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What are the circle of friends who receive the certificate?

1. If you are obedient, I will give you a Monica.

2. After doing homework for minutes, the mobile phone will be jealous and coax her for several hours.

The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

People you like are kept as pigs, while people you hate are fed to pigs.

Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?

6. When you meet someone you like, you must be bold, cautious and thick-skinned.

7. Happiness ripples gently in your heart like ripples. Laugh heartily, enjoy the sky happily and giggle.

8. narcissism is not a crime. If you are infatuated with my brother, please line up behind me.