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How to identify Neptune at a glance

After chasing the drama all the way, Fan finally saw the scene of "going to the sea to be clean" in "Nothing at Thirty". In this breakup drama, Mannia took off all the clothes given to her by Liang Zhengxian in the restaurant and put on the clothes borrowed from her by the waiter before escorting her.

On the other hand, Liang Zhengxian frequently boarded the hot search as a "Neptune" and a "master of space management". Before, Jiang Shuying sent Weibo to ask netizens "What is Neptune", and then Shawn Yue finally wished Wang Manni a happy breakup.

Zhu Fan will be a friend who hasn't figured out the situation first. What is Neptune under popular science?

Neptune, an important branch of love rat, is equipped with central air-conditioning, which generally refers to the love rat with numerous ambiguous relationships, the guiding ideology of "casting a net and fishing more" as the center, and multi-line operation ability. Wang Manni's ex-boyfriend Liang Zhengxian is an iconic figure.

Let's get down to business, let's take over many routines of this drama Neptune ~

-I'm the dividing line.

A handsome and wealthy elite.

Neptune usually has an elite: wealth is free, life is tasteful, time is flexible, and she will stay in different cities for a short time because of her work ... In short, it is easy to win the favor of women regardless of her appearance or conditions.

Liang Zhengxian, a 37-year-old Chinese American, returned to Hong Kong to start a business many years ago and now lives in Hong Kong. Combed with retro oil heads, almost every appearance is a four-piece set of high-end watches, suits, shirts and pocket square towels, which is a standard Hong Kong financial talent Look.

Judging from the same skin color, greasy head, jaw shape, eyebrow eye, beard and temperament, are Liang Zhengxian and Dānlín brothers?

Coincidentally, Zhou Chaohua (Xi Mihua), an entertainment tycoon who had a big fight with his mistress in the main palace, also painted in this style. ...

Liang, who likes to emphasize his "freedom of wealth", can make a lot of money as long as he goes in and out of the bureau and does some financial management casually.

Eating, living and traveling are all high-level:

Luxury cruise ships live in business class, know how to tip chefs and unlock hidden menus in minutes.

Understand the preferred whisky of successful people. I remember that on the day when Liang Zhengxian and Manny met in the cruise bar, Manny ordered a glass of Scotch whisky casually, and Liang Zhengxian chose Yamazaki 12 for a one-on-one drink. Neptune, who is "intimate" and knows wine, soon saw that Manny was drinking it for the first time and didn't adapt to Lafarge's taste, so he seized the opportunity and invited Manny to drink a cup of delicious Japanese whiskey.

When I took Mannia to my friend's whisky bar, I also ordered a case of wine on the spot to show my taste &; Strength.

In addition to food and wine, Liang Zhengxian also has good tourist routes: fishing with Japanese fishing boats, cruise ships, aurora in Iceland and shipwreck in Vanuatu. ...

In the play, Liang Zhengxian's scooter is a Maybach.

In Hong Kong, I live in Repulse Bay Mansion with my girlfriend Zhao Jingyu of 7 years.

For the real estate in Shanghai, Fan's visual inspection is oriental.

When staying in a five-star hotel, please refer to the Banyan Tree Room Card on the Bund presented to Wang Manni.

By the way, Liang Zhengxian, who insists on fitness, is wearing thin clothes, undressing and fleshy, and shows no signs of getting fat.

Some people think that this elite man is too greasy, which makes people think that he always dances by the pool, but Fan believes that many people must eat this kind of divination.

A considerate, passionate and mature man.

In addition to competitive hardware, gentleness, carefulness, thoughtfulness and observability are also the key points for successful fishermen.

For example, when Liang Zhengxian speaks, he will sincerely look into each other's eyes. The folds in the corner of his eyes reveal that he is a habitual criminal of picking up girls.

Ordinary straight men are still struggling with their wives' hairstyles. Liang Zhengxian focused his attention on the glue stuck at the bottom of Wang Manni's high heels.

With such superb insight, Fan last met a male star with the same name and surname as Liang Zhengxian in LZX's composition. Show Lo once recorded the details of his first meeting with Grace Chow in the article Boys and Girls.

How many boys can observe girls' nail polish falling off when they meet for the first time?

More coincidentally, both of them knew that "this is not a good topic", but they "played this uncertain joke". Perhaps this embarrassing, inappropriate and even offensive way of chatting up is Neptune's trick to attract the opposite sex and break through the psychological defense of the opposite sex.

There are too many fragments in the play to show Liang Zhengxian's meticulous (heart) to the machine. Zhu Fan will take you back:

It was windy on the deck, so I immediately took off my warm suit jacket and put it on Mannia.

I secretly bought the bracelet that Mannia found in the shop.

Found out Manny went to the open-air parking lot because the parking fee was too expensive. She immediately rented the parking space closest to the elevator hall for a year, and she kept apologizing that she was not careful and patient enough.

How many women can stand a mature man's meticulous patience to this extent, but still say that he is not considerate?

There is no end to spending money and time, picking up girls

Spending money and time is the last straw to crush a woman's guard.

Encounter at sea, Shanghai affair. When Wang Manni took the bait, Liang Zhengxian also started his high-profile drama of throwing money:

The first time I went to Manny's house for dinner, I offered to help her rent a house near her work unit.

Wang Manni, who refused to buy a house, wore a Loro Piana that was more expensive than her salary. It seems that Liang Zhengxian bought a lot of clothes and bags.

When Shanghai and Hong Kong are not together, Neptune will also send Gucci and Hermes to Manny's house.

Another dozen of Mannia's favorite high-heeled shoes, until she can "wear them at will without feeling bad".

Next, in the name of a birthday present, I gave Wang Manni a Cadillac XT4 instead of walking, as well as a bank card (rejected) and an annual gym card. ......

When the relationship between men and women was open, I bought jewelry for Wang Manni directly in the store, thanking my colleagues for taking care of my girlfriend.

Wang Manni, who was worried about being "kept" before, accepted it gladly after Liang Zhengxian insisted on throwing money.

Of course, Zhao Jingyu, the real girlfriend of "the other side of the sea", also holds a black gold credit card of Liang Zhengxian. ...

See how Neptune spends his time:

About Manny diving abroad, but he was caught. The ticket was booked for my ex-girlfriend six months ago and almost turned over.

In order to catch up with Wang Manni, I flew to Russia for a connecting flight.

Let Mannia see the "best", tell her "wear restrained clothes every day, and clothes will grow on you as long as your skin", and take Mannia to various high-end bureaus. Attend a private exhibition of designers.

With this relationship, Manny also arranged an exhibition for the director from the headquarters, which successfully pleased the leaders.

On the surface, however, it looks like a script in which high-quality men fall from the sky and sparrows become phoenixes, but I believe everyone smells PUA after careful tasting.

Hong Kong men who have money, time and taste, and are willing to devote their lives to the pursuit of girls, have almost become the standard of love rat film and television dramas in recent years. Remember the scene in the Shanghai women's picture book where Brother Xian gave Haiyan Cartier bracelet? On the surface, there is a unique lettering Cartier. Actually, every woman in the leisure club has it.

So don't assume that you have met true love just because the other person is willing to spend money and time. It is possible that you met Neptune. The kind that gives the most precious gift to the one who loves most, but there are many people who love most. ......

Summary of Neptune program

Finally, the critical stage. Although the Neptune program is complex, it is not unsolvable. Observe carefully and never leave the following three tricks:

1, casting the net stage: casting the net widely, so as to resolve the guard and material temptation.

Casting a wide net is the characteristic of Neptune, who often has more than one girlfriend at the same time. Even the actor who plays Liang Zhengxian bluntly said that "he has girlfriends everywhere".

Can't help but remind people of the big Liu between Gambi and that year. ...

At the beginning of the communication, Wang Manni was still wary of Liang Zhengxian, who had nothing to do. However, when Neptune played emotional cards, he not only did not respond to Mannia's doubts, but also complained about her paranoia, and "formed a strange circle" between them.

2. Fish feeding stage: avoid problems and deepen feelings.

With the warming of feelings, Wang Manni hopes to clarify their relationship and even move in together in Hong Kong. On the one hand, Liang Zhengxian evaded these questions. On the other hand, he continued to be kind to Wang Manni, which made her fall under suspicion.

After being forced to establish a relationship between men and women, the first thing Liang Zhengxian did was to tell Mannia that he was unmarried. Come, please enjoy Neptune's wonderful interpretation of unmarried:

When it was really perfunctory, there was an emergency speech by General love rat.

3. Closing the net stage: delaying, transferring contradictions and brainwashing.

When the woman falls completely, Neptune can close the net. Refer to Liang Zhengxian's operation-delay for a while first, and let Mannia give him more time to go back to Hong Kong to finish Zhao Jingyu and split the business. But judging from Zhao Jingyu's rhetoric, there is no property between them.

When I found that I couldn't fool around, I began to retreat. Liang Zhengxian, who didn't want to be a bad guy, acquiesced in Zhao Jingyu's help. It is clear that he has two feet in one foot, but he is torn by women and women.

Finally, when I had to have a showdown with Wang Manni, I brainwashed Wang Manni and coerced her, hoping that she would accept an open relationship with Zhao Jingyu and not interfere with each other. I believe that only the most experienced master can come up with such a perfect space solution!

What will happen if Wang Manni accepts this transparent relationship between North and South? The ending refers to PUA Zhao Jingyu who succeeded Liang Zhengxian:

-I am the end of the dividing line.

Neptune has been destroyed, but Master Fan has to say that to be a qualified Neptune, you should not only work hard for money and career, but also develop in an all-round way in fitness, fashion, hobbies, time management and space management ... So, Liang Sheng, aren't you tired?

Finally, I'll give you an egg: When Zhu Fan resumed, he found that Liang Zhengxian and Wang Manni had confessed their identity as Neptune when they first started dating.

Unfortunately, when Wang Manni fell in love, there was no response at all. ......

Well, the analysis of "Neptune" in the play ends here. what do you think of it ? Welcome to discuss.

Producer of business model: Editor Josie | Operation bleu

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