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Classic signature is crazy and cool.

Classic signature is crazy and cool.

1, life is a chess game. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

No one can tell me to lose unless I don't want to win.

No one will spoil you like a baby. The only thing you can do is to give a proud back to those who look down on you.

5. I can't do it alone. I'm never tough. Nobody needs to worry.

6. I threw you into the sea of people with the wind, and it has nothing to do with you from now on. I went out by myself.

As far as I'm concerned, I won't give anything that belongs to you to others.

8. Russia said that no one would make Russia cry again.

9. You can laugh or cry, and you don't have to be protected by others.

10, thank you for being so inhuman, at least it didn't ruin the rest of my life.

1 1. I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

12, I am me. What do you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.

13, even if you are single.

14, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation.

15, now there are many such people, pretending to be forced in front of the poor and letting dogs go in front of the rich.

16, I will cherish what I care about with my life.

17, you take your overpass and I'll go through my underground passage.

18, even if they were as good as a thousand later, they didn't come early as the first one.

19, decades have passed, it's all a pile of ashes, and no one knows anyone! Afraid of what?

I don't need others to love me. I love myself more than anyone.

2 1, in fact, I really don't care about your existence, so you don't have to dress like B. I look tired.

22. A lover who changes his mind is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

Don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

25, don't be melodramatic, there is no one in this world who is not injured.

26, you grow up, you are crazy, you are nostalgic, this is your own business.

27. That year, we met in youth, but said goodbye in indifference.

28. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

29. The memories you mentioned are nothing at all.

30. After persistence, memory is nothing more than that.

3 1, I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.

32. Don't hurt me too lightly, but be cruel. I'm afraid I won't forget you, and I'm even more afraid I won't die.

33. If you start to miss me, remember, it's not that I want to leave, it's that you let go.

34. It is not that I have changed, but that I have understood; I will treat others as others treat me.

35, never explain, people who know you don't need it; People who don't understand you don't deserve it

36. If you can't keep something, just throw it far away, maybe it will bounce back after hitting something.

37. If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion.

38. I am not a fragile girl. I don't need protection. I can be fine alone.

39. Not many people know me, not many people remember me and not many people understand me. Why should I smile at everyone?

40. You think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

4 1. I want to be your only one. I can't copy or paste.

42. If you don't talk about love, you will feel sorry for yourself. Everything is just singing for love.

43, simple mind, one sentence can be finished.

44. I never want to be happy with it. The flying dust is more gorgeous than fireworks.

45. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is live!

46. My world is black and white. Please stay away from the colorful world.

47. The position of the heart can only be reserved for the last person.

48. Happiness is a virus. I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.

49. Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

50, has been imitated, never accept money.

Talk about pulling the cool and hanging the sky.

1. I am too tired to love one person, so I decided to love ten. 2. I just, in my hard life, there may be many people who dislike me, but I don't live for them. You didn't come to sleep with me, but you care what time I go to bed. You don't know how painful it is to slap you in the face, and how angry you are if you don't scold you. You will never feel the same way. Take back your criteria for judging people. I am alone, really, depending on the mood. You said you liked cherry blossoms, so I planted them for you. You said you liked him, so I buried him under the tree. Look, the cherry blossoms are so beautiful this year, don't you like them? 6. Don't think too much. My good night just wants you to shut up early. 7. 100 people 100 people. I am your mother, your ancestor. 8. Like is like, you care why. 9. Life will get better gradually, and everyone who leaves me will die. 10. Sleeping right is love, sleeping wrong is happy cooperation. 1 1. Others are fairies, and I am the Wu Meiniang you can't have. 12. I don't have many friends, but I don't think it matters. I'd rather be lonely than mix with weeds. If the roads are different, I will stay away from garbage. 13. I don't have a grandson anyway. Let you know what happened to my grandson. 14. Be a calm person, drink only half soda, get up when the alarm clock rings, don't look back when you leave, even put your hands in your pockets when you say goodbye, never cry, just walk freely. 15. Black is not a sin, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you are white. 16. Always show yourself and smile brightly. Don't care about other people's pointing fingers. Be yourself, so that those who look down on you can't climb up, and those who look up to you like you more. 17. No matter how bad your grades are, you must live with a smile. This is the dignity of scum. 18. If I know you again, I will kill you. On the personality of dragging, hanging and frying the sky +0

1, tomorrow's road must be tenacious even if it is difficult, and only the bully can create brilliance.

2, waiting is not a matter of time, it is worth it.

People who know me don't need to explain, and people who don't know me don't need to explain.

I broke my heart when I was young, but now I forget it. This is only a moment of youth and frivolity. Why is it forever?

If loneliness can run aground, happiness will last forever.

6. Love while you are young, and love yourself when you love the world.

7. Being bullied by others is a kind of practice. It is also a practice to pay back the bad of others. ...

8. I don't care if you want eternity.

9. The world laughs that I am too crazy, and I laugh that the world can't put it on.

10, beauty is just a metaphor, and handsome boy is just a name.

1 1. Don't judge my future by your past.

12, don't expect me to understand, don't expect me to understand.

13. If something is lost, there is no need to find it again.

14, one's past, one's present, one's romance is irreplaceable.

15, people don't attack me, I don't attack. If people attack me, they will do the opposite. People don't scold me, I don't scold. If people scold me, they will curse to death!

16. Without you, the sky I see is still blue.

17, you don't have to take the initiative, but don't move when I take the initiative.

18, nothing can stop us from having happiness.

19, it's enough to be yourself, don't care what others say.

20. I want us to be together. That's necessary.

2 1. If a person starts to neglect you, please leave him, and those who don't know how to cherish you don't give up.

22. If you don't like me, you can kill yourself or pretend to be blind.

23. I want to be a king who belongs to me, not a princess who can only rely on men all her life!

24. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

Conquering you with tears will make me look down on myself.

I'd rather go alone than be hurt by a woman.

27. If you win, I will accompany you; if you lose, I will accompany you to make a comeback.

28. Whether you are a human being, a dog, an enemy or a friend, it's up to you after a long time.

29. I would rather the cruel reality annihilate my ignorant ideal than just be beautiful in my dream.

It's not your turn to tell me what to do in my world.

3 1, whoever dares to touch him, I will return him.

32. Who is better than who? If I'm wrong, I'll just kneel down.

I am lonely, but I don't need your charity.

34. Why do you want to prove something to people who are not worth it? Life is better for yourself.

35. Please don't save love humbly!

36, submit to humiliation said it doesn't matter, it is better to say fucking absolute beauty.

37. The world is too chaotic now. Do it if you don't accept it. If you are poor, you have to eat.

Give me a fulcrum and I will touch your heart.

You can never afford my feelings. They are not cheap.

40. You tell me about the grass mud horse every day, and I tell you about the grass mud pig!

4 1, I don't blame. I am a limited edition.

42. Please make it clear that I don't want it, let alone you don't want it!

43. If I can shake hands with freedom, I would rather lose everything.

44. You will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.

45. A confident woman is not arrogant. Self-confidence means believing, and only by believing can she be happy.

46. Those who don't have the courage to start are actually over.

47. Since you can't go back in the past, don't go back and edit our idol drama again.

48. If you like it, you must have it. Don't be afraid of the result.

49. Even if my love is cheap, you don't deserve it.

I would rather create my own sadness than copy the happiness of others.

The signature of the shocking personality.

The signature of the shocking personality.

1, finally found the road to success, but the intersection is under construction.

Although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.

3. I once passed by a man, and he was so full of sparks that he almost moved a brick.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

5. The son asked his father: What should I do if I meet a colored girl? Father said to touch and run.

Tears in your eyes can't kill a fish.

7. All jobs that don't aim at wages are muddling along.

8, the heart of the mouse, the cat knows best.

9. Love, look at the money in your pocket.

10, call me playboy, do you know what I was affectionate at that time?

1 1. Calling you a beauty is a metaphor used by people who borrow you.

12. Is your handsome boyfriend treating you in name only?

13, life doesn't need money, what needs money is the life path you take.

14, I just have an itch. You just need to practice.

15, give your cheap feelings to others, and give them to whoever you see, which is rare.

16, you are just the cheapest scenery I have ever seen, just for free.

17, looking at you, you are just a devil wears prada.

18, love can't be eaten or drunk. I have to pay for it. What picture?

19, little me, see through everything with secular eyes.

I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.

2 1, forbearance and cruelty coexist, forbearance is cruelty to oneself.

If you dare to betray your sister, I won't sell you anything in the end.

If I am your passer-by, I would like to be your guest.

24. Don't blame my brother for being too crazy, just blame the world for being too arrogant.

If you choose to be a villain, don't blame the official for trampling on your dignity.

26. The joys and sorrows around me, the parting of life and death are all the excitement of others, which has nothing to do with me.

I can't find the direction of life, but I never give up.

Please don't judge the value of my existence by your ignorance.

29. I'm going to put you aside to dry and bring you back.

Until now, the earth is still at my feet.

3 1, I hope you are the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen, and I am the one you have been waiting for.

No one will be tired of drinking water because of the insipid water, so don't abandon life because of the insipid life.

Sisters are for sharing, not for selling.

34. If I am not brave, who will be strong for me?

Honey, you've lost weight. Look at the wrinkles on your neck.

I don't love you, but your father's bank account.

37. It hurts to get paid every May Day holiday, not to pay less! Because of the money.

Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

39. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.

40. Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

4 1, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up and do your homework.

42. My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Quietly sleeping, moving over.

Teacher, I met a robber, but my homework was robbed.

44. If brain-dead people can fly, this is the airport.

45. Without you around, time is simply slower than my computer.

46. The biggest dream is to hope that one day, when I am walking on the road, a handsome guy will pick me up and take me home.

47. If you bully me, I will curse you for buying instant noodles without a fork.

48. My stupidity is unparalleled. My crazy world is the first, and people like me are one in a million.

49. When some people die, it's nothing to do with me. Some people, I can't let go of them.

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.