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People in hell talk about sentences.

1. Chat with me. No, uh-huh, uh-huh Will chatting with me for a day have an orgasm?

2. Are all those people who said they couldn't live without me dead now?

I will grow up to be what you like in the next life, and then I don't like you.

If there is no door in heaven, then I am willing to go to hell with you!

I deliberately stood in the most dazzling place, but you deliberately turned a blind eye.

6. Are you happy? Do you care?

7. Don't give up just because you don't know how to refuse.

8. Is there anything you can't do? I won't leave you.

9. You don't have to find a rich boyfriend, but you must find a boyfriend who is willing to spend money for you.

10. Turn on the light if you are afraid of the dark, and contact me if you miss it. I missed it because I am a man of backbone.

1 1. If one day you secretly love another girl, you tell me and I will propose for you. If she doesn't respond to me, she will kill her. If she responds, it will only kill her.

12. Give me love, money or get out!

13. Actually, I hate waiting, but I waited for you for so long.

14. Do you like my waist-length hair or my short shawl? I don't like you.

15. We agreed to go to whitehead together, but you dyed your hair halfway and I shaved it.

16. The first time I saw you, I knew I was going to destroy you, I was going to dirty your body, and I was going to let you accompany me for a lifetime. It's called making love. Those so-called happiness wishes and finding a lover are all nonsense. I just want to have you for the rest of my life, and I'm even jealous of the rain hitting you.

17. When you put it down, can you not make me feel excited?

18. What you need to please deliberately is what you don't deserve.

19. At first, you may have a good impression because of your appearance. After you get together, you will gradually get to know each other and like each other's inner character. After a long time, you will gradually feel that being together can let the other person see any side of yourself, at least without restraint and affectation, and then you can bear everything with the other person and gradually become a habit. Then I don't even know what it's like, like family. This is love, isn't it? Being apart doesn't mean being apart. If you don't love, you don't love, right?

20. I am at a loss in the crowd, following behind you, holding out my hand for fear of making mistakes, and retracting my hand for fear of missing it.

2 1. If the seagull has never met the sea, I think it will fall in love with the forest.

22. Like the wind blowing across the lake, your tenderness can always ripple in my heart, but I can't be calm for a long time. Even I yearn for this kind of instability, and I want you to be gentle all the time, and I want you to be in an irrelevant place without presupposition. I feel discouraged, I miss you, and my heart is like a raging sea and a calm Wang Yang.

23. The most beautiful thing about love is companionship, and the most beautiful thing about companionship is peace of mind.

24. I don't like quarreling, because I don't want to win the war of words but lose you.

25. When I lose my temper, just listen honestly and I'll show you when it's over.

26. People who are willing to take you home can eat the ups and downs of people who want to live with you.

From heaven to hell, I pass by!

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-1. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

2. My website, you are the landlord.

3. People are iron and fans are steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic!

4. Face is given by others, but lost by yourself.

Honey, my eyelashes are drowning.

6. If you think too much, you will get hurt too badly.

7. Sadness turns left and happiness comes.

8. Dream, anything is possible.

9. Of course God will forgive me, because that's his job.

10. Face down first, there is nothing you can do.

1 1. It's a pity not to reprint.

12. No one is holding hands, so I just take a ride.

13. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

14. You take your overpass and I'll take my underpass.

15. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

16. Standing at the O-junction of life.

17. Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.

18. In high school, we are as busy as grandchildren, but we can still be as happy as NB; In college, we idled around like NB, but we couldn't find the happiness of being a grandson.

19. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

20. You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

2 1. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

22. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.

23. A "bad man" must have a good appearance, otherwise, he doesn't deserve to be a bad man or a bad man in a woman's heart.

24. Where you fall, you get up. You always fall down there. I suspect there is a pit!

25. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".

26. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

27. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

28. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat flopping about.

30. Alas, this man has a straight figure, and even his headache is partial.

3 1. Mixed society is a physical activity, and it pays attention to four lessons: flash and prance.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't know the tune, and sometimes I don't know the tune.

33. The house is rotten and the future is uncertain.

34. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

35. I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

36. From heaven to hell, I pass by!

37. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

38. If you make a mistake, forget it. It's over anyway.

39. Work QQ, refuse to chat, charge 50 cents if you want to chat strongly, punctuation, half price, 30% discount on monthly card, and double at night.

40. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

4 1. The difficulty of marriage is that we love each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

42. Traveling means going from one's own place to another.

43. It is easy to stand outside the pain and convince the suffering people.

44. Time is like a river. The left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, and there is a touch of youth sadness in the middle.

45. Ask who is the most enlightened person in the world, and I will do my part.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

47. Born in poverty, the five elements are short of money.

48. grandstanding can be flattering or falling out of favor.

49. There are two tragedies in life: despair and complacency.

Tonight, let's use the cold war to keep warm!

202 1 domineering personality: I came from hell and passed by in heaven.

1. I'm from hell. I'm going to heaven and passing through the world.

I want to tell you that I am neither your father nor your mother, and there are not so many stories for you to remember.

My husband is not as domineering as his father.

I am overbearing because I am overbearing.

Don't say you are from the city. Now the earth is called a village.

6. Good upbringing and law-abiding sense of social responsibility prevented me from hitting you directly.

7. Be a difficult person, throw your face at the person you hate, and tell the person you like aboveboard that you would rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

8. I am determined to destroy your country and cut off your green water. I want you to die, and I want you to live forever.

9. I just want someone to know that I didn't say anything and it's not really okay; When I try to smile, someone can know that I am not really happy.

10. You should live proudly. At the age of sixteen, there were many suitors. When you were sixty years old, some hooligans whistled at you. There is more than love in your life.

1 1. If you can't love someone, it will be the whole world.

12. If my sovereign treasure becomes someone else's the Monkey King, blow up his Huaguoshan.

13. In the name of youth, do enough of these bad things in luxury, and then go back and correct them in time before the age of 30. From then on, take off your childish coat and take away your wisdom. Then, be a qualified person, begin to take responsibility, and begin to love life and the world tenaciously.

14. Being kind doesn't mean that I am easy to bully, but I don't want to argue with dogs.

15. Missing after losing is doomed to be a bitch.

16. Ignore the joys and sorrows, face the silent ending with a smile, wake up with a smile, be less persistent and more free and easy.

17. Don't give up even if you are devastated!

18. I am my own God and live in my paradise.

19. Let me love you and offer all my ambitions, intrigues and tricks.

20. Love without reservation, never look back when you leave.

2 1. I am angular, angry, poisonous and stinging. Don't come near me out of curiosity.

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22. Remember those who hurt you, because they taught you to be strong.

23. You shot me and I said it was an accident. Do you believe I stabbed you to death? Do you think my hands are shaking?

24. When someone insults you, remember that a lion won't turn around because he hears a dog barking!

25. My life is up to me, and heaven will destroy me.

26. Drink if you have a stomachache, self-harm if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and take sedatives if you are lovelorn, but please don't tell the person I like that you are in a bad mood.

27. I have never felt that I respect myself, but what qualifications do you have to be equal to me?

28. If you are considered unsociable, you will be unsociable. If you are called a freak, you are a freak. You'll be as short as a fart all your life. Calm down.

29. You failed me in this relationship, and I will try my best to make you kneel and cry in the future. You can say that I will do whatever it takes, and the defects will be reported. That's who I am. I'm more than that

Courage leads to heaven, cowardice to hell.

1, showing courage and boldness; If you flinch, you will be afraid. Conrad

2. The most important first commandment: Don't let the enemy frighten you. -Elmer Davis

Courage is the most important quality of human beings. If you have courage, you will naturally have other human qualities. Churchill

Courage shown in misfortune usually annoys the timid and pleases the noble. -Rousseau

5. Since nature has caused different degrees of strength in the world, it is often used to cross the rubicon and make the weak no less than the strong. -Montesquieu

6. Bravely conquer everything: it can even add strength to flesh and blood. -Ovid

7. Be strong and brave, don't let despair and vulgar sorrow overwhelm you, and keep the great soul open-minded and calm when suffering. -Friends

8. A hero is someone who goes all out for everything and has no distractions from beginning to end. Baudelaire

9. In all mankind, anyone who is strong, upright, brave and kind is a hero! -Beethoven

10, courage is a person's light in adversity. -huafu old horse

1 1, people's worries make the future bright, and happiness is instantly covered by darkness. -It's far away

12 I admire courage, perseverance and confidence, because they have always helped me cope with the difficulties I encountered in my earthly life. -Dante

13. Fear of the enemy suppresses your courage in vain, that is, it weakens your strength and increases the momentum of the enemy, which is equivalent to letting your stupidity attack you. Fear cannot be free from death, and the result of war is only death. To die in battle is to destroy death with death, and to die in fear is a slave to death. -Shakespeare

14, do what you have to do, such people are brave. -Tolstoy

15, there are no people in the world who are passionate and brave in pursuing success and can succeed. -Napoleon

16, love will make people have the courage to fight. anonymous

17, revenge is not brave, patience is brave. -Shakespeare

18, coward, even if there is great anger, what can you burn except weak grass? -Lu Xun

19, don't be afraid of him, because he is also afraid of you.

20. Boldness produces courage, while paranoia produces fear. Conrad

2 1. Boldness is the price of progress. Hugo

22. Most sensitive people complain about the lack of power when it is too late to use it. -Rousseau

23. Have the courage to deal with poverty, endure ridicule and face up to the enemies in your camp. Russell

24. The first step in dealing with anything is to be able to face it! Hubbard

25. Anyone who strives for self-improvement will eventually succeed. -Goethe

Fear is the only thing we should fear. -Mrs Roosevelt.

27. Adversity can test a person's character; Extraordinary circumstances can show extraordinary integrity. On a calm sea, all ships can compete side by side. When the iron fist of fate hits the key, only people with great courage and wisdom can calmly deal with it. -Shakespeare

What you must be careful is to be too careful.

29. If you lose property-you just lose a little, if you lose honor-you will lose a lot, if you lose courage-you will lose everything. -Goethe

If you want to taste the brave, you must go all out like a real brave, and your fear will be replaced by courage and courage. Churchill

3 1, if you are timid on the day of trouble, your strength is small. -Proverbs

32. Cowards die several times at a time, but husbands die once. -Shakespeare

33. It is not brave for a person to draw his sword when he sees humiliation and stand up and fight. -Su Shi

34. Cowardice is your greatest enemy and courage is your best friend. -Leonard Frank, turn around

35. The most brilliant day in a person's life is not the day of success, but the day when he challenges life from lamentation and despair and bravely moves towards his will. Flaubert

36. People's courage can bear all the burdens; People's patience can endure most of the pain. Samuel Johnson

37. It is impossible to be brave if you think that pain is the greatest misfortune; People who think that enjoyment is the greatest happiness cannot be temperate. -Cicero

38. Any significant victory is always a bold achievement. Hugo

39. If you are a coward, you are your biggest enemy; But if you are brave, you are your biggest friend. Frank

40. If a person's passion, whether in happiness or pain, has the creed taught by reason about what should be feared and what should not be feared, then we call each such person a brave person because of his passion. -Plato

4 1, life contracts or expands with people's courage. Annette Nien

42. Who is invincible? The kind of person who is not afraid of danger at any time. -epiktetos

Courage is rightly regarded as the first virtue of human beings, because this virtue guarantees all other virtues. Churchill

44. Courage is a kind of tenacity; It is precisely because of its tenacity that we have any form of self-denial and self-victory ability. Therefore, it is at this point that courage and virtue are related. -Schopenhauer

Courage, like love, needs hope to nourish it. -Napoleon

46. Courage is a measure of the size of the soul. Carnegie

Courage is the inevitable result of wisdom and a certain degree of education. Leo Tolstoy

48. Courage leads to heaven, cowardice leads to hell. Seneca

49. The brave are angry and draw their swords to the strong; Cowards get angry, that is, they draw their swords at the weak. -Lu Xun

50. It is the strongest courage and confidence to generate great courage from great wisdom and strengthen confidence from understanding. -Zou Taofen

5 1, a man with courage is a man who doesn't panic, and a man with courage is a man who doesn't flinch considering the danger; Those who keep courage in danger are brave, and those who are reckless are reckless. He dares to take risks because he doesn't know the danger. -Kant

Virtue requires courage, and honest people are never timid. -Shakespeare

53. Only those who have courage have confidence. -Cicero

54. Stupid and brave people will be excited and impatient when facing the future danger, but they can't control it. When the danger comes, they will disappear and their blood will coagulate. -Aristotle

Even the bravest among us seldom have the courage to understand what we really understand. -Blanke

It may be necessary to hesitate before making up your mind. However, once you make up your mind, you must go straight ahead. Ishikawa tatsuo

57. A truly brave person is the one who knows the joys and disasters of life best, and then goes forward bravely to bear the accidents that will happen in the future. Pericles

58. True courage lies between extreme timidity and recklessness. Cervantes

59. As long as you persist long enough, after a certain moment in fear comes, fear is no longer extreme pain at all, but only a very annoying and exciting stimulus. Faulkner

60. He who is willing to be a lamb will eventually be bitten by a jackal. -Mark Paki

6 1, a strong-willed person, property can be plundered, but courage cannot be deprived. Hugo

62. A rational animal should have full determination and courage. No matter what he should do, he should not flinch because of the danger in his heart. When he meets something sudden or terrible, don't be so flustered and trembling with terror that he can't move or run away to avoid it. -Locke

63. Many geniuses disappear in this world because of lack of courage. Unknown people are sent to the grave every day. Because they are timid, they never work hard. If they can be induced to start, they are likely to succeed. -Bruno Smith.

64. Lucky love follows the brave. -Ovid

65. Caution is an important part of courage. -Frika

It is cowardly to insult those who can't ask you to apologize. Mikszath Kalman

The only thing I can trust is my lion-like courage and invincible working energy. -Balzac

68. I think the best way to overcome fear should be to face what you are afraid of and go forward bravely until you succeed. Roosevelt