Best talk about B.

1. It was love at first sight. This is not love, this is face.

2. Lost and recovered. It's always used.

I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.

Life is like playing a game. The longer you play, the higher your experience.

You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become a classic guide to pretending to be B.

6. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

7. Were you vomited three times after you were born, but you were only caught twice?

8. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

9. A guide led the crowd to drink, raised his glass and shouted, Let's die together!

10. Two flies are eating shit. The female fly asked the male fly: Husband? Why eat shit every day? The male fly said, I'm eating. Don't say those disgusting words.

1 1. My classmate farted when he left the dormitory door yesterday. The man asked him, why don't you go out to play? He said: Leave the warmth to the dormitory.

12. Behind a successful man stands a woman forever, and behind a rich woman stands a group of men forever.

13. I sent my heart to the wrong address. Would you please give it back to me now?

14. Excuse me, miss, this person is mine. Please take care of your thighs and sexual desire.

15. winter vacation homework is: You write for a month, and the teacher writes a reading. .

16. Wandering the streets and asking about the whereabouts of happiness.

17. I once passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

18. You have no image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

19. The chances of finding true love this year are similar to those of being struck by lightning.

20. The most painful thing in the world is to be awakened by urine after a good sleep.

2 1. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

22. I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

23. You are so beautiful that countless heroes died in the competition.

24. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but unexpectedly I hit the wall gorgeously.

25. Wishes are made, not realized.

26. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

27. I don't hate you, but I can't see anything I like from you!

28. You said I walked too slowly. Well, I won't go. Please carry me!

29. You said I was too fat. How can I be fat without you as a foil?

30. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

3 1. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

32. MM called me just now: "Come to my house, no one!" Run away with excitement! ! ! I knocked on the door for a long time and found that there was really no one.

When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

34. What kind of TV do we watch? Finally, when the hero and heroine get married, TV will end. What does this mean? Explanation: It's over as soon as you get married.

35. According to the law, a man can only get married at the age of 23, but 18 can be a soldier. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

36. In this weather, steam in the dormitory, dry-cook in bed, teppanyaki with a mat, go out for a barbecue, swim and boil, and return to the pot at night!

37. I like exams very much. Basically, I have to take them more than twice in every course.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

39. I am so pure that I was almost ruined by you.

40. Mom said: Not necessarily an angel with wings, but Lei Zhenzi.

4 1. I want to eat when I am unhappy. When I eat, I get fat. When I get fat, I am unhappy.

42. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friend list like dead people, occasionally cheating the corpse and changing the epitaph from time to time.

All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

44. When cooking at noon, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: "Go, cut the carrots into diced meat."

45. My name is Yu and my nickname is Runtu.

46. Once I was in the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.