Funny sentences that scold your partner.

1, your illness is very serious, especially in your brain. There's no cure!

When I saw you, I suddenly understood what Picasso was.

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult! You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

You have a good physique. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.

5. To be an actor like you, you don't need makeup to shoot ghost films and cg to shoot Jurassic.

6. You are so strange and wandering that I can't help sighing about the magic of your parents.

7. Hate you? No, I am too lazy to remember you.

8. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

I don't care if you don't love me. The world is full of beautiful women, and she will be gentler than you!

10, you have countless spare tires, and your feelings remain unchanged, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile.

1 1, frankly speaking, you can hold up a brothel.