The original text of ascended a cloud

The gifted scholar in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva in Nanhai was sent to heaven by the Bodhisattva that day to collect Xiantao.

Xiantao is three thousand years old. It turns out that the Queen Mother always holds a flat peach party every three thousand years, and all immortals are invited to taste peaches at the meeting. But this time, unfortunately, the queen mother had a toothache. Ouch, it hurts badly. The old man prescribed painkillers, but it will take 500 years to stop the pain. The queen mother had to let her messenger tell everyone that the meeting would not be held, and whoever likes peaches would take some back to enjoy.

Genius boy left Luojia Mountain in Putuo to clear the upper bound, and an auspicious cloud floated into the worse gate. I saw him barefoot with three horns on the top; Holding a purple bamboo basket in his left hand and a fairy book in his right hand. The purple bamboo basket was compiled by the Buddha when he received the fish monster from Tianhe, and now it is used to hold peaches. In order to prevent counterfeiting,

The immortal passbook is proof of household registration. All the way to Yuntou, I went straight to the Lingxiao Hall, and I was ordered by the Bodhisattva to meet the Jade Emperor first. The Jade Emperor was very happy to see that the boy was cute and glib. Then he sent a message to the following: Listen, Director Taoyuan, if you want to choose a basket of peaches for this boy, you must choose a big one.

Picking peaches is not difficult, but this crop of peaches only grew for 1999 and 363 days. You can eat it in two days, but it's no different from any peach. The Jade Emperor smiled and said to Shancai, You little glutton, the cloud is in a hurry. That's it. It will be safe when it comes. You can play here for two days until the peaches are ripe. There is a guest house outside the cloud nine. You can stay anywhere.

People talk for nine days, and we know that there are nine weights in the sky. Boys who are good at managing money rarely go to heaven, thinking: I am only a mustard seed in such a place, so I will live at the bottom.

The rich boy found a heavy guest house and just checked in, only to hear thunder. Strange, sunny, but it's going to rain? On closer inspection, it turned out that thunder came from the yard next door. The rich boy smiled, but who is playing the porch! As soon as the voice fell, there was more than one player playing Wei. It seems that there are three or four good players fighting for five games.

The boy suddenly felt itchy, so he turned into a red tiger and flew over the courtyard wall, stopped at the window root and took a photo, but it was the four of them.

I see. This is the Star Government. There are 28 boarding houses here. They are Jiao, Kang, Bian (d: 9), Fang, Xin, Wei, Basket, Dou, Niu, Female, Deficiency, Danger, Room, Wall, Kui, Lou, Stomach, Bian (m: o), Bi and Bi. It is the hornwood mosquitoes, unicorns, Kuimu wolves and Muan Jing who are sleeping in the room. Good luck is usually tightly controlled by Guanyin, but now that there is no Covenant, I can't help being stubborn, so I am thinking about some practical jokes. I just want to be another black ant, marching in the face of star officials! There was a loud noise overhead, and the genius boy was surprised: it really thundered! The rumbling woke the four-star official.

The rhinoceros mosquito has the most violent temper and can't help but look up and scold: This ghost car didn't come early or late, and your grandfather just closed his eyes and you went out to attend the funeral! Others sigh again and again: after a hard night's work, they can't even sleep!

After listening to their complaints, the rich boy was puzzled, so he went back to nature and saluted the door, saying, Four-star officials are so angry. Muan Jing, who is calm in temperament, explained: Your children don't know that we have four classes for 28 nights, and we are on duty in the order of day, month, metal, wood, water, fire and earth.

My last class was Kang Jinlong, Niu Jinniu, Lou Jinguo and Ghost Jinyang, and my next class was Ji Shuibao, Bi Shuishu, Alnilam and Qiu Shuimu. We just worked a big night shift last night. However, the immortal of the thunder system lives in those skies and drives in and out of the thunder car all day. How can he sleep peacefully? So worried.

Good luck: Raytheons are so inconsiderate that they should reason with them. Unicorn often jokes, so he pretends to be very active and says to Shancai: You are a VIP in Nanhai, so how about running for my brother?

That good fortune is hot intestines, and now I agree. Good boy, only heard a whoosh, has soared in the air. Muan Jing rebuked the unicorn lightly and said, Why did you encourage him to hit a snag?

Dou Su said with a smile, anyway, the child is fine. Why not run and play? Speaking of talented teenagers, he flew to the sky in the blink of an eye and came to the thunderbolt palace where the Raytheon couple lived. I saw two stone Kirin squatting in front of the door. The gate was open and unguarded.

Good money rushed in, but it didn't move. I turned to look, hey, two scales of stone unicorn came alive, holding his clothes in my arms.

Be good at busy drinking: open your mouth, and you will pay the price if you tear it! Let me tell you, I am in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva and inspired by the compassion and compassion of Luojiashan in Putuo, South China Sea.

So wordy! The unicorn on the left winked at his partner, then let go together and said what you were doing. Shan Caidao: Your thunder car is too noisy, which makes the star officer who goes to work at night sleep badly. I'm here to be fair.

Kirin service road on the right: this mine car goes in and out on business. Without a car, it is impossible to take those Fengbo, Rain Master, Dian Mu and Yun Tong to get wet everywhere.

Wealth: Although I am on a business trip, I always look at each other and think about the following difficulties. The unicorn on the left added: Not necessarily we don't have difficulties? From time to time, pot washing water and jar pickling water poured down on the triple day, polluting Raytheon's clothes, and even thunder fires were often put out. If you have the ability to make a triple promise and never pour dirty water again, we will guarantee the bottom.

Can you count on this?

My brother is not an idle man in Fulei, so he will keep his promise.

In that case, Shancai asked, which god lives in Triple Heaven?

Zuo Qilin answered: The above is Yaochi.

Shancai said, no wonder there is always pot washing water. That Yaochi was originally a place where immortals gathered and feasted. Come on, I'll go to Triple Day again. I did, but I didn't see it.

Right Kirin flew away when he saw goodness, and said to left Kirin, Dude, as the saying goes,' The lion opens his mouth', your breath is not small.

Zuo Qilin laughed. This young man is too naive. If you don't enter heaven, you don't know heaven. Let it be.

Good luck, but three days in a hurry. I saw the fairy official who made wine, the poor man, the Taoist who carried water, and the boy who lit the fire in Yaochi, all busy. Really:

The golden table is full of delicious food, and the jasper plate is full of different fruits. The bear's paw and scarlet lips have just been roasted, and the liver, wind and brain are ripe again. Mortals come here to have a taste, and the precepts bite off the root of the tongue!

When Shancai smelled the incense and swallowed it, he suddenly saw two giants carrying a big tripod in the porch and shouting: one, two-

Good luck and fierce provincial road: Is it necessary to pour the soil again? Before the word "Erlix" was exported, he immediately twisted his tactics and shouted to stay in the factory and arrest them in a fixed position. What was poured out of the giant tripod seemed to have solidified, hung in mid-air and never fell again. Shancai reached out and touched it, but it was fried black. I can't help but say, it's a pity that I have arrived, or Raytheon's clothes will be unlucky again.

Shancai gently put down the tripod, took the posture, and said to Erlux, you two are so tall, but you don't know this with some common sense!

Erlux is busy, fairy, calm down! On the birthday of the barefoot fairy, he decided to hold a birthday party here and ordered the use of clean cooking oil.

Hum! You are clean, others can't be clean!

However, there is a saying. Man struggles upwards, but water flows downwards. Where will these things go if they don't go down? Like horse manure in the sky, it often falls into soup and wine, so we have to close our eyes. Xianke was offended, so we said, now. Leave it to fate and eat whatever falls from the sky!

Wait a minute, Shancai asked, where is the horse manure in the quadruple sky?

The fairy doesn't know? My roof faces the Royal Horse Prison.

Sugiyama took out an egg-sized bottle from her waist and said, I'll lend it to you for the time being.

Pack the dirty oil and sewage, and wait for me to go to the quadruple sky.

Erlux said with a smile, this bottle is small and exquisite. It's just a toy of the fairy, but it can hold a few drops of water!

Good luck: You wait, but you don't know much. When my Bodhisattva surrendered to me, she borrowed a whole sea water from Three Rivers and Five Lakes, Eight Seas and Four Dishes, and Xiyuantan Cave, and put out my samadhi fire with a bottle of pearls. Although the bottle I learned and refined has no magical power, there are still more things to hold your leftovers. Said the inverted bottle and read a spell, sucking up the oil and water in the cauldron early. Er Lishi repeatedly marveled.

That good talent flew into the sky again. I thought: the sky is really chaotic, so that everyone can't live a quiet life. I think Tianma people are still happy.

Just thinking, a team of heavenly horses flew in, and the leader immediately rode an official. I saw him:

At the command, everything was assembled and whips were everywhere. There is no room for a long tail in the red robe, and it looks like a monkey's face under the black veil.

When the monkey saw good luck, he reined in and shouted, "Where is my dear nephew going?"

Shancai was surprised and asked, When did the Great Sage start working again?

The monkey head made a haha: My good nephew must have mistaken me for someone else. I am the Great Sage, but I am not the Great Sage Sun. I'm St. the Monkey King.

Good talent said angrily: Bah, since it's not the Monkey King, how can you call me a' good nephew' to take advantage of me!

The Monkey King was not annoyed, but still smiled and said, You children don't know that my seven brothers were not welcome when they became sworn. Your father Niu Wangmo is the boss, and his name is Hirata Tiansheng. The second brother Jiao Mo, the third brother Peng Mo and the fourth brother Lion Camel King are collectively called the Great Sage of Fuhai, the Great Sage of Mixing Heaven and the Great Sage of Moving Mountains. I am a bachelor; There is also a sixth brother, King Yu Zhou, who is called the Great Sage. Monkey King Monkey King ranked seventh because of his small size, but his title of Monkey King was shocked for nine days. Because Sun raised horses well in those days, the horses were under the control of monkeys, and the Jade Emperor recruited me as the supervisor of horses instead of my seventh brother.

Seeing this, Shancai bowed his head and called himself Uncle Wu.

Just then, I suddenly saw horses in chaos. Just listen to twittering, twittering, countless birds, like locusts, cover the sun and pounce.

Shancai exclaimed, these birds are crazy!

The Monkey King said: This bird is called Black Magpie. It is they who bridge the Milky Way for Weaver Girl and Cowherd on Tanabata every year, and they all live in Wuyue with Weaver Girl. Although this bird has the merits of weaver girl and cowherd, it is my great misfortune. I peck Tianma's food every time I come down. So Tianma and Wu became enemies, and they often fought endlessly, which was very annoying.

Up to now, you can still see the shape of a horse stepping on a bird in cultural relics, which can prove this point.

Seeing the magpie approaching, Shancai took out a baby from her waist and said, This is a wishful bag. Let me use it to save my uncle from this bird disaster.

The Monkey King asked: But did you put Pig Bajie's bag in the fire cloud cave in the bitter pine stream of No.1 Mountain?

Shan Cai said: Exactly. Just at that moment, the mountain vegetables threw the treasure into the air, only to hear a bang, and the magpies disappeared at once-all in the bag.

Shan Cai picked up the wishful bag and said to Monkey King: I don't think fighting is a long-term solution. There should always be a safe arrangement. After I return this bag of birds to the Weaver Girl, I will discuss it with my uncle. After that, I left with my bag.

Weaver girl weaves brocade endlessly in Jingwei Pavilion. Seeing the arrival of the talented boy from the window, she quickly got up and went out to meet him.

Seeing the Weaver Girl, Sugiyama couldn't help joking with her: Sister-in-law can't expect to see Niu Ge again this year.

Weaver Girl: What?

Shancai lifted the bag in his hand: Your' bridges' are all in my bag. Listen to your ears if you don't believe me.

Weaver Girl is in tears now. Good little brother, I don't know how they have offended you. I'm here to make amends for them! It's just that Brother Niu and I are reunited after a long separation. We only get together on this magpie bridge for a while every year.

Sugiyama said with a smile, I'm playing with my sister-in-law. I'll let them go, but in the future, my sister-in-law should restrain herself and not let them be coquettish.

Weaving moth frowned slightly and felt very embarrassed: this bird magpie is my benefactor, not a slave. How can I control them? It is common that heaven and earth interfere with each other. The brocade I weave is often burned into a hole by Prince Nezha of the Six Celestial Realms-because his hot wheels son will splash down on Mars; I am always accused by the queen mother, so I have to swallow it.

Shan Cai said indignantly that life is so timid that you can't switch up and down. Maybe it would be better.

Weaver girl waved her hand again and again: our places are arranged by the Jade Emperor himself, who dares to change them privately!

Good luck: In that case, you can call the Jade Emperor for all kinds of inconveniences and ask him to make another plan.

It seems that my work is trivial, but I'm afraid I'll be accused of' crime'. It must be Li Tianwang and other senior officials who are good at making suggestions.

Fu Bao: Then Li Tianwang lived in Nezha for six days. I'm going to visit him anyway. So I let the magpie bird go, quit the weaver girl and went to the sixth heaven. Li Tianwang's father and son in Tota have something to do with Shancai. Shancai's brother Huian Walker is the eldest son of Li Tianwang. Shancai successfully entered the Heavenly Palace, but there was no sign of Li Tianwang. Then he asked Nezha: Where is my uncle?

Nezha said with a smile, My father has gone into the bomb shelter. What do you want from him?

Shan Cai told me his purpose, but asked: what is a' bomb shelter'? What is the "emptiness" of "defense"?

Nezha said, "There are four donkey kong living above me, that is, Mo Liqing holding a sword, Molihong holding an umbrella, Mo Lihai playing the pipa and Mo Lishou playing snakes." . Molihai recently came down to earth and found a novel musical instrument called' Guitar'. I couldn't help liking it very much and played it all day. I was impressed by that guitar. But my father, like a monkey, heard the spell. As soon as the guitar rings, he gets a headache and fidgets. Helpless, I had to dig a bomb shelter in the back garden. ...

When the mountain vegetables were listening attentively, music drifted faintly from above. Really, this song should only exist in the world. Can you hear it in the sky?

Nezha added: It's just that my father is rigid by nature. Although he has suffered so much, it is extremely difficult for you to ask him to talk about moving.

At this moment, chanting voice from outside:

I brought a pot of wine,

Xing yun lai Zou

Show the sleeves and wipe the bright moon,

Wave a stick to drive the dog away.

Nezha laughed and said, It's the old man Venus! Suddenly, I heard another bang. This is not good. I felt that my legs and feet were inconvenient and I tripped! For a moment, I don't want to hear another word,

Once you bite it,

Picked up half a poem.

Everyone laughed. The white Venus came in.

Nezha quickly picked up a good talent: Uncle Venus is resourceful, why not ask him face to face?

On hearing this, Taibai Venus unhurriedly took out the unsatisfied and inedible precious hip flask from her sleeve and gulped it down with her neck crooked. Then she smoothed her beard and said, Your idea is good for the gods, but the Jade Emperor is very proud. He would rather make a mistake than be corrected, which will damage his dignity. ..... Let nature take its course. I see you have traveled all over heaven, and your gratitude and ambition are commendable. I gave you two treasures today, but you can do this. ...

A good wit was overjoyed when he saw the treasure. He left Venus and Nezha and flew away. After seven days' flight, I saw Mo Lihai still playing guitar, Mo, Molihong and Mo Lishou dancing swords, umbrellas and snakes, and dancing disco. Good people are ungrateful and fly to the Eight Heavenly Palace.

This palace is the residence of the old gentleman. Shancai took out the first treasure given by Venus, but it was an invisible grass. When he touched it, no one saw it. Cunninghamia lanceolata went through the gate, turned to the cloister, and soon came to Dan's room.

I saw an alchemist in the Bagua furnace, with flames at the bottom and cigarettes curling up at the top. Because the old man is playing chess with the moral god on the high shelf, those furnace watchers and fire boys can't help being lazy. Shancai stepped forward and gently opened a crack in the furnace cover, only to find that the two treasures of Venus were in the palm of his hand and blew in at one breath. -It's as big as mustard seed, crystal clear, and it's called spicy essence. The reader asked: I have only seen saccharin and monosodium glutamate. Where is the spicy essence? It turns out that in Shu, Shu people are addicted to spicy food. As good as after heaven, but peppers are hard to find, and disappointment is inevitable. One day, I found a wild pepper king in the crack of the fairy stone in Kunlun Mountain. I couldn't help but be overjoyed and take it back to the government for cultivation and reproduction, refining it into spicy essence. I tasted one in Yaochi's cauldron soup, and it was so spicy that 800 immortals' lips were black and their tongues were burnt: it was originally a seasoning, but I didn't want to help it today before I succeeded.

Fuyun had already done something in the Dan furnace, rushed out of the pocket palace, picked invisible grass and went to the nine Taoyang halls on the cloud. This is the jade emperor's bedroom.

At this time, the jade emperor had just gone down to the court and was about to roll on the coral bed. Xiane reported that the auspicious boy asked for an audience. The jade emperor had to put on his shoes again and preach goodness before coming in.

The jade emperor asked, why don't you go to that interesting place to play, but come here?

Good talent service road: I've seen it for nine days. All the immortals are interfering with each other, so I need a big move.

The Jade Emperor was very unhappy. He has lived here for thousands of years. Why did he move to a new home? You should have more children!

At this moment, the Jade Emperor suddenly felt a puff of smoke piercing his nostrils, which made him want to sneeze. The Jade Emperor thought. It is impolite to sneeze in front of courtiers. . He practiced for a long time in his early years, then held his breath and mobilized his internal strength to force the spicy smoke out. Who knows that this fiery flue swelled up and down between the seven orifices of the jade emperor, making his eyes weep and his throat itch. Finally, he couldn't help it. When a sneeze comes out, the cups fly and the beams and columns shake. Sneezing won't open this thing. As soon as it wins the first sound, it will roll in and be unstoppable. And the chamberlain and fairy moths in the temple also echoed together. Really, the Tiangong is so lively, but it smells like sneezing Sylar; There is no fear of drought in the world, and I have seen tears like rain.

The jade emperor was tortured by that sneeze, his face was red, his neck was swollen and his muscles were thick. He repeatedly called: "Stop, stop, what Dan the old gentleman made today makes me very bitter!" "

Shancai sneered and sniggered: Venus's spicy essence is really powerful! But he said, Your Majesty will not move. It's too early to suffer.

The jade emperor quickly said, today, move according to your doll! Therefore, according to the agreement between the gifted boy and Taibai Venus, all immortals are.

Move a nest. Now it's:

Jiuchongtian taishang laojun

Eight Days Jade Emperor

Seventh heaven ershibajia hotel

Liu Zhongtian Yaochi

Five paradise weavers

four heavenly guardians

Triple heavenly royal horse supervisor

Tianwang Li and his son

Thor in the sky

The jade emperor no longer smoked; Star officials on duty can sleep peacefully after work; The leftovers from Yaochi are just magpies fed to Weaver Girl: Mo Lihai's guitar attracts Tianma, and playing the piano immediately is also a pleasure; The thunder in Piwo Palace will no longer be doused, and the sparks from Nezha hot wheels will make the thunder fire more intense.

Two days later, when the flat peaches were ripe, the gifted scholar returned to Jiashan with a basket full of peaches, and everyone sent him to the worse gate.

Since then, the immortals have lived a quiet life. Really,

Outside the castle peak building outside the mountain,

Cloud nine is full of joy.

If you don't correct the mistakes of the Millennium,

You've been talking.