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Classic quotations from the post-90s generation.
This handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.
3. Hello, Aunt, I'm your son's boyfriend.
Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.
I envy you for knowing me so young.
6. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.
7. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am beautiful.
8. Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, because the world doesn't belong to you.
9. We should look forward and not miss some bad dates. How can I know what is good? Mimi likes this sentence best. . )
10. Love is a glass of wine. I carefully held it to my beloved, and he accidentally spilled it, so I mixed it with water.
1 1. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness.
12. You have spent your whole life looking back on your youth, and you have to question your life all your life?
13. Please tell the prince that I am still on the road, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons, handsome guys ... He is still sleeping!
14. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.
15. When I love you, what you say is what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?
16. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.
17. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.
18. Remember to marry me early in the afterlife.
19. Whoever makes me cry, I will make you bleed.
20. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.
2 1. When bored, the favorite thing to do is to be in a daze. ....
22. A swimming pool without a bikini beauty is not a complete swimming pool.
23. Philosophers are illegal. When you think about the same thing for more than five minutes and thirty seconds, you become a philosopher.
24. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.
25. If God wants to destroy it, he must first make it crazy.
26. Life can't be like cooking. You must prepare all the ingredients before cooking.
There must be a hole next to the mouse when it laughs at the cat.
28. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.
29. The most important thing in life is not where you are, but where you are going. It's also a B, which can be turned into NB in The Journey to the West, and it can only be SB if it breaks through the south wall and doesn't look back.
30. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then shedding tears.
3 1. As an animal, I feel great pressure.
Mom said people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.
33. Life is a coffee table filled with cups!
The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. .....
36. Lie down where you fell.
It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.
38. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.
The biggest advantage of getting old is that you can't get what was fashionable when you were young, but now you don't want it.
Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
4 1. Life is like toilet paper. Talk as little as possible if you have nothing to do.
42. Don't talk to me about ideals, and quit!
43. Did you make coffee today?
44. Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot.
45. Relax, I'm not a good person.
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