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How does fried chicken attract friends?

1, I want to eat fried chicken. I hope I can eat fried chicken and ice when I wake up.

I'm going to sleep. I am so hungry that I want to lose weight. I ate fried chicken and dessert in my dream.

3, hungry, I really hope to eat fried chicken with beer, hot pot, barbecue or barbecue.

Why do you always want to eat something in the middle of the night? You just want to drink milk tea, eat fried chicken and eat lasagna, not go hungry.

I am in a bad mood today, so I will drink milk tea, eat fried chicken and eat my favorite dessert cake to cure it after waking up.

6. Pickled radish was originally prepared to eat fried chicken, which was really delicious.

7. Be happy in sadness, play live games together, eat fried chicken and drink milk tea and ice cream.

8. Short-term happiness will usher in long suffering, the happiness when eating fried chicken, the weight gain afterwards, the happiness of staying up late, and the difficulty of getting up the next day.

9. I have been eating fried chicken for more than two weeks. Today, my aunt came to pick me up and said that she would take me to KFC.

10. Happy time for children to eat fried chicken, play on the slide and smell the flowers.

1 1, Pepsi is used to make chicken wings for cola, and fried chicken burgers are delicious and perfect.

Talk about eating fried chicken and making friends.

12, I ate one person's "adult set meal". Although I can't finish three cokes, I don't like fried chicken.

13. Why do people eat fried chicken and drink beer without weighing more than 100, so I eat ten vegetarian dishes and jiaozi gains two pounds directly? It's really hard to get fat.

14, when eating fried chicken, sweet and spicy sauce dripped into clothes. I was shocked when I took a shower. I thought I was bleeding.

15, every time I eat fried chicken, I lose weight the next day. If I get sick,

16, every time I decide to eat fried chicken, I start to struggle between kebab and steak.

17, I struggled for an hour to order fried chicken or mala Tang. It was closed just now, and finally I ordered a hand-grabbed cake!

18, gradually I don't like to eat greasy food, and I don't want to watch others eat fried chicken and barbecue.

19, eating too much chicken makes me sick. I should not eat fried chicken for half a month.

20. Forget it, I don't deserve fried chicken and milk tea. Take more medicine and chew a few tablets to strengthen the stomach and promote digestion is the last word.

2 1. Why do I still lose weight after eating fried chicken and instant noodles every day recently?

22. I haven't eaten fried chicken and drank coke for a long time. Sure enough, drinking coke is the only way to be happy.

23. I ate fried chicken yesterday and gave it to me. I don't even want to eat next month. I can eat too much fried chicken at a time.