Humor that doesn't make money.

1, I just caught a cockroach, and I finally finished eating meat for half a year!

2. I'm so poor recently. Alipay has no money, WeChat has no money, and cash has no money. Poor guy, somebody help me!

I always thought that money can buy everything, but later I found that I really can't because there is not enough money.

4, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.

5. I'm waiting for your double eleven express carton.

6. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but how to have money is the biggest problem.

7. Rolls-Royce with money, but those without money are exhausted.

8, people are not good, the mouth is not sweet, looks awkward, and has no money.

9. Everything is fake, only poverty is real, and I have a deep understanding.

10, it is difficult to make money, life is not easy, where is the way out?

1 1. Work hard and earn money. It is easy to spend money, but difficult to make money. Bringing home the bacon is not easy.

12, I found that I had no money in my pocket for the first time, and I felt very insecure.

13, I found my words very valuable when I paid the phone bill.

14, I successfully mixed up for another year, and I didn't earn any money and had nothing this year.

15. I can't afford the first cup of milk tea in winter. Let's have a cup of boiled water.

16, it is difficult to make money, life is difficult, and life is not easy. Who calls themselves ordinary people?