is this theory? Why can't girls watch it? Is it necessary to immerse yourself in a pig cage like the old society?

You see, A Yuan even knows how to soak pig cages, and it also involves China's classical feudal culture. )

I always play the role of Yuan. She has said "nonono, I don't think …", but in the face of Lao Dong, she put up with it ~

We all said that Lao Dong knew how to disguise himself and refused in disguise. Yuan thought for a long time and asked, I think I'm ok, so what does he like?

A Yuan's words really hit the nail on the head. The perfect goddess in Lao Dong's heart has the same aesthetic as most straight men: it is best to be straight, gentle and charming, and like pink lace or something. ......

Others, there are no unnecessary noble requirements ~

Yuan said: I like fans, too. For example, the little cartoon of the little pink pig sister, the pink cartoon image is very cute ~

Everyone rolled their eyes after hearing this. Sure enough, the American emperor came back with the generation gap. Anyway, we know that A Yuan doesn't have a pink fluffy skirt and lace sheets, and the complete works of Shakespeare at home and the darts hanging on the wall are out of place ~

Three?

Old Dong sometimes asks Ayuan when he is drunk: You said that you are obviously a woman, why do you want to have short hair?

Yuan said: Because I like it, I had long hair before 17!

Old Dong asked again: You are obviously a woman, why don't you wear a skirt? Hey, hey, hey, are you good at this?

Yuan frowned. Old Dong, I don't like you talking like that. I hope to find a boyfriend ~

Old Dong was amused by Yuan's serious expression: Which man values you? Actually, you have a girlfriend Last time I saw you and Judy, it was very harmonious ~

I really wanted to sit with Lao Dong for a while, but now Yuan wants to go home ~

Yuan thinks it doesn't matter that Lao Dong doesn't like her, but she really can't accept some of Lao Dong's views on things. She can't understand why girls have to wear long hair and skirts, but also like pink and lace and x-game ~

Four?

Later, Yuan started dating a new boy. She is not the kind of girl who can't let go, but Lao Dong doesn't seem to be used to it ~

I have to say that he still appreciates a girl like Yuan from the bottom of his heart. This time, he took the initiative to make an appointment with Yuan, and Yuan Xinran kept the appointment.

From Ayuankou, Lao Dong knows that she is currently dating ~ a boy ~

A Yuan looked at Lao Dong and thought he could give him another chance. He said that although I was dating him, there was nothing at present. I mean, my feelings for him haven't changed substantially ~

Old Dong didn't understand, and he used cheap tricks that hurt others and didn't benefit himself: Stop it, you are both dating, there must be an affair!

While Yuan couldn't figure out why some words became unbearable in Lao Dong's office, a new word appeared in his mind: gender bias ~

Yuan smiled and said byebye~ to Lao Dong ~

She decided, Lao Dong, not to be friends ~

Sometimes you have to admit that some people are really not suitable for you. Well, let's get this straight: some people really don't deserve you ~

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