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Tell me about the story of a salt-free woman

Zhong Lichun, a native of Wuyanyi, Qi, was once a grass-roots officer of Qi. Influenced by her father, Zhong Lichun disliked needlework since childhood, liked to play with guns and clubs, and learned the Yi. At that time, salt-free city was a sericulture area, and Zhong Lichun's favorite job was picking mulberry. In order to pick mulberry and practice martial arts correctly, she made a mulberry hook with a hundred kilograms of iron pestle and played with it all day.

On this day, Zhong Lichun and his sisters came to the mulberry garden to pick mulberry. After each of them picked a big basket, it was not yet time. Zhong Lichun said to his sisters, "It's still early. Let's practice martial arts for an hour before going home." Hearing this, all the sisters cheered, took off their coats, tightened their waists and gestured at the edge of the garden. The sisters were practicing hard when they heard the pounding of hooves in the distance. Zhong Lichun listened and said, "No, Zhao Jun has come to rob again. Go into the mulberry garden and hide." The sisters went into the mulberry garden like a sparrow avoiding an eagle. Zhong Lichun tidied up every man's basket. When he first arrived at the garden, two Zhao soldiers came to her, and one of them stabbed Zhong Lichun with his gun. Zhong Lichun looked at him and didn't panic. He blocked the other side with a mulberry hook and swept past. The soldier was split in two by the middle. When all the sisters saw Zhong Lichun's success, they swarmed out. When Zhao saw this battle, they couldn't figure out what sharp weapon their partner had died of, so they turned around and ran away.

Zhong Lichun went home and told his father in detail what had just happened. My father sighed and said, "Zhao Jun has occupied my city for half a year, but your majesty seems to be ignorant. If this goes on, the salt-free city will not be trapped." "Why is your majesty so secretive?" Zhong Lichun blinked and asked. The father went on to say, "Isn't it just that the courtiers are in the way and the wine is fascinating?" Zhong Lichun changed color and said, "My daughter went to see him and told him the truth." Father was surprised at this: "You?" "Yes, my daughter went to see the king and coaxed him. If the king doesn't listen, I'll make a scene in the palace. " "No ..." Father still wouldn't let her go. Zhong Lichun said confidently, "Dad, have you forgotten that your daughter can still be invisible? If there is danger, I will escape from the palace. " With his father's reluctant consent, Zhong Lichun set foot on the road to Linzi, the capital of Qi.

On this day, the King of Qi was having a feast in the harem, and the doorman came to report, "Your Majesty, there is an ugly woman asking for an audience." The king of Qi asked, "What's wrong with ugly girls?" "Back to the king, she claims to be a salt-free woman and wants to serve the king in the harem." "Ah?" King Ten of Qi unexpectedly raised his head: "There are a lot of beautiful women in my harem, all of whom are beautiful women chosen from among thousands. How can an ugly woman fill my harem? Ha …" All the officials present also laughed with the king of Qi at the same time, but Chunyu Kun, the doctor, didn't laugh. He said to the king of Qi: "The ugly woman is going to enter the palace as a princess. Does she have any background? Please ask your majesty to announce her to the palace and see what happened. If she is really rude, she will be punished again. " The King of Qi listened to Chunyu Kun's suggestion and declared Zhong Lichun into the palace. Zhong Lichun hall just stood, the whole audience is not a burst of laughter. I saw her sparse yellow hair hanging high over her head, big forehead, deep eye socket and high nose bridge, and her purple lips could not hide her two front teeth. It was really ugly. When the King of Qi saw it, he was disgusted and was about to wave her out. Chunyu Kun said, "Why can a salt-free girl fill the queen's harem?" Zhong Lichun studied this man carefully, and when he saw his cap, take off your coat Bo Dai, he guessed his identity in his heart and asked, "In what capacity do you represent your majesty?" "I went to the doctor Chunyu Kun." "Oh, turned out to be a surname doctor who had argot about the king. The commoners are not talented, but they also want to use argot to admonish the Lord. " As soon as Chunyu Kun heard that the salt-free woman wanted to admonish you in argot, he said with great interest, "This doctor has learned!" Just when everyone wanted to watch Zhong Lichun play argot, they suddenly couldn't see her. There was a burst of surprise in class. Only Chunyu Kun said unhurriedly, "Wait for me to recruit her in argot." Say and wave, several times in a row, salt-free woman really appeared in front of the hall. Chunyu Kun asked: "Everyone is waiting to learn the girl's argot. Why are you suddenly invisible?" Zhong Lichun looked at the king of Qi and said, "My daughter is trying to see if the king is sincere." Hearing this, the King of Qi said with a moderate attitude, "Please give me your advice." Zhong Lichun nodded, then raised his eyebrows, gnashed his teeth and waved his arms forward, saying, "Oh, oh, oh." Facing Zhong Lichun's performance, the King of Qi was at a loss, and everyone turned their attention to Chunyu Kun. Chunyu Kun understood, and tentatively said, "Looking at the border town from afar, gnashing your teeth to cover the monarch ... Well, please ask the girl to explain herself." Zhong Lichun nodded, primly saying, "Zhao was trapped in my city, but the king was ignorant. Instead, he stayed around and indulged in wine and wine all night, which was dangerous and dangerous. May the king drive away the superior as soon as possible, banish the courtiers, promote the sages and govern the country." As soon as Zhong Lichun's voice fell, Chunyu Kun applauded and said, "Good words, good words." The King of Qi was also moved for a moment, so he gave Zhong Lichun a seat and said, "I am under orders. Investigate and deal with traitors, leave the palace, and order them to do so; But this matter of recovering the city is really beyond my power at the moment. " Zhong Lichun got up and said, "The commoners are not talented. They know a little about guns and clubs. There are three hundred sisters in the salt-free city, which can be used. I am willing to ask for a fight with Zhao Jun. " The King of Qi was skeptical of Zhong Lichun's words, and Chunyu Kun said, "This plan is very good. If the king orders the garrison of Wuyan City to listen to the girl's command again, I will be willing to supervise the army and work together to defeat Zhao, and things will be successful. " The King of Qi immediately agreed, so he ordered Zhong Lichun to be the general without salt, and Chunyu Kun to be the supervisor. He led the garrison of the city without salt and 3 sisters of Zhong Lichun to form the army without salt and went to recover the city without salt. Zhong Lichun did not immediately accept the imperial edict from the King of Qi. Instead, he asked, "If the Zhao army is defeated, what will be said about the women entering the palace?" The king of Qi Zheng said, "Ah! Ah! If you break Zhao Jun, I have my own arrangements. " Zhong Lichun took the imperial edict and left the palace with Chunyu Kun to form a salt-free army.

On this day, Bai Yuan, the commander of Zhao Jun's Juanyi, was playing a game with the army when he heard the Malay newspaper: "General Wu Yan of the State of Qi led his troops to capture Juancheng." When Bai Yuan listened to the newspaper, he didn't care about Qi Jun at all. He said, "No salt, nobody, it's for nothing." Tanma added, "I heard that this person is a woman, and she is trying to warn the official of the King of Qi." Hearing this, Bai Yuan despised her even more: "You won't have any real skills if you get an official by your lips. Tell her that you can beat me on the chessboard without fighting, and this general will deliver it to her. "

If you don't have salt, you have to divide the level on the chessboard, and your heart exulted. So you ordered Xiaojun to build a high platform in front of the battle line, set up the chessboard, and then sent an invitation to Bai Yuan. Bai Yuan received the invitation and came to the chessboard at the end of the next day. Unexpectedly, General Salt was dressed in plain clothes, with only four maids in plain clothes and no weapons. Looking down at the Qi army, it was neat and tidy, with a hundred paces in line. In order not to show weakness, he left only two of his personal guards standing beside him, and the rest all stepped down and returned to the team to show his large number. The two sat down across the chessboard, and Wu Yan once again stated the other party's promise: "If Bai Yuan loses chess, he will give up Juancheng." Bai Yuan promised: "Never go back on your word". The two men then raised their hands and started. After more than ten rounds of vaulting horse, getting out of the car, poking guns and bowing, Bai Yuan gradually gained the upper hand, and after a few more steps, the defeat without salt was revealed. No salt, no panic, as if prepared, clever magic, chess pieces moving on the board, Bai Yuan turned to the disadvantage in an instant, Bai Yuan seemed to notice, stood up and said: "This is not the case." Said the hand waist knife. Salt-free already see in the eye, quickly grabbed the chessboard toward Bai Yuan's head. Because this chessboard is made of iron, Bai Yuan was caught off guard, and as soon as he shot it, his brains burst. Four maids around Wuyan took the opportunity to kill Bai Yuan's guards. When Chunyu Kun saw that there was no salt in his hand, he raised a chessboard and sent a signal to command the Qi army to cover and kill the past. The Zhao army had no generals and fled for their lives. The Qi army regained Juancheng at one stroke.

The salt-free class division triumphed in Linzi, and the King of Qi greeted the suburbs personally, giving wine to congratulate them. Without salt, he didn't pick up the wine. Chunyu Kun knew it in his heart and reminded the King of Qi, "Your Majesty won't break his promise to the general." The King of Qi woke up suddenly, holding a glass of wine and said, "Without salt, a general can conquer the monarch with his words, and he can keep the country safe with his arms. I will make you a queen." Without salt, the cup was drunk, and all the officials congratulated each other, and the drums entered the Qi Palace.

Since then, a proverb has spread in Linzi area: "The salt-free empress is ugly, which ensures the Qi king to sit on the mountain."