What humorous sentences are there to describe small breasts?

I am not very tall, not very beautiful, not very gentle, and my emotional intelligence is not high, except for my small chest. It seems that everything else is fine. ?

Because I really didn't like my breasts before, I wore two iron T-shaped corsets and sports bras for three years, and then I wanted to buy new underwear because my breasts were small. From the sports bra, I saw that they were seamless, and then my big breasts became smaller. This is too difficult, really too difficult.

Born with small breasts, every time my husband touches my chest when he starts his next move, he will be very happy.

Fortunately, my chest is small and I can't shake it, otherwise it hurts all over when I run, Amitabha.

In the past, my brain tonic was at least as small as a coastal defense ship. But it doesn't matter, even if you are not small, as long as your breasts are small. ?

A man saying "I don't care about your small breasts" is actually the same as a woman saying "I don't care about your poverty"? .

Losing weight will really look good, and looking good is really useful. Sister, it doesn't matter if the chest is small, but the waist is thick and the legs are thick, which is really fatal. ?

I'd rather have a small chest than be as fat as a pig. I am not ugly in anything. I hope I can treat myself well in July, and all the bad things will be handled well this month.

I didn't dare to wear black clothes before, because it would make my chest small. Now, even if I wear black tights, I feel quite big.